The Steady Mage in the Pirate World

The tea party originated in the Victorian period in England. At that time, Eastern tea was a relatively high-end luxury product in the West, so some nobles found an afternoon to drink tea, eat snacks, and show off their wealth.

Yes, tea parties were originally used to show off their wealth. The ladies gathered their best friends together to show these plastic sisters how rich they were.

I can afford to drink tea. You poor guys are envious, right? !

Later, the afternoon tea gradually evolved into a kind of party. A group of ladies gathered to drink tea and chat elegantly about the Zhang family, the shortcomings of the Li family, and the shamelessness of the Wang family's daughter-in-law.

With the exchanges between the East and the West, this afternoon tea eventually spread to Neon and became a fashion among Neon people.

In the neon-filled world of One Piece, Big Mom is a lover of afternoon tea parties. She also likes to invite a group of people over to talk about topics such as long white beards, short red hair, and the shameless bastard Kaido. , and all the big names were invited.

For example, some tycoons in the dark world, famous pirates, slave traders who do no good things, etc.!

When Kong Ming heard that bigmom planned to invite him to his afternoon tea party, he was completely confused.

Although Kong Ming did know that Big Mom never took her children seriously, so catching her children did not mean that he fell out with her, but it was too outrageous to turn around and invite him to a tea party!

Don’t you look at who you usually invite?

Morgans, a news liar who relies on fake news to attract attention, Stussy, the world's largest madam, Drago Parker, the world's largest funeral parlor leader, Lou Field, the world's largest loan shark...

One by one, these people are all the kind who can be shot for five minutes without any injustice.

But compared to the remaining pirate guests who burned, killed, and looted, all of the above were considered decent people.

Kong Ming felt that listing his name with the scum above would be an insult to those scum.

You are a good person, and your whole family is a good person!

That's right, as a true and uncompromising good person, Kong Ming will never attend such a tea party that only pirates and scum attend!

Stand with a good person like yourself, those scum cannot afford to disgrace this person.

That's right, that's it. It's definitely not because Kong Ming is a coward and won't go to the four emperors' base even if he is killed!

"So, as an honest and responsible businessman, I really don't want to see my name in the newspaper alongside the other guests of Big Mom's influential figures..."

Kong Ming explained very sincerely to the somewhat funny man standing in front of him.

The man standing in front of Kong Ming was wearing a pink suit, with a big beard, and the hat on his head was a pink teacup, and the teacup actually contained tea.

Around this person's waist, there is a circle of something that looks like an eggshell, and two long legs, which take up two-thirds of the body. At first glance, the whole person looks like a pink egg with arms and legs.

Kong Ming was still very impressed with this person.

Baron Eggman, born in the Foot Cho clan, is a user of Eggman fruit ability. The fruit ability is that he will evolve and resurrect after death.

When Egg Baron is killed, he will evolve into Chicken Viscount. After he is killed again, he will evolve into Rooster Count. After he is killed again, he will evolve into Egg Baron again.

What a miraculous fruit!

To be honest, if Baron Eggy wasn't the envoy sent by the Big Mom Pirates, Kong Ming would have wanted to capture Baron Eggy and study it carefully.

"So..." Although Baron Dandan looks very funny, he is still very gentlemanly. "President Kong Ming, you mean that because the guests invited by Big Mom are a mixed bag, you are not willing to Attending the tea party?"

"That's what I mean!" Kong Ming looked sincere.

"I personally don't have any bad feelings towards Big Mom. Being able to stand at the top of the world as a woman is enough to prove Big Mom's strength and ability, but..."

Kong Ming spread his hands with a look of helplessness on his face.

"I am a businessman, and I am not willing to let those employees who rely on the Chamber of Commerce for survival lose their livelihood because I appear with some not-so-legitimate people. I believe you can understand, Baron Eggy. I mean."

"I understand very well!" Baron Dandan nodded gently, "I will truthfully convey your intentions to Big Mom, President Kong Ming."

"Then I'll leave it to you!" Kong Ming picked up the teapot and refilled the teacup with Baron Eggman's hat...

"Thank you, Lord Kong Ming!"

Baron Dandan picked up the tea cup in a very gentlemanly manner, gestured to Kong Ming, and then put it into his mouth with satisfaction. "Then let's talk about Cracker and the others next!"

"About them..." Kong Ming hesitated for a moment, then showed a determined expression on his face, "If I follow my own wishes, in order not to offend Big Mom, one of the Four Emperors, they can be released directly, but …”

"But what?" Baron Eggman asked as expected.

"But we are a chamber of commerce after all, not a pirate group." Kong Ming said straight to the point, "In a pirate group, the captain's orders must be obeyed by all other members, but in the chamber of commerce, otherwise……"

"Within a chamber of commerce, the right to speak lies in the hands of the shareholders of the chamber of commerce, not the president. I believe that you, Baron Eggy, should also be aware of this."

Being slapped by Kong Ming's hat, Baron Dandan could only vaguely agree even if he didn't understand.

"Hmm, I understand a little bit. President Kong Ming, please continue."

"This time our Chamber of Commerce is dealing with Gilbertson. It is nominally to eliminate harm for the people, but in fact it is for Gilbertson's money." Kong Ming lowered his head and leaned forward with a sincere expression on his face, "After all, we are businessmen and we can't afford any profit." Morning, Baron Eggy, do you think so?"

"Yeah!" Baron Dandan completely agreed with Kong Ming's words.

"I believe bigmom sent Cracker and the others here just out of her friendship with Gilbertson,"

Kong Ming continued, "But objectively speaking, this matter is equivalent to cutting off the financial path of our Chamber of Commerce. Baron Dandan, you should also know that cutting off people's financial path is tantamount to murdering parents for us businessmen. ah!"

Kong Ming lowered his voice and said mysteriously. "Actually, the shareholders of our Chamber of Commerce originally planned to send Crackle and the others to the Navy along with Jack to collect the reward. It was me who stopped this matter!"

"Then I really want to thank you, President Kong Ming!" Baron Dandan picked up the teacup and gestured to Kong Ming.

"You're welcome, I also think that doing more is worse than doing less," Kong Ming said with a serious face.

"Although the shareholders say they don't care about offending the Yonko, I think businessmen should still make money in peace and forget about selling Jack the Drought. After all, Kaido is not a person who can be dealt with, but Big Mom is different, isn't it? ?”

"You are right, we are completely different from the barbarians of the Beasts Pirates."

"Although I persuaded the shareholders not to send Crackers and the others in exchange for the reward, the shareholders still refused to let them go for nothing, so..."

Kong Ming smiled meaningfully, "They can let go of the Cracker, but I also need some sincerity on my side. I believe you, Baron Eggy, understand it!"

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