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Chapter 34: Drunk Elf
"This is wine, children cannot drink it." Gou Congsheng put a large can of Green Elf fruit wine into the refrigerator to chill.
Then he poured himself a glass of Green Elf fruit wine, then took out an ice cube and put it into a goblet filled with fruit wine.
The moment the ice cube is put into the goblet, the green wine liquid stirs up in the goblet, creating waves of waves, just like a few green flowers and plants suddenly growing on the wasteland, which makes people feel amazing. a feeling of.
Gou Congsheng picked up the wine glass and took a small sip. Suddenly, a feeling of frost rushed into his throat.People instantly feel as if their whole body is frozen, and they are out of control and unable to move.
Gou Congsheng's whole body was paralyzed for a long time, and finally he woke up.But what followed was another wonderful feeling. The fruit wine entered his throat. The taste of the fruit wine was so sweet and sour that it numbed the whole body and penetrated directly into the soul. Gou Congsheng suddenly felt that his whole body felt soft and he almost sat down. on the ground.
This feeling lasted for a long time. After a long time, Gou Congsheng squinted his eyes and slowly opened his mouth, and the first thing he said was: "It tastes so damn good."
"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas persevered, hugging Gou Congsheng's calf tightly, then looking up at his chubby and cute little face, and kept doing various charming movements, hoping to make Gou Congsheng Give it some drink.
"Little idiot, only adults can drink wine. A little girl like you, who has not yet fully grown her hair, can only drink this." Gou Congsheng took out a box of Moo Moo milk from the refrigerator and placed it in front of Larulas.
"Lalu Lalu," Lalulas used his little paws to push away the fresh milk that Gou Congsheng had placed on the table, and then lay down on the ground, kicking his paws wildly and crying.
"You continue to make trouble, I'm going to bed." Gou Congsheng looked at Larulas, who was rolling around like a child on the ground and making jokes, his face suddenly darkened, and he went back to the house to sleep.
Gou Congsheng slept deeply. When he slept until midnight, a strange sound came from the quiet room: "Dong dong dong"
"What is this sound? Has your home been robbed?" Gou Congsheng was awakened by the noise in the room, so he rubbed his eyes and asked.
"Crack" sounded louder this time, as if something was breaking.
"People who don't know how to deal with the dark organization are here again." Gou Congsheng took a stick and walked out of the room quietly towards the direction of the sound.
The weird sound of "crackling" continued to sound.
"What is that?" Gou Congsheng came to the place where the sound came from and saw a pair of red eyes looking at him in the darkness. Gou Congsheng said in fear.
"Lalu Lalu" A familiar voice suddenly came through in the darkness.
"Larulas, what are you doing again?" Gou Congsheng turned on the light and angrily walked towards the dark corner of the room.
"Larulas, you actually drank a large tank of wine." Gou Congsheng looked at Larulas, who was hiding in the corner, unconscious, his face flushed and shaking his head from time to time, and he said angrily.
"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas didn't care about Gou Congsheng's appearance at all, but continued to hold the big wine jar and pour the strong-flavored Green Elf fruit wine into his small mouth.While drinking, he was talking drunkenly, as if to say: I'm not drunk, I still want to drink.
Green wine was poured all over the floor. On the clean ground, the dripping wine formed a pool of water. The water pool reflected the shining light of the incandescent lamp. For an instant, the water shimmered very beautifully. .
And the drunk Larulas, lying on the ground in a pool of wine, covered in green wine, was like a king who was addicted to wine and sex in ancient times. He looked so drunk that he opened his mouth and let out a burst of frivolity. The slutty chirp: "Lalu Lalu"
"You plagued child, get up!" Gou Congsheng looked at the room that was in a mess by Larulas. He suddenly became angry and spurted out two streams of flames from his nostrils. Then he reached out his hand in anger and pulled Gou Congsheng up. said the ear.
"Lalu Lalu" Lalu Lalu screamed in pain and bared his teeth.
"Hey, little idiot, please wake up." Gou Congsheng looked at Larulas who was drunk and unconscious and talking nonsense from time to time. He suddenly became angry and slapped Lalulas hard on the face with his hand, quietly. In the room, there was a burst of bright slaps: "Pa"
"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas, who was hurt by the beating, immediately stared at Gou Congsheng with a pair of blood-red eyes and a cold light in his eyes, and then let out a fierce cry.
"You little beast, you dare to be mean to me, let's see how lz treats you." Gou Congsheng walked into the bathroom angrily, and then brought out a basin of cold water.
"Lalu Lalu" Gou Congsheng poured a basin of cold water on Lalulas' body. Lalulas suddenly woke up a little, then he spat a few mouthfuls of saliva, and then his whole body trembled.
"Are you awake this time? It depends on what good things you have done," Gou Congsheng said angrily.
