The Steady Mage in the Pirate World

The drunken duel between Kong Ming, the president of the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce, and Shanks, the leader of the red-haired pirate group, ended with the red-haired Shanks being drunk in a shameful manner.

However, the winner Kong Ming did not leave immediately. Instead, he lifted the red hair from the table very thoughtfully, then changed into a comfortable position and placed it on the felt on the side. Then he sat on the tree stump with the wine glass in hand. He looked at everyone in the red-haired pirate group with interest.

Of course, because Kong Ming doesn't like to be in contact with others, he did all the above-mentioned things with the hands of a mage.

Lakilu and Beckman also guessed for a long time what kind of Devil Fruit user Kong Ming should be, and finally came to the conclusion that it was a superhuman type, but they couldn't tell what kind of fruit it was.

But guesses are just guesses. Neither of them came up to Kong Ming to ask, what kind of ability are you?

The abilities of Devil Fruit users are a taboo topic, and people who are not very close to them will not ask these questions.

However, in this world, there are also many Tie Hanhan who are just like Luffy, who immediately reveal their trump cards when they come up.

I am a person with rubber fruit ability, so I am not afraid of bullets

Believe it or not, if it weren't for the protagonist's halo, a tough guy like Luffy would have been stabbed to death long ago.

After Kong Ming glanced around, he found that the red-haired future Yonko team had now gathered together. In addition to the vice-captain Beckman and the fat cadre Lakilu, there were still some people who seemed to be there. They appear in the comics, but they are relatively miserable and are not even qualified to reveal their names.

After observing for a long time, Kong Ming was a little surprised. The red-haired pirates were worthy of being the future team of the Four Emperors. Even when they were having a banquet to celebrate, the vice-captain, Beckman, still didn't drink any alcohol and stayed awake throughout the whole process. Cadre Lajilu also did not drink alcohol. Although he was eating the whole time, he did not lose his vigilance at all.

For example, just now a gust of wind blew through the woods nearby, and there were some chaotic sounds. At this moment, Kong Ming clearly saw Lachilu and Beckman first looking into the woods, then looking at each other, and then Beckman shook his head, and Lachilu lowered his head and started eating again.

Kong Ming made a rough guess. They probably suspected that there was someone in the woods nearby. That person might have exposed some flaws when the wind blew. Then both Lachilu and Beckman discovered this, but Beckman used his knowledge to dominate. I scanned it and realized it might be an illusion.

But Kong Ming knew that this was not an illusion, and their feelings were absolutely correct. When the wind blew, there was indeed a person in the woods whose clothes were caught by the wind, and then he made a sound that should not be heard in the woods.

It's just that this person used a method that has never appeared in the pirate world to hide himself.

Not only the cadres of the red-haired pirates are so vigilant, but even the other crew members who have no names in the anime have their weapons within easy reach when they are eating and drinking. Kong Ming has no doubt at all. If someone attacks at this time, the attackers will be surprised to see that these crew members who were still eating and drinking turned into a fully armed army in the blink of an eye.

This situation is exactly the opposite of Kong Ming's Azeroth Chamber of Commerce.

In Kong Ming's Azeroth Chamber of Commerce, the cadres are all a bunch of funny guys, but the red-haired pirates now only have a funny leader.

Thinking about it this way, by taking Jesus Bu away, I really greatly increased the level of seriousness of the red-haired pirates.

There were no accidents at the banquet. Kong Ming was as honest as a guest, sitting in the corner of the camp, observing them with sharp eyes, and occasionally taking a sip from his wine glass.

Finally, when Jesus Bu fell again and lived up to expectations, when Alita and Lakilu were about to wipe out the red-haired pirates' stock, Kong Ming finally bid farewell to Beckman, the deputy leader of the red-haired pirates. .

Beckman did not try to retain Kong Ming, he just said that he would talk about the next thing after the red-haired man sobered up.

Kong Ming expressed his understanding.

Then, Kong Ming also made a board and threw the Jesus cloth on it. After politely thanking the members of the Red-haired Pirates, he pulled the board with his mage's hand and took the Jesus cloth and food with him. Satisfied, Arrita left the red-haired camp.

After walking a long way, it was not until Kong Ming was about to drag the Jesus cloth back to the entrance of Xiluobu village that Kong Ming stopped and put the Jesus cloth on the ground.

"Alita"

"What's the matter, boss?"

"Go to Jesus Bu's house and inform Banchina to prepare a bed for Jesus Bu. He seems to have drunk too much."

"No problem, boss"

ta ta ta ta ta

After a burst of hurried footsteps, Arrita quickly disappeared into the streets of Xiluobu Village.

Kong Ming sighed slightly, and then the whole person seemed to be like a bubble, disappearing without a trace in the air in an instant. Then, another Kong Ming turned around from behind the house at the entrance of the village, intending to reach out and pull the Jesus cloth. board.

Snapped

Kong Ming's stretched out wrist was caught by Jesus cloth's hand.

