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The angel halo reminded me that I could create an incarnation of a god that only appeared in Taoyuan Town.

Then I thought, this incarnation could bring me many benefits.

First, the people of Taoyuan Town will have a unified object of belief. It will no longer be like before, I have everything.

Second, it confuses the outside world so that they cannot target me, and it is immortal unless I die.

Third, it can neither eat nor drink, nor poop nor defecate, which is in line with the temperament of a god. If I were to take action, these problems cannot be solved. When believers see a deity who needs to eat, drink or poop, the godhood will fall to the ground.

Fourth, I can add magical magic with light effects to it. Although it is fake, but the holy light shines with brilliance, it must be full of strength. If I were to take action, I would not even have one with light. I can't even fart. The road to becoming a god is long and arduous.

And this also has shortcomings. For example, I am afraid that some unknown existence, in this incarnation, will follow the clues and find me, and then take a picture of me, and I don’t know which world I will be photographed in.

Asuo!

People...oh no, gods, still have to become stronger. If they are not strong, people will be photographed from here to there, and there will be no freedom of the divine body at all!

Become stronger!Become stronger!Become stronger!

Before I have the ability to take pictures of other gods, I’d better forget about this incarnation of gods for now, it’s a bit dangerous...

Remember m in a second.

Gou is king.

This little guy, Pete, is quite obedient. After half a month of preparation and special training by me, he has now reached the peak of physical fitness that the human body can achieve and can undergo gene 1 enhancement.

"Pete, come here, daddy has something to ask you."

"What's the matter, Dad?" Pete, who had just finished running ten laps, was still a little out of breath. He couldn't help it. It was not easy to run 5 kilometers under 6 minutes. He was eating special high-energy food specially customized for him. Otherwise, the normal human body cannot maintain sprinting speed for a long time.

"Tell me, do you prefer to be a mage or a warrior?"

Peter became excited when he heard this, "Dad! Can I have them all?"

"Get lost! You can only choose one."

"Dad, is there any difference between the two? Is there really a magic?"

"There are no spells here at the moment, but there will be in the future. Mages train their brains, and warriors train their muscles. Mages can use gorgeous spells to attack from a distance, which is relatively safe. Of course, warriors can fight in close combat, which is more dangerous, but it is not impossible. The good thing is, at least your girlfriend will be more satisfied with you in the future, after all, you need to be intimate with her."

"Then warrior!"

"Okay, choose to leave. From today on, you can take the No. 1 position of Zhenjun. Congratulations on becoming a great warrior and taking the first glorious step."

"Dad, do you have any warrior skills to teach me?" Peter's expression looked extremely hopeful.

Naturally, I didn’t want to disappoint him, “Yes, I will teach you a warrior’s ultimate skill, which is savage charging! Practice your skin well, put on a good layer of armor, and then launch a death charge against the enemy. Blocking people, blocking gods, no one can stand in front of you under your charge. How about it? I have thought about the effect of this skill for a long time. "

"Dad, isn't this just hitting someone with the ball? I've known it since junior high school."

"Fart, what dad thought of must be different from yours. Look, I asked you to put on the armor. Hitting someone will hurt even more, and you might be able to kill him."

"Dad, can you teach me some more gorgeous warrior skills? Don't worry, my life belongs to you. I will kill whoever you ask me to kill, and I will fuck whoever you ask me to! No hesitation!"

"No more, this is the only trick I have. After all, dad is not a warrior either."

"I don't believe it, dad, you are a god! Why don't gods have all kinds of magical skills? Shouldn't a warrior have the ability to shine when holding a sword? Otherwise, he would be no different from the knights of ancient Europe."

"When you hold the sword, it shines..."

"Yes? Yes, Dad?" He looked at me expectantly.

But I really didn’t have the goods. “This is reality, not the magical world. You are overthinking it.”

"Don't think too much. There are a lot of magic in nature. Just like the spear shrimp, one punch can cause cavitation at the surface temperature of the sun. If humans can also learn it, then they will be the absolute gods to stop and kill the gods. One punch Punch out, and the high-temperature cavitation of 6000 degrees Celsius doesn't need to be much. If it can exist for one second, the brightness will be enough to blind people."

"What gun shrimp?"

"Dad, you don't know about gun shrimp?"

"Yes, I haven't eaten it."

"Dad, how about I buy some? But this place is far from the seaside. If you get it here, you will probably die."

"Let's go to the beach. Let's see if this gun shrimp you are bragging about is so amazing."

Pete drove the communication vehicle assigned to him by SHIELD. He spent some time completely modifying it so that I could lie comfortably in the back and set off together. He was very interested in driving me to have fun. He seemed to be very interested, so I didn't try to challenge him and fulfill his little wish.

After preparing enough Zhenjun No. 1, I asked him to find a strong rope. He had already strengthened Gene 1 and needed to continue to strengthen his training. He had to pull me to the beach. He measured the map and found that there were three It was more than a thousand kilometers, so I dragged the car on the road with a dark face.

This car is really comfortable and not bumpy at all. I can sleep beautifully in the back compartment and enjoy the scenery along the way. I don’t have to worry about getting lost or hanging signs. It’s really a good journey. This car also comes with a The bathroom is small, adding some water for bathing is not a problem, perfect.

Hey, there are magazines too! Why is it so well hidden?

Open it and take a look, damn! surprise! So many beauties! Close the car door so Pete can't see it! Make a note of the order in which they were placed, and put them in their perfect places later. Don’t let him know that God will see this!

Is that thing broken? No response?

Maybe it was damaged by a bomb...

Forget it, anyway, if he can't get anything out of it when he can use it, it's useless, so he doesn't want to think about it anymore.

If the gun shrimp has that much power, then it should have a big unicorn arm, so I leaned out of the car window and said to Pete: "Peter, train your arms."

Pete gave me a reminder. If some useful codes can be copied from these shrimps, can they also be copied from other animals?

Is it possible to combine the codes of multiple animals to create some powerful martial arts moves? For example, copy a section of this gun shrimp, then copy a section from a chicken, and then copy a bit from the tortoise. The combination is "Shrimp and Chicken Domination Fist!"

It sounds familiar. Has this trick been used before? Is there any copyright issue?

Then change the combination, such as Heng Xia Ba Dao, this name sounds very cruel, and it will definitely scare those naughty people to tears.

Pete was practicing his arm strength, so the car moved forward and paused. I felt comfortable lying on this chair and bed. After a while, I forced him to fall asleep. When he woke up, Pete said that he was gone. I have traveled more than 90 kilometers, and my sleep is so refreshing.

His arms are obviously thicker. After strengthening his arms in a targeted manner, it seems that it is feasible to develop a unicorn arm in a short time, but I don't know if such an arm can reach the temperature of the surface of the sun.

Also, this training must be made into learning shrimp chicken... No, the pre-adaptation training of shrimp fist should be made with a progress bar. If you haven’t practiced the unicorn arm yet, you still can’t learn shrimp fist. After you learn shrimp fist, you will also need to Make some kind of progress bar to improve proficiency, the kind that gets astronomical as the progress goes up. You have to give primary school students a little despair, otherwise what will happen if they treat this as a game and become addicted to it? You can't hang up, staying up late can be fatal.

I'm so fucked up for these little rascals.