American natural disaster

Gods shit, at least the Asgardian gods do.

This... I feel relieved.

So, I gave him the Annie perfume that I had treasured for a while, and I would ask Annie for some more when I see her later.

I gave Thor a space ring. He was so poor. I felt pity for him. A poor child over 1,500 years old would be kicked out by his cruel parents after he went to a neighbor's house to be naughty. His martial arts skills were ruined. , sent to wander the barren land of the earth, what a cruel I am, so pitiful, if I were to compare, my little son of a bitch is really not as good as him. These words are weird, as if there is a speech problem somewhere... I chewed them for a while but couldn't taste them, so forget it.

This is the most miserable god I have ever seen. Fortunately, my family has a big business, so it is okay to take him in temporarily. Speaking of this, I felt an inexplicable sense of satisfaction. Look, how happy I live! I reach out for clothes and open my mouth for food. I may be the god of good fortune.

In comparison, I am simply from the world of gods...

I'm stuck again. I can't find an appropriate adjective. When it comes to the level of gods, would it be a sign of weakness to say who looks like whom? That's why it's hard to find adjectives. It's all my fault. It's so outstanding.

Parsing code is a physical and mental job.

The breakthrough lies in his inability to see through my virtual divine image.

You wouldn’t think that I would just meet a god directly and expose my fragile body to other powerful gods, right? Even though he seems to have no divine power now, he may be deceitful. I can't gamble on this. I only have one life. Eternal life does not mean immortality. This needs to be understood clearly.

I will never do this. If you watch me deal with Dormammu, you will know how much of an Earthling I am. When Dormammu died, he didn’t even know that I was the one who killed him. Although he was a little tired, but for this Peace on earth is worth it. If I accidentally return to earth in the future, I will have something to talk about, right? I have always been a good person...no, God.

When I go back, I might be able to write this into a novel and get rid of the tragic bald fate of a dog programmer. If I could choose a time to go back, I would choose it before I get to know the mother of the child. As for the reason, you all should know, man. ,snort.

I miss Annie, her little white eyes are really magical. Should I develop a magic to kill Annie with her white eyes?

I don’t know how this eye-roll became popular in Taoyuan Town. I remember that Americans don’t know how to do this. Is it me?

impossible! How could I possibly make such an expression? I wouldn't be able to make such an expression even if I were dancing as a master.

Now that Thor has descended on the earth, it means that the wheel of history is still moving towards that line, and my appearance does not seem to cause much change.

Luckily for me, this period of Thor's arrival is a piece of history... or is it a movie? I remember it very clearly... Damn it, is this a memory or a movie?

Maybe I’m so into The Matrix that the real world feels like it’s in a movie world?

Where is the mother body?

not……

My dog ​​brain?

What the fuck?

What the hell!

My super power, now... coupled with any door, it really looks like...

Am I the mother body? No, no, I am a male!

I checked and the egg is still there!

The dog's brain must have misremembered it. Maybe it wanted to transform me into a woman for a taste...

tui, don't even think about it, how can you get this old man so easily?

Did it control Thor? Otherwise, why was he looking at the old man so... eagerly?

"Thor,...I am the male god."

"Your Excellency Peach God, I am also a male god. Are you okay?"

"Oh..., it's not ready yet. This will take some time. How about you go to Taoyuan Town first? I'll give you some money, and you can eat and play wherever you want in the town. It's all my treat. Taoyuan Town The people here are very hospitable.”

"Is there a place to drink?"

"Of course! Everyone in our town is a master of thirsty wine, and the special peach blossom wine is as fiery as fire. Maybe you can start by defeating them in this aspect. As long as you can defeat them in drinking, How about your dominance over them after I admit it? I will join your halo in the future. In the future, as long as you say to them: wine! They will surrender to you, how about it?"

"Seriously? Your Excellency Tao Shen, this is no joke."

“What the gods say is like spit and nails, and cannot be faked.”

"Peach God, your belief is worthy of my respect! I admire your...divine personality very much."

"you flatter me."

After giving him some useless dollars, he rushed out of the temple happily, "Your Excellency Tao Shen, I like you here!"

Good thing we left! Hu~~

The arrival of Thor means one thing: aliens are coming.

I don’t know if it is useful for me to delay his return to Asgard. Although there are already many people in this country who have obtained Scuds at this stage, it should be no problem for these people to escape, but there are still a few people who can fight. This is not at all my style.

My style should be that of drowning the enemy like a dark cloud, but will I set the rewards in the system too green? They can't get it without exploding their livers.

But it’s already like that. If I change it, will they think I’m a casual god with no independent opinions? And then there are all kinds of entanglements like Annie and Nancy?

Therefore, as long as Thor is not allowed to return to Asgard, maybe the invasion can be postponed for a year or two. According to the original historical process, a dozen League of Legends members will fight those aliens all over the ground. Teeth, as long as I pile this number dozens of times, I may be able to form an absolutely excellent heat. It may not be possible to cover them with dark clouds, but it may be possible to surround them.

Will Gu Yi provide some support? After all, they are all members of the Bald Alliance.

correct! !

I forgot to inform her about something!

What the hell!

I forgot to tell her that I had killed more than half of Dormammu, and the other half had escaped. There is now a super-low temperature world over there, and you can't go there! If she goes there accidentally, it will be over!

Uh!

No, no, I can't take action personally. This old witch may see this avatar of the god and send someone there.

Natalie is great!

Give her the next task.

Hey... what is she doing with a group of girls?

Wow ya ya! Eye-catching! Tsk tsk tsk~~~

Take another look and run away quickly!

You have such a good figure. Are you practicing Indian yoga? This figure, tsk tsk...

Let me take another look...

Tut tut tut...

Is this pose possible for humans?

Amazing Indian Yoga!

Do you want to practice, old man?

Give it a try and see.

It looks like this..., like this..., it can't be folded..., the bones are almost broken!

Forget it, men and women have different structures, it’s not that I don’t work hard.