Enter Pirates with Immortality

"Fat man, listen to me later. Don't go up. Let's pretend to be dead later while we're in chaos. Do you understand?"

Lorraine and this fat man have known each other since childhood and can be said to be a pair of good friends. After thinking for a long time, they still wanted to save his life. After all, it is better to die than to live.

The fat man's name was Yas, and he had been a senior chuunibyou patient since he was a child. Lorraine was afraid that he would get lost in thinking and actually take a knife to fight the pirates, so he kindly reminded him.

"What the hell, Lorraine, are you still a human being? You actually let your fat man pretend to be dead? You look down on me." Yas held a big knife in his hand and felt invincible. How could he listen to Lorraine's words.

"Fat man, big brother is not joking with you. Listen to big brother, stop making trouble. At your level, don't I understand?"

Lorraine was also assigned a weapon, which was a hammer with an iron tin on it. If I guessed correctly, it should be a mace.

"You, you" Yas was so angry that his face was trembling with fat after hearing this, "You look down on me, today I will let you know what it means to be scary."

The fat man had an idea in his mind that must impress Lorraine.

"Alas" Lorraine pointed the mace at the fat man's head. He had already thought about knocking the fat man unconscious if it didn't work.

Soon, the village chief led everyone to the coast. Lorraine also saw real pirates for the first time in the pirate world. They were completely different from those in the previous anime. Every pirate here was very ruthless. Lorraine could see it in their eyes.

damn

Stare so hard, why don’t your eyes do anything?

I really think I'm afraid of you. If I weren't weak now, I would kill you all.

"yo"

"Brothers, look, these guys have all arrived at your doorstep, saving us the trouble of looking for them."

Flax stepped out of the crowd, stood in front of the pirate, and taunted.

"You special mother, don't go crazy with us. Believe it or not, you fat man, I will chop you to death with a knife."

Faced with such ridicule, Yas, the little fat boy with chuunibyou disease, couldn't bear it. He rushed out of the crowd with a big knife in his hand, pointed at Flax and cursed loudly.

shit

Lorraine looked at the fat man rushing out of the crowd, and suddenly felt bad. Why did the fat man escape in the blink of an eye? He really didn't realize that this fat man was so awesome.

The rest of the people also gave thumbs up. I didn't expect that the young people in the village were so powerful. They were not afraid of pirates at all. They are very scary.

But on the contrary, the pirates all stared at Fatty with ill intentions, and the leader Flax's eyes darkened directly, "Damn Fatty, very good, you did a good job, you did a great job."

When he said this, Flax gritted his teeth and roared out.

"What a great guy. Fatty, I'm so awesome. Do you need me to tell you? Don't talk nonsense to me, Fatty. Come and chop me down if you can."

The fat man was not afraid at all, and did not hear any threat from Linen. He remained calm and waved the knife in the air.

Arrogant, arrogant, and arrogant.

The pirates never expected that this fat man was so arrogant. They had never been humiliated like this since their debut.

How could anyone dare to talk to them like this when they robbed the village before? If the boss hadn't made any move, otherwise they would have stepped forward and hacked this guy to death.

I'm going, it's all over now.

Lorraine didn't expect that Fatty would directly bring hatred to him. Now Lorraine couldn't save him even if he wanted to.

Originally, Lorraine and Fatty planned to stay out of the limelight, blend in with the crowd, and wait for the pirates to leave before going out to hang out.

But he never expected that this fat man succeeded in making everyone remember him, and now he couldn't save him even if he wanted to.

But fortunately, I am not that stupid, I should still have a chance.

"Look, I'm capable of hacking your fat man to death. If you stare again, I'll knock out your eyeballs. Mom, Lorraine, do you think this guy is looking for death? He's still staring at me, fat man." The fat man was cursing when he suddenly looked back at the crowd and shouted out Lorraine's name. The voice was so loud that everyone present could hear it.