"Lalu Lalu" But Lalulas seemed to still be in a drunken state. After being splashed with cold water by Gou Congsheng, he suddenly became angry.He got up from the ground, then opened his mouth and revealed a row of sharp teeth, and let out a sharp scream at Gou Congsheng.
"Auntie, don't be angry, I'm all joking," Gou Congsheng said with trembling teeth as he looked at Larulas, whose whole body was burning with fire.
"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas waved his little paw and punched Gou Congsheng in the stomach. Immediately Gou Congsheng covered his stomach and howled loudly.
"Ah ah, aunt, please stop fighting, I know I was wrong." Gou Congsheng was punched and kicked by the drunk Larulas, and a sound of Gou Congsheng howling in pain could be heard in the quiet room.
"I was raped by my own elf," Gou Congsheng said pitifully, lying on his stomach and escaping from the door of the room in a panic, then leaning against the cold windy corner outside the house.
Gou Congsheng sat outside the cold house all night, and did not dare to tiptoe home early the next morning.
"Why is this kid sitting at the door so early in the morning?"
"Yeah, yeah, it seems like I sat outside the house all night. It looks so pitiful."
"It can't be that, he was kicked out by his girlfriend." Early in the morning, the uncles and aunts who were out looked at Gou Congsheng's embarrassment and said all at once.
"I don't know if this aunt is sober." Gou Congsheng walked into the room in a mysterious manner, and then looked around at the situation in the room to see where Larulas was.
Gou Congsheng searched around and found no sign of Larulas.
"Lalu Lalu" was finally on the bed in the bedroom and saw Lalulas lying on his bed, talking in his sleep from time to time.
"Hey, wake up Larulas, we should go to school," Gou Congsheng called, slapping Larulas on the face.
"Lalu" Lalulas lazily turned over and fell asleep again.
"It's almost late." Gou Congsheng looked at the time and realized that he was about to be late, so he hurriedly put Larulas away with the elf ball and walked towards the Akiye County Junior Elf School.
When Gou Congsheng came to school, he discovered a strange thing, that is, all his classmates were missing.And their schoolbags are still there, indicating that they were still there just now, but now they went somewhere
"Ding ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding." Just when Gou Congsheng was panicking, suddenly a ringtone came from his cell phone.
"Hey, Ji Congsheng, where are you now?" Teacher Mo Yiren's serious voice came from the other end of the phone.
"I'm a school teacher."
"Then come to the training room now."
"What's the matter, so anxious?"
"Dududu" Teacher Mo Yiren on the other end of the phone did not speak and hung up the phone in a hurry.
Then he poured himself a glass of Green Elf fruit wine, then took out an ice cube and put it into a goblet filled with fruit wine.
The moment the ice cube is put into the goblet, the green wine liquid stirs up in the goblet, creating waves of waves, just like a few green flowers and plants suddenly growing on the wasteland, which makes people feel amazing. a feeling of.
Gou Congsheng picked up the wine glass and took a small sip. Suddenly, a feeling of frost rushed into his throat.People instantly feel as if their whole body is frozen, and they are out of control and unable to move.
Gou Congsheng's whole body was paralyzed for a long time, and finally he woke up.But what followed was another wonderful feeling. The fruit wine entered his throat. The taste of the fruit wine was so sweet and sour that it numbed the whole body and penetrated directly into the soul. Gou Congsheng suddenly felt that his whole body felt soft and he almost sat down. on the ground.
This feeling lasted for a long time. After a long time, Gou Congsheng squinted his eyes and slowly opened his mouth, and the first thing he said was: "It tastes so damn good."
"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas persevered, hugging Gou Congsheng's calf tightly, then looking up at his chubby and cute little face, and kept doing various charming movements, hoping to make Gou Congsheng Give it some drink.
"Little idiot, only adults can drink wine. A little girl like you, who has not yet fully grown her hair, can only drink this." Gou Congsheng took out a box of Moo Moo milk from the refrigerator and placed it in front of Larulas.
"Lalu Lalu," Lalulas used his little paws to push away the fresh milk that Gou Congsheng had placed on the table, and then lay down on the ground, kicking his paws wildly and crying.
"You continue to make trouble, I'm going to bed." Gou Congsheng looked at Larulas, who was rolling around like a child on the ground and making jokes, his face suddenly darkened, and he went back to the house to sleep.
Gou Congsheng slept deeply. When he slept until midnight, a strange sound came from the quiet room: "Dong dong dong"
"What is this sound? Has your home been robbed?" Gou Congsheng was awakened by the noise in the room, so he rubbed his eyes and asked.
"Crack" sounded louder this time, as if something was breaking.
"People who don't know how to deal with the dark organization are here again." Gou Congsheng took a stick and walked out of the room quietly towards the direction of the sound.
The weird sound of "crackling" continued to sound.
"What is that?" Gou Congsheng came to the place where the sound came from and saw a pair of red eyes looking at him in the darkness. Gou Congsheng said in fear.
