American natural disaster

Taoyuan Town can't go back for the time being. It's so noisy there now. These young bastards are so crazy that they want to make a big change in Taoyuan Town.

If I hadn't ordered them not to touch my peach trees, maybe they would have pulled them out for me. I have been raising them for more than twenty years, and I can't let them cause trouble to them as they are about to bear peaches.

The transliteration of this group of bastards is: Asos. Individually, they are called Asos.

I learned another curse word from that rich bitch. He sometimes scolded his subordinates like this. It sounded very elegant, so I wanted to learn it too. I should be more handsome than him when I curse people. .

This time I didn’t classify the word as a curse word, I classified it as a good word to praise people. Sure enough, several days passed, and it still hadn’t found Gaga.

According to that, I called him Shet Sherik. Alas, foreigners’ names are hard to remember. It’s hard for me, a CPU like Fahrenheit. Every time I call the deputy mayor’s name, I have to be stunned for a moment.

Then Sherrick's idea of ​​Aso's rich dogleg is beautiful. After the town is built according to his intention, the town will become a place of blessing for the gods. People who have no money, status and faith cannot move in. It is consistent with it. Pre-development requirements.

I have been to the Kingdom of God, and to be honest, I didn’t have a good impression.

This guy's ultimate goal is to go straight to the religious country. I can't let him do this, so I interfere with his plan.

I'm just pretending to be a god, but I'm not a real god. I can't collect faith or perform magic. When the lie is exposed, no one will respect me as a pretend god.

He wants to make me a magical costume made of gold. It needs to be hand-drawn, woven into gold cloth, and then made into clothes. The effect from his mind is very golden, and as he said, it is impossible to look directly at it. It looks like this is possible, but I haven’t tried it yet.

It's just that I'm so young now. If I wear it, will I look not mature enough or have enough prestige?

Should I grow some beard, white hair or something to show my dignity?

It’s just that long hair affects the performance of my superpowers. When I’m hairless, my superpowers can be extended by several meters. I don’t know where I heard this saying. It must be a way to become stronger summarized by the old timers. I There is no need to dig deep to verify it, just like I verified how terrible the energy of a banana is, that is a bloody lesson.

Do you think that if I put an antenna in my head, it would enhance my superpowers? I remember when I was scrolling through Douyin in my last life, I saw someone put a watermelon knife in their head and it was fine.

It's just that the angle at which he inserted it is a bit tricky. The antenna does not extend upward, but is horizontal. If I inserted it like that, would the wind blow up and hit people when I walk?

Everyone must be shorter than me, so there is a natural potential difference, and maybe there is also a voltage.

Isn't this steel bar too thick and too long? There's still a little rust on it. It's fine if it's inserted into the skull.

Why didn't it stop me when it was time to perform?

Asso.

It hurts so much. I’ve only gone 3mm in. It hurts so much even before the skin is broken. Should I delete the pain code?

Forget it, forget it, there are already many problems and it makes it look less human, and it will become even less human if it is deleted.

If you quit, it must be because of this steel bar.

Let's talk about something else more interesting.

The good news is that I have finished unpacking the giant code of Eternals.

Now that I have all the original codes of the Eternal Giants, the losers can have a wider space for advancement.

In fact, it is the same as the previous genetic modification. The organization 70 years ago got such a tissue fluid from nowhere, and then began to study it. The first semi-finished product was the genetic modification fluid that transformed Captain America. What Banner later studied was actually the original tissue fluid, and he was not trying to infer Captain America's genes.

Captain America's genes actually can't withstand gamma ray exposure.

Therefore, it is no wonder that it was impossible to break through the limit of level 5 genes no matter what, because beyond this limit, the giant body code must be changed.

If the Hulk is level 6, then the Golden Giant is level 7. There are two levels above it, level 8 and level 9. Look at the color. Level 8 is gray and level 9 is black. I don’t know how strong it will be. .

This thing is much stronger than genetic modification anyway, but whether it can withstand a real nuclear bomb and how much nuclear bomb it can withstand, you have to find a chance to try it. Anyway, I wouldn’t use it directly without trying it on normal humans dozens of times. Who knows if it has any backdoors or something.

This guy, Marvel, doesn’t care about science, so he needs to be more careful.