"Oh la la la" Jesus Bu shook his head and stood up from the ground unsteadily, "I just said, the leader of the banquet today, you behaved very strangely to me. How could you really go to a banquet?" What makes you worried is that you suddenly have such a good drinking capacity and have been secretly hiding in the corner by yourself."

Jesus Bu narrowed his eyes and looked at Kong Ming, "President, what kind of ability do you have?"

"You actually figured it out." Kong Ming pushed up his glasses gently, "I thought I was doing a pretty good job."

"President, you did a good job." Jesus let go of Kong Ming and stretched, "At least the red-haired people who have never seen you, president, shouldn't be able to tell."

"Isn't that enough?" Now that Jesus Bu woke up, Kong Ming kicked the board to the side of the road, then turned around and walked slowly towards Xiluo Bu Village, "As for you and Arrita, I didn’t deliberately hide anything.”

"Boss, don't you feel guilty when you say this?" Jesus Bu quickly took two steps to follow, his eyes widened, with an expression of "I'm surprised how you can be so shameless," "You didn't deliberately hide it, you are still changing I sent Arrita away when I was a human."

"That's right," Kong Ming replied without any shame, "That's not called deliberate concealment, it's called well-intentioned concealment."

Jesus gave Kong Ming a thumbs up and said, "Boss, what is that sentence you often say? That's right. Boss, your shamelessness has once again set a new limit for me."

Do I call this shameless?

Nonsense is clearly meant to be cautious, prudent, and to act after making a decision. The first step to deceiving the enemy is to deceive one's own people as well.

These are the right ones

"But I didn't expect" Kong Ming turned to look at Jesus Bu with contempt, "You can't drink with others, so you secretly pretend to be drunk. Jesus Bu, Jesus Bu, a guy like you with thick eyebrows and big eyes actually rebelled against the revolution."

"Didn't I see you acting abnormally, President, so I was worried about you, so that's why I did this?" Jesus said confidently.

"Really? I saw someone jumping up and down, singing and laughing, but I didn't see that anyone was worried about me."

"Boss, you have to do what you said, learn to look beyond the appearance to see the essence."

"hehe"

"By the way, boss, because of your behavior today, I lost a lot of money, do you know?"

"You'll get a prize if you guess it right"

"Can this money be reimbursed, boss?"

"Keep guessing and you'll win a series of prizes."

By the time Kong Ming and Jesus Bu returned to the door of Jesus Bu's house, Arrita had already completed Kong Ming's instructions and brought Benchina out to prepare to move the drunk Jesus Bu to the bed.

"Eh heh heh" Arrita looked at Jesus Bu walking staggeringly in surprise. Although Jesus Bu's eyes were confused after drinking, he didn't look as drunk as before.

"When the wind blew just now, the wine that Jesus clothed was awakened."

Kong Ming pushed up his glasses and jumped in front of Jesus Bu to define this matter.

Yes, that's what happened. Jesus just sobered up on his own, and it had nothing to do with any other messy things.

"Oh, oh, so that's what it is." Arrita did not doubt Kong Ming's words at all.

"Alas" Jesus sighed.

"Why?" Kong Ming turned his face, a cold light flashed on his glasses, "Jesus Bu, do you think what I said is wrong?"

"It's definitely not right." Jesus Bu straightened his body, "Although you are our captain, boss, I still have to say what I need to say. In fact, I am not drunk at all."

"Then what?" A very fierce face

Jesus continued speaking righteously, "How could a person like me, who has never been drunk after a thousand cups of wine, collapse because of just a few glasses of wine? I was just a little sleepy at the time. As you know, after drinking a little wine, , When the wind blows, people tend to fall asleep easily. So, boss, you said that I drank too much and then woke up when the wind blew, it is completely nonsense."

"Oh oh oh" Arrita suddenly realized, she made a fist with her right hand and smashed it into the palm of her left hand, "So that's how it is."

"Since you can't get drunk after a thousand drinks," Kong Ming showed a sinister smile on his face, "then let's go to Steve's house to continue drinking at night. By the way, bring Benchina and little Usopp with us."

"What?" Kong Ming looked at Jesus Bu with a look of embarrassment on his face, "Aren't you drunk after a thousand drinks? Or, you don't want to drink with Steve and his family? Or, you and Ben don't know why I want to let your family of three Are you going to Steve’s house for a drink?”

"Why do you look at that confused look on your face? Do you really not know?" Kong Ming showed a surprised face, "Even I, who have only been with little Usopp for such a short time, I know. As the father of little Usopp, you don’t even know that your son has a crush on Steve’s daughter Keya, right?”

"I'm going to criticize you for this." Kong Ming put on a serious face, "Jesus Bu, you don't care too much about little Usopp's life events."

"Okay, you don't have to say anything," Jesus replied through gritted teeth, "It's up to you, boss."

Hum

If you dare to fight me, if I don’t let you drink yourself down completely today, you won’t know what the majesty of the president is.