The Plane Merchant of Hogwarts

Rolf had a bad premonition since he woke up this morning. When he saw today's class schedule, he knew where the bad premonition came from.

He still clearly remembered how Ron complained about Lockhart in the 'Blue Dragon Study Group':

Did Ron eat chicken legs today: Can you believe it?This year's Defense Against the Dark Arts class was completely screwed up by our new professor!

Britain's future livestock tycoon: What happened?Let’s talk quickly (eating melon.jpg)

Ron: Forget it, the first half of the class is Lockhart's personal fan meeting, the second half is Lockhart being bullied by the Cornish elf, and we...

Okay, thanks to frontline reporter Ron for the timely report, let us turn our attention back to today's 'Defense Against the Dark Arts'

After the whole class was seated, Lockhart, who was dressed in a flashy dress, cleared his throat loudly, quieting everyone down and focusing everyone's attention on him.

He reached for the copy of "Walking with Trolls" from a Slytherin girl in the front row and held it in his hand, showing the photo of himself winking on the cover.

"I," he pointed to his photo and winked, "Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts League, five-time winner of Wizarding Weekly's Most Charming Smile prize,

Of course, I don’t often talk about these false reputations. After all, I don’t drive away all the female ghosts with my smile!But rely on my profound magic! "

He waited for everyone to laugh, and a few smiled faintly.

However, after the previous publicity by Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, many little witches who had fallen into the nymphomaniac debuff seemed to have sobered up a lot, and they all looked at Lockhart with some scrutiny in their eyes.

"I see you all bought my entire collection, which is great, and I thought we'd do a little test today.

Don't be afraid, just see how you read and understand these stories of mine. After all, they are all my precious treasures. "

After handing out the papers, he returned to the podium and said, "I'll give you three 10 minutes! Now...start!"

After Rolf got the paper, he looked at it and whispered:

1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?

2. What are Gilderoy Lockhart’s ambitions?

3. What do you think is Gilderoy Lockhart’s greatest achievement to date?

And so on, three full pages, the last question is:

54. When is Gilderoy Lockhart’s birthday?What would be his ideal birthday gift?Half an hour later, Lockhart put the papers away and looked through them in front of the whole class.

"Gee, almost no one remembers that I like lilac the most. I'm really sad. Lilac is a color with powerful magic power. I mentioned it in "A Year with the Tibetan Snowman".

Some students want to read "Weekend with the Werewolf" carefully. In Chapter 12 of the book, I clearly stated that my ideal birthday gift is for all magical and non-magical people to live in harmony.

But I wouldn’t say no to a big bottle of Ogden Aged Fire Whiskey either! "

This is now a time of peace, so why don't we see him speaking nonsense in the era when Voldemort was rampant?

He winked mischievously at them again, and Malfoy now looked at him with distrust after hearing Ron's story.

I just heard him continue: "You guys are so disappointing to me. There is a little witch in Gryffindor who got 85 points, but your highest score is only [-] points.

Mr. Rolf Scamander, although you did not satisfy me, I will still give Hufflepuff 5 points. "

As for how Rolf got 85 points?He asked Hermione to retell the questions that she could remember. As for the remaining 15 points, Hermione did not remember them.

Rolf used the chat system to change his fate again (cross out) and successfully cheated!

Just listen to him continue: "I believe you have seen the dispute between me and Professor Sprout in front of the greenhouse. The centaurs tribe has a strange disease.

The professors at the college have nothing to do, but I have seen this disease and know that there is a folk remedy that can be cured by smoking. However, Professor Sprout firmly resists the use of this method. It is really sad.

How could I, a third-class Order of Merlin, an honorary member of the Alliance Against Dark Arts, and a five-time winner of Wizarding Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, go wrong? "

Rolf wanted to laugh at first, but when he heard Rohart say, "Smoking can cure the disease," Rolf was shocked. In his last life, he had heard of this remedy when he was helping the veterinarian at the racecourse.

But the reason why it is called a folk remedy shows that this method has not been scientifically verified. The veterinarian also said at the time:

"Few of the horses that have used this folk remedy before were cured, because smoking not only does not help their symptoms, but also causes secondary damage such as foreign body pneumonia."

Rolf suddenly felt as if there were nails growing on his stool, which made him feel uneasy. If the centaurs tribe asked the human wizard for help to no avail, would the dead horse be treated as a living horse doctor and used to commit suicide? What about the method?

But classes were still in session, and Rolf couldn't skip class directly in front of the professor. He could only continue to listen to Lockhart brag about his glorious deeds.

When the get out of class was about to end, Lockhart said: "Okay, the next class requires you to personally interpret what I just said. Please be prepared and look forward to your presentation!" After saying that, he saw him perform. Shiran walked out.

The get out of class was finally over. Fortunately, he learned wisely during this class and did not bring out the Cornish elf again to embarrass himself.

But what's more important for Rolf now is that he gave full play to his extraordinary physical fitness, ran out of Hogwarts Castle, and rushed towards the settlement of the centaurs tribe.

"Hagrid, can you take me to the centaurs tribe again?" Rolf ran to Hagrid's cabin next to the Forbidden Forest and hammered on the wooden door desperately.

"What's the matter, Rolf?" Hagrid said as he opened the door, holding a pan in his left hand. It seemed that he was working hard to improve his cooking skills.

"I just heard Professor Lockhart say that he taught the centaurs a folk remedy? But that folk remedy is extremely dangerous. I have to stop the centaurs as soon as possible." Rolf said at a very fast speed.

Hagrid couldn't help being surprised after hearing this. He quickly put down the pan in his hand, hurriedly put on his coat, and guided Rolf towards the centaurs tribe.

But just as Rolf and the others crossed a stream, they saw an unexpected person.

"First-year little wizard? Why are you here alone? I remember Professor Dumbledore explicitly prohibited you from coming here!" Hagrid said extremely sternly. Rolf could feel the energy emanating from him even when he was around him. anger.

ps: I have something urgent to do today and I don’t have time to catch bugs. I won’t be able to finish writing the second update at once. I will try to write as quickly as possible, otherwise I will probably have to wait for the things to be done before I can come back and continue writing.