Pirates: Song of Misanthropy

There was a lot of noise, Lu Qi couldn't keep his cool at this moment, his head was covered with vegetable crumbs, and Kalifa and the others had disheveled hair and exposed skin, like shrews.

Now, everyone seems to have lost their restraint, and they don't know if they are in a drunken madness. In short, scratching and pulling are self-taught. Anyone caught is a burst of curses and fists.

Maybe the life in the past was too depressing, so that now, everyone can vent their emotions. After all, they are all human beings with emotions and desires. No matter how cold-blooded and ruthless they are, there will always be a trace of human nature.

But everyone, even when they were drunk, restrained themselves, so they didn't use their abilities, just like children fighting, it was ridiculous and unbelievable.

In the whole audience, only Xuan Ye and Xingyu who were in the main seats were still in the safe zone. Xuan Ye did not stop all of this. After all, sometimes some different seasonings are added, which is quite special.

However, if Xuan Ye didn't join, it didn't mean that he wouldn't be harmed. After all, people who were crazy about drinking would start a gang fight, and that would be a world shattering, moving mountains and filling seas.

A sock filled with a special fragrance came out of nowhere, and it just lay on the plate where Xuan Ye had peeled the shrimp for the little guy. The smell was so wonderful that even Xiaoqiang couldn't bear the smell on the spot , rushing towards us.

"Wow...it smells so bad"

The little guy left the seat abruptly, pinched his nose with one hand, and slapped his face with the other, accompanied by vomiting from time to time.

And Xuan Ye was very calm, as if everything in front of him was so calm, but in fact, he had already held his breath.

"pat..."

Without warning, an accessory fell in front of Xuan Ye, and he stared at it, and saw a red and blue black silk pattern hood lying so conspicuously on its back.

Still unmoved, Xuan Ye was always indifferent, but the following dishes slapped directly on Xuan Ye's face, and then, shoes, clothes, and everything that could not be imagined appeared, one after another, as if Like a torrential rain, the wind blows wildly.

The whole banquet was completely heated up. The sound of cursing, punching and kicking, and groaning sound almost shook the entire imperial city.

Either you are not crazy, or if you want to be crazy, you will be completely crazy, what kind of cruelty, what kind of reserved, go to hell, once the alcohol comes up, who cares about you, hit first and then talk.

With both hands clenched into fists, blue veins spread across Xuan Ye's face, the calmness before had long since disappeared.These guys, who can't tell normally, are dignified and virtuous all by themselves, and this madness is more terrifying than anyone else.

"enough..."

Standing up abruptly, Xuan Ye slapped the banquet table with a palm. In an instant, the entire table shattered, and the loud noise silenced everyone. The entire venue was instantly silent, and a needle could be heard.

At this moment, Xuan Ye was shaking slightly, his shoulders were covered with vegetable scraps, and there was an indescribable ornament on his head. The color was green.

Reaching out, throwing the green ornament on the head on the ground, Xuan Ye looked at everyone with a livid face, that was a big fire.

"Look, take a look for yourselves, how can there still be the appearance of the Five Heavenly Rings, and how can there be the appearance of the third generation of the Kingdom of God?"

Gritting his teeth, Xuan Ye pointed at Ai Nilu and the others, and cursed at them.

At this moment, Enilu has a black eye socket, red and swollen left cheek, greasy things all over his body, and he doesn't have the usual arrogant Thor look.

Even Lu Qi, with two lines of nosebleeds hanging from his nose at the moment, is still the usually cold and elegant death maker.

The most miserable one was a monkey with a bruised nose and a swollen face, its tail was tied into a bow, and a stinky sock was hung on its forehead.

Even Aokiji and Fujitora were not spared, and each of them had wounds on their faces. After waking up the next day, Fujitora remembered what happened tonight as a shame for the rest of his life, because this kind of thing simply It can't happen to him

Yes, but the truth is so cruel.

As for Foxy, his eyes were red and swollen at the moment, and he could only squint slightly. Only one red underpants was messed up in the wind all over his body.

One by one, like beggars, those who don't know the situation think they have been raped by dozens of big men, it's as miserable as it needs to be.

After scolding Foxy and the others, Xuan Ye looked at Kalifa, Ain and the others.

If you say those guys are crazy, that's understandable, but who are you?

I saw Kalifa and the others, with disheveled hair, tattered dresses, showing spring light from time to time, and a few of them had injuries on their faces, thanks to these guys who were able to do it.

"Today you impressed me with your drunkenness. Even Enelu and the others can't compare to you..."

Looking at Ai En and the others with their heads down and their hands trying to cover the spring light, Xuan Ye's face turned dark, don't mention it.

"Boss, I have something to say. Who said that drunken and crazy Kalifa is better than us...I don't accept it..." After shaking his face, the monkey directly protested.

"That's right, if you have the ability, come back for another three hundred rounds..."

"Yes, I'm not convinced either..."

Well, one sentence stabbed the hornet's nest, and Foxy and others also clamored, expressing their dissatisfaction.

"Zhazha, shut up, do you think our queen group is afraid of you?"

With snow-white thighs stepping on the chair, the queen stared fiercely at Enilo and the others.

"Elder sister queen, fuck it."

It's not too big of a deal, Perona is holding high heels in her hand, and apparently used this to attack many people in the melee just now.

"Come here... let's have a showdown today."

"Come here, serve wine, I don't believe it, and I can't beat a girl."

As soon as they swarmed up, Xuan Ye's words fell on deaf ears. It's useless for a drunk person to come, and if he refuses to accept it, he will do it.

Unable to bear it any longer, Xuan Ye's face was livid, and he grabbed Xiao Xi, who was following the fuss, and was about to take him away.

"Brother, let me go...I want to drink...I want to drink..."

Caught by Xuan Ye, Xiao Xi was drunk and dazed, and sat on the ground directly, hugging Bai Xing's tail, refusing to leave desperately, and Bai Xing turned over, hiccupped, and almost crushed Xiao Xi to death.

"Damn girl..." I couldn't stand it anymore. As for stopping it, Xuan Ye had no idea. Since they were going crazy, they would continue to be crazy, but Xiao Xi must be controlled.

Bending to pick up Xiao Xi, Xuan Ye looked at the scene where the scuffle started again with a twitching face, suddenly feeling very tired.

"Xingyu, stop playing, go back and take a shower and go to bed. Dad will tell you a story."

Holding Xiaoxi in his arms, Xuan Ye looked at Xingyu who was cheerfully cheering for Kalifa and others outside, his face darkened even more.

"But dad, Xingyu still wants to play"

Somewhat aggrieved, the little girl blushed, obviously liking the atmosphere.

"Be obedient, let's hold a banquet next time."

Xuan Ye freed up a hand, let Xiaoxi hang it around his neck like a koala, and stretched out his hand to Xingyu.

Very obedient, the little girl rolled her