"Nima, you damn fat guy," Lorraine muttered in a low voice, lowered her head and half-squatted, you made a careless friend.

"Lorraine, Lorraine, where did you come out? Didn't you ask me to follow you?" The fat man shouted loudly, for fear that Lorraine wouldn't hear.

Then he squeezed directly into the crowd, and everyone realized his interest and took a detour to get out of the way. Soon Lorraine appeared in everyone's eyes.

The fat man hurriedly walked up and said, "What's wrong, good brother? Do you have hemorrhoids?"

"Your mother." Before Lorraine could say anything, the fat man suddenly interrupted, "Stop talking, Lorraine, I know what you are going to say. Do you want to say that after seeing this guy, you feel sick and want to poop?" Then I got hemorrhoids from holding it in. Don’t worry, I understand.”

The fat man pointed at Flax, and then felt that he was not strong enough, "Why do you think you are so ugly and you come out to be a pirate? I really wonder how you are alive until now."

"Oh, go ahead, stop staring. Your face looks like a shit basin. It makes me want to shit. Now you've hurt my brother, and you want to hurt my body, you piece of shit."

"Shut up." Flax was angry. At this moment, veins popped up on his forehead, and his face was as gloomy as black water. He squeezed the big knife so hard that his arm became red.

"Kill them, kill them all. Leave this fat man and the guy next to him to me. I will make their assholes bloom all over the ground today."

Flax held a big knife in his hand and led the pirates to rush over. He was so majestic that he scared the villagers and scouts to the point where their legs weakened.

"Hold still, think about your wives and children. If we die, your wives will be raped by them later, and your sons will be killed. Are you willing? If not, pick up weapons and fight to the death. If any one of them dies in the battle, I will take care of your wife from now on. Bah, I will take care of you. Do you understand?" The village chief shouted loudly, but at this moment, the little fat man in the crowd suddenly said, "I don't have a son or a wife."

Fuck your mother

"Whether you have it or not, if you can't resist it, then you will die without even having a wife. Wouldn't it be more of a pity?" The village chief had just glanced at the fat man, and now he wanted to kill him with a knife. I was giving a fierce speech, and he was attacking Ni Matai

砰啪

A big knife fell from the sky and slashed at the fat man's back. Lorraine's eyes lit up and he picked up the mace to block it, helping the fat man offset the blow.

But this aftershock made the mace buzz.

It's strange why my hands were not affected by the vibration

Before Lorraine could think more, the second knife struck him in the face. Fortunately, the fat man next to him had quick eyesight and quick hands, so he swung the big knife and resisted.

Bang

The fat man felt the strange force coming from his hand and flew backwards. His whole arm was shaken purple and red, and the sword flew directly into the distance.

"Hahaha"

"Damn fat man, aren't you crazy about me? Why don't you be crazy about me again?"

Flax stepped forward quickly and kicked the fat man a few times, causing blood to vomit from his mouth.

"Fuck you, Fatty, I'm afraid you'll cough." The fat man was seriously injured and kicked a few times. His face was very pale at the moment, but his words were still unforgiving and cruel.

Seeing this situation, Lorraine didn't dare to hesitate. He picked up the mace and quietly slipped behind Lin Ma. He originally wanted to hit him, but suddenly Lorraine realized something was wrong. He saw that this guy was wearing a knife in such a hot day. Wearing a green hat, apart from being mentally ill, he is hiding a secret.

"Hum the little trick"

Lorraine immediately saw through this trick, dropped the mace he had held high, aimed it between his legs, and shouted loudly, "Thunder Half Moon Slash"

砰

"Go to hell, watch your moves, Thunder Half Moon Slash super evolution, Minced Flesh Full Moon Slash."

Lorraine took advantage of the victory and pursued the attack. Taking advantage of the moment of pain in Linx, he twisted the mace in his hand. A creaking sound came from his crotch. Lorraine felt that it was not enough, so he increased the strength again and used both hands together.