American natural disaster

I pinched Xiu Hui's soft flesh...

This sentence is not used correctly. How was it written in Spring of Red Mansions? Let me reminisce...

Is it Dream of Red Mansions or Spring in Red Mansions? Or A Dream of Red Mansions?

Forget it, I don’t think about this, it’s not important, what’s important is the plot and...

Half eating loquats and half eating noodles, the words should be elegant, the sentences should be fluent, and there should be no clue about the starting point. This... is too difficult. What I grasped is Xiu Hui's swimming ring, but when I write this, I feel like I have stepped on a landmine. Just like that, the fuse was buzzing.

Well, after all, it wasn’t someone who wrote The Red Mansion. It looked funny at the time, but in practice... it was sad.

No wonder I became a programmer in the end. People, you have to accept your fate. Don’t force it if it’s not yours.

I don’t know how many years this posthumous card, which took two nights and three days to write with great pains, would last? Although the plot is made up, it is still very exciting to watch. I hope I can make some money out of it.

"Alpha dog! Can you please stop digging twice, look in the mirror once, and pose for three pictures? If you do this again, I will blow up your palace and sink it!"

This is simply a robot with incredible attributes. Why is it not a cold type like a Terminator or a liquid robot? This is how the shameless sci-fi channel cheats money. Look, look at what actually happened. The novel scene in which a robot becomes intelligent and the air flows in seconds is simply impossible to exist.

Look at Alpha Dog. There is a string of shining magic stones hanging on his chest. He has a slit on his face to say that it is his mouth, just to inlaid a few magic stone teeth, and a few magic stone rings on his hands. , Tsk, tsk, tsk... When she goes out like this, isn't she afraid of those bad guys cutting off her hands and robbing her? Maybe he would even press her to the ground... and use a pair of iron pliers to pull out the tooth. Hiss~~~ My tooth hurts just thinking about it.

What kind of aesthetics does she have? Like a nouveau riche, did I give her too many Philosopher's Stones? This little thing is so annoying. She shouldn't be shown the magic stone. Now she has to use the magic stone to do anything. Asuo, such a low super power, can't even connect to a robot, bad review 999!

Hurry up and finish this short essay. Alpha Dog is still three hundred miles away from Dong, and it will probably take a while for her to dig into the tomb.

My three bedrooms and two living rooms were dug out again, and this time they didn’t collapse again. What does Xiu Hui mean?

Could it be that she has run out of magic power? Can I go down and continue surfing?

Let's wait a little longer, maybe she wants to lie to me again, maybe next time she will kill her with one hit, and the old man will tell me to be buried with her there. I don't want to die if I can, otherwise why should I write a short composition? My desire to live is still full. This whole family depends on the old man for survival. I can't die because of this damn tie.

Why doesn't she miss the past? I am still good to her, and after having several wives, I only remember her now, which shows that I love her very much, and it is definitely not because I buried the gems in her here.

There are still two lines left. Asuo, I can't think of any good words. How about... add an ellipsis? Would they think it was Qidian who clicked on such a long ellipsis? Having blocked so many of my short essays, it’s time for me to take the blame.

"If you want to know what happened next, let's read Zhang's breakdown."

Completed!

Should I note that the next one contains a short composition written by Saul? Maybe they were looking forward to this more?

Take a peek at what Saul wrote...

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Damn it! He is indeed a young man. If he does this, will he kill Swann? It's so annoying, tsk tsk tsk... you should hurry up and write. Why are you nodding your head?

It’s really wonderful. I feel hot all over after watching it. Next time, should I write an original article in this format?

If he burns this piece, will he live as long as heaven?

The poor and respectable child tried his best to save his father's life. He had never written such a long article.

Should I invite Swann to come and take a look? Maybe she will obey on the spot when she sees that Sol is so...admired for her. Considering Sol's strong offensiveness, I can guarantee that Swann will be there next year. She has a big belly. Maybe she can give birth to a child before she dies. This is a natural divine child, not the kind I modified.

"Swan, do you want to go on a business trip to Asgard? It's Sol's house." I have to create some opportunities for them.

"What are you going there for?"

"Saul's father is about to die. He invited me to his house to find a solution. Doesn't he want to pursue you? Meet his parents so that he will not have any regrets if I die."

"He didn't even make a full date, so how can he be considered boyfriend and girlfriend? He's about to meet his parents now? Is it too soon?"

"Do you have feelings for him?"

"...a little bit."

"Then you have to hurry up. It will take decades to give birth to a child conceived by a god."

"Ah? How many decades? How many decades have you had a big belly?"

"Don't be depressed, think about the peak of your child as soon as he is born, and everything will be worth it."

"No, I refuse. I don't want to be pregnant for decades."

The brain circuits of foreigners are indeed wonderful...

"You are not young. How can you be successful if you have not given birth to a child in this life? Finally, a god has taken a liking to you. You have a feeling, but you have to grasp it. Do you think there are so many gods in the world? This opportunity has been missed. That’s gone.”

"Dad, please let me think about it."

"Hurry up, we will leave soon."

I feel like my trick is just the face of street fraud in my previous life. I don’t know if Swann will fall for it, but the old man has tried his best.

Why is it so difficult to extend your lifespan?

Find a soul to see what's going on.

The two Athos who are digging three bedrooms and two living rooms for me are very suitable. They are the only ones, but they cannot be transmitted to space. The temperature here will kill them directly. They are not cosmic species.

Find a deserted place in the wilderness. If you accidentally kill it, you can bury it.

Oh, by the way, let them dig the hole well first, after all, maybe they will use it themselves.

These two poor guys have been tortured by me for more than ten days, and they have lost half of their body fat. If I open a weight loss gym, I will definitely make money every day and become a multi-millionaire. I am just lazy. No, there's nothing you can do about it. People are old and energetic, and they may forget to collect money or something, and end up losing money.

They found a field that looked good in feng shui, and worked hard to dig a hole for themselves. Compared to Alfa, who had dug for more than ten days and dug more than two meters long, alas... this kid was useless.

Better than Anne.

Speaking of Annie, I gave my perfume to Sol, but I don’t have it anymore. I practiced magical skills a few days ago, and my feces and urine were spiraling in the sky. I don’t know if I was contaminated.

Will the shit and urine I sprayed and swayed around in orbit like satellites? Will they circle around and shoot over there?

Damn it! It seems that you should not go out to practice martial arts recently, otherwise the sudden mess on your face will definitely make people sing happy birthday.

Thanks to the old man, he also proudly invented a method of ejecting from a spacecraft under extreme conditions to escape from a spacecraft that is about to explode. It seems that this trick cannot be used in low-Earth orbit, which is a pity.

How about farting instead? Flying from the other side, it is at most a gust of evil wind. There is no sound played in person. Many people will mistakenly think that it is the fragrance of rice, and then remember that it is time to start dinner...

No, no, I can't deceive myself. I have to make this fart something shockingly different. For example, the sound it makes is "Ouch!" instead of "No!". At that scene, everyone around Athos was shocked. It's not much worse than Halo, tsk tsk...

If you want to do this, you can install a compressor in the intestines. The body is currently strong enough, and this is the structure...

"My lovely little Annie, where are you? Your handsome and invincible father, I, have run out of perfume!"