The Plane Merchant of Hogwarts

Today was another dark day, and Harry came to the kitchen listlessly. At this time, the three Dursleys were already sitting around the table.

Harry walked in and sat down. None of them looked up at him, as if Harry was a dispensable guy.

Uncle Vernon's big red face was hiding behind the morning's copy of the Daily Mail, and Aunt Petunia was cutting a grapefruit into quarters, her lips pursed around her long pony. tooth.

God, life like this is so difficult. Why does Hogwarts have holidays?If only I could stay at Hogwarts.

And what's going on with the weather this holiday?It rained lightly every day for three whole months?

Without a heavy rainstorm, Rolf probably wouldn't have come to pick him up and take him to Hogwarts, right?I wonder if the bottle of Animagus potion I buried in the Forbidden Forest will be stolen by some mouse?I hope they feed the rats with juice!

Dudley was now sullen and angry, and seemed to occupy a larger space than usual. He was also the only one to greet Harry after he came in.

It's just that his way of greeting is quite special, with a heavy cold snort.

Aunt Petunia put a quarter of the unsweetened grapefruit on Dudley's plate and said in a trembling voice, "Eat it, little dear."

But Dudley glared at her angrily, because ever since Dudley came home during the summer vacation and brought back his final report card, his life had undergone very painful changes.

Of course it wasn't because of his poor grades, but under the report card, there were a few words carefully written by the school nurse. Even Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia couldn't find an excuse to cover up the past.

Despite Aunt Petunia's cries that Dudley was just big-boned and that his overweight was just a temporary form of adolescent obesity.

He also said that he was in the stage of development and growth and needed rich food and nutrition, but one fact could not be changed: there were no pants that he could fit in the school clothing library.

Yes, Dali is in a period of being forced to lose weight, but you can tell by looking at Uncle Vernon that Dali must be genetically obese.

Hearing this word from Rolf's mouth, the first thing he thought of at that time was Uncle Vernon and Dally.

So, after endless tantrums, after earth-shattering arguments that nearly knocked the floor out of Harry's bedroom, and after countless tears shed by Aunt Petunia, a new diet was put in place.

The diet plan sent by Smelting's school nurse was posted on the refrigerator. None of Dudley's favorite foods: soda drinks, cakes, chocolate candies and hamburger steaks were on it.

The diet consisted of fruits, vegetables, and what Uncle Vernon called "junk food."

To put Dudley in a better mood, Aunt Petunia insisted that the whole family follow the recipe.

Now she handed Harry the last quarter of the grapefruit, and he noticed that his was much smaller than Dudley's.

It seemed that Aunt Petunia thought the best way to cheer up Dudley was to make sure he at least ate more than Harry.

However, Aunt Petunia didn't know the secret hidden beneath the loose floorboards upstairs.

She never imagined that Harry was not on a diet at all. When he heard the news that the whole family was forced to lose weight, and thought of him living on carrot sticks all summer, Harry quickly used his magic watch to complain in the group and appealed assistance.

Of course, friends responded immediately and positively: Hyde brought back a big box from Hermione's house, filled with sugar-free snacks. It may be because Hermione's parents are dentists, so they are particularly concerned about Hermione's teeth. .

But contrary to expectations, Hermione's teeth still grew out of the situation, but if Hermione were in Japan, she would probably be very popular, right?

I heard that Japan likes these weird teeth.

Malfoy sent a large bag of crayfish. It was said that he had bought too many crayfish before. If he did not eliminate them, his mother would not allow him to try the new dishes of the crayfish shop.

I heard from Marv that his favorite crayfish shop has launched two new crayfish products that can increase speed and defense.

Although these two were cheaper than the one that increased mental power, Harry had no intention of trying because Malfoy sent too many and he was about to vomit.

He promised not to touch crayfish for three months after arriving at Hogwarts! ! ! !

Hagrid was very enthusiastic and brought a bag full of homemade rock biscuits, but Harry didn't even touch it. After all, he had already learned about Hagrid's cooking skills.

Mrs. Weasley sent their owl Errol to bring Harry a huge cake and various flavored meat pies.

Poor Errol was old and exhausted. After delivering these goods, he had to rest for five full days before he recovered.

Later, on Harry's birthday, he received a total of five super large cakes, from Malfoy, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid and Sirius.So far, there are still two cakes left to eat.

Looking forward to a real breakfast back upstairs, Harry ate his portion of grapefruit without complaint.

But what makes him more depressed is that there is still no news from Rolf, whom he considers his best friend.

Harry had always felt comfortable staying with Rolf. Rolf always helped him in every aspect, just like a reliable older brother.

However, after this vacation started, Harry heard from his magic watch that Rolf was going to travel to a flower grower. He could only say enviously: "Bon voyage."

Although Rolf often told some interesting things he encountered at the flower garden in the group chat, Harry silently shouted in his heart: "Go away! I don't want to see it! If you are a real friend, take me with you! ヾ(? ?｀Д????)??You’re so angry with me!”

Uncle Vernon snorted angrily, put down the newspaper, and looked down at his share of a quarter of a grapefruit: "That's it?" he asked Aunt Petunia angrily.

Aunt Petunia gave him a stern look and nodded sternly at Dudley.

Dudley had finished his portion of grapefruit and was staring hard at Harry's portion, his little pig eyes flashing with hatred.

Uncle Vernon sighed heavily, making his shaggy beard tremble, and he picked up the spoon.

Just then the doorbell rang, and Uncle Vernon rose with difficulty from his chair and walked toward the hall.

Dudley took advantage of his mother's busy tending to the kettle and quickly stole Uncle Vernon's remaining portion of grapefruit.

ps: Thanks to digital master 3724’s Rugu Hanjin and Overclocking Pile Driver’s monthly ticket~