Thinking of nuclear bombs, I thought of the gem again. Maybe it would be a good idea to dig it out and find some reinforced dog legs to blow it up. After all, that thing has no nuclear contamination.

Just where am I buried?

阿索

Can't remember

It didn't write down such an important thing

Is it afraid of being bombed?

Hey~~~~, it was afraid of being bombed, I wasn’t

Don't push all bad things on me, but I'm not easy to mess with.

Believe it or not, I will let you taste the death penalty of a man: peeing three thousand times in one night.

Hey, look who's back

Vegeta is back, no, his name is Belloc, but I always call him Vegeta.

I didn't change the subject

This little guy has a rich imagination, and his brain modeling accuracy and speed are unparalleled. Many blockbusters from his previous life were running in his mind, which actually gave me a different kind of shock.

It's a really good graphics card, much better than the 10086ti series of N cards, but I haven't played games for many years.

Unknowingly, this little guy who lost his parents at the age of eight has grown from a runny-nosed kid eating hundreds of meals into a pillar of the father of two children. It’s not easy. He also He left his hometown and went to a distant city to set up a street stall to earn money to support his family and buy milk powder. He is really a good and responsible young man.

That's right, you are my favorite son of a bitch. You don't have to cry. I admit, I have told you the most stories.

It's still not very safe here recently, and there's a lot of construction going on here. Everyone who lives there for three to five years can't be quiet at all. Didn't he hide in Laowang Village for peace and quiet when he didn't see his father?

After completing those embarrassing transfer procedures, hurry up and leave. It's safer outside now.

I will call you back after Dad has been tested for nuclear bombs. Then Dad will be strong and walking with wind, and you will have people behind you to support you, and your life will be more peaceful.

Virginia Pepper Potts.

I seem to have heard of this name somewhere

It can't be my old friend from before, right?

Alas, people have a bad memory. Now when they see someone who looks familiar to them, they are so nervous that they dare not make a move.

Will my beauty and life be short-lived if I do this?

She is Little Annie's aunt, who is also Vegeta's aunt.

Vegeta told his aunt a lot about the recent situation. It seemed that something was not going well. Take a closer look.

Why are you spying on me? You don’t wear any clothes, and you keep dangling in front of me. What do you want me to do?

Besides, why are you fussing so much with an old man like me?

Maybe I will die tomorrow and put all my secrets in the coffin. There is no need to worry about me leaking the secrets. I have a tight mouth.

It turns out that he wrote a storybook and no one wanted to help him make it into a film.

These bastards like me are looking for you to give you face. They actually spend some money to make a movie so that they can earn some money for their children's milk powder. I have to write down your names. I will meet you one by one in the future. Fuck you.

He returned to town this time because he wanted to write Saving Private Ryan because the production cost of this book would be relatively low.

Poor kid, money has forced him into this state.

Ok

Thought movie

what's that

Well, I want to turn Dad’s magic of thought imaging into an independent film production module.

It's a great idea, but I just used this thing to get SHIELD a while ago. If you wave this thing in front of them, isn't it giving them eye drops?

But now that I have the Titan code, I don’t have to worry about SHIELD anymore.

It's a horse or a donkey. Pull it out and smell it.

Bah, bah, I'm not a donkey. Your whole family is a donkey.

Get lost and cause more trouble

His idea is good, but if God takes action, it can't be so low. I have to come up with something high-end and let my favorite dog poop on their faces to enjoy it.

something tall

It might be a good idea to ask Bambu this question, as he has three PhDs.

This guy has gone through all the libraries in town, and now it’s hard to say how many Ph.D.

You guys think I should get some god-certified academic qualifications and charge one million each, and just sit back and collect the money, this is the pinnacle of my life.

It's a pity that I can't use it even if I have money.

I remember that I used to have a lot of money, but now I can’t remember where I put it or who I gave it to.

Duwu, don’t talk about it anymore.

Abu is the proud son of God. Look at how smoothly his program runs. It can run dual processes and multi-threads in parallel. It is a perfect male protagonist template.

What happened to the vinegar I just ate? Why is it still pantothenic acid? Is it fake? These Asos, do they buy fake vinegar when they buy a bottle of vinegar?

How can we make our thinking movie look more sophisticated?