"Lalu Lalu" A familiar voice suddenly came through in the darkness.
"Larulas, what are you doing again?" Gou Congsheng turned on the light and angrily walked towards the dark corner of the room.
"Larulas, you actually drank a large tank of wine." Gou Congsheng looked at Larulas, who was hiding in the corner, unconscious, his face flushed and shaking his head from time to time, and he said angrily.
"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas didn't care about Gou Congsheng's appearance at all, but continued to hold the big wine jar and pour the strong-flavored Green Elf fruit wine into his small mouth.While drinking, he was talking drunkenly, as if to say: I'm not drunk, I still want to drink.
Green wine was poured all over the floor. On the clean ground, the dripping wine formed a pool of water. The water pool reflected the shining light of the incandescent lamp. For an instant, the water shimmered very beautifully. .
And the drunk Larulas, lying on the ground in a pool of wine, covered in green wine, was like a king who was addicted to wine and sex in ancient times. He looked so drunk that he opened his mouth and let out a burst of frivolity. The slutty chirp: "Lalu Lalu"
"You plagued child, get up!" Gou Congsheng looked at the room that was in a mess by Larulas. He suddenly became angry and spurted out two streams of flames from his nostrils. Then he reached out his hand in anger and pulled Gou Congsheng up. said the ear.
"Lalu Lalu" Lalu Lalu screamed in pain and bared his teeth.
"Hey, little idiot, please wake up." Gou Congsheng looked at Larulas who was drunk and unconscious and talking nonsense from time to time. He suddenly became angry and slapped Lalulas hard on the face with his hand, quietly. In the room, there was a burst of bright slaps: "Pa"
"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas, who was hurt by the beating, immediately stared at Gou Congsheng with a pair of blood-red eyes and a cold light in his eyes, and then let out a fierce cry.
"You little beast, you dare to be mean to me, let's see how lz treats you." Gou Congsheng walked into the bathroom angrily, and then brought out a basin of cold water.
"Lalu Lalu" Gou Congsheng poured a basin of cold water on Lalulas' body. Lalulas suddenly woke up a little, then he spat a few mouthfuls of saliva, and then his whole body trembled.
"Are you awake this time? It depends on what good things you have done," Gou Congsheng said angrily.
"Lalu Lalu" But Lalulas seemed to still be in a drunken state. After being splashed with cold water by Gou Congsheng, he suddenly became angry.He got up from the ground, then opened his mouth and revealed a row of sharp teeth, and let out a sharp scream at Gou Congsheng.
"Auntie, don't be angry, I'm all joking," Gou Congsheng said with trembling teeth as he looked at Larulas, whose whole body was burning with fire.
"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas waved his little paw and punched Gou Congsheng in the stomach. Immediately Gou Congsheng covered his stomach and howled loudly.
"Ah ah, aunt, please stop fighting, I know I was wrong." Gou Congsheng was punched and kicked by the drunk Larulas, and a sound of Gou Congsheng howling in pain could be heard in the quiet room.
"I was raped by my own elf," Gou Congsheng said pitifully, lying on his stomach and escaping from the door of the room in a panic, then leaning against the cold windy corner outside the house.
Gou Congsheng sat outside the cold house all night, and did not dare to tiptoe home early the next morning.
"Why is this kid sitting at the door so early in the morning?"
"Yeah, yeah, it seems like I sat outside the house all night. It looks so pitiful."
"It can't be that, he was kicked out by his girlfriend." Early in the morning, the uncles and aunts who were out looked at Gou Congsheng's embarrassment and said all at once.
"I don't know if this aunt is sober." Gou Congsheng walked into the room in a mysterious manner, and then looked around at the situation in the room to see where Larulas was.
Gou Congsheng searched around and found no sign of Larulas.
"Lalu Lalu" was finally on the bed in the bedroom and saw Lalulas lying on his bed, talking in his sleep from time to time.
"Hey, wake up Larulas, we should go to school," Gou Congsheng called, slapping Larulas on the face.
"Lalu" Lalulas lazily turned over and fell asleep again.
"It's almost late." Gou Congsheng looked at the time and realized that he was about to be late, so he hurriedly put Larulas away with the elf ball and walked towards the Akiye County Junior Elf School.
When Gou Congsheng came to school, he discovered a strange thing, that is, all his classmates were missing.And their schoolbags are still there, indicating that they were still there just now, but now they went somewhere
"Ding ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding." Just when Gou Congsheng was panicking, suddenly a ringtone came from his cell phone.
"Hey, Ji Congsheng, where are you now?" Teacher Mo Yiren's serious voice came from the other end of the phone.
"I'm a school teacher."
"Then come to the training room now."
"What's the matter, so anxious?"
"Dududu" Teacher Mo Yiren on the other end of the phone did not speak and hung up the phone in a hurry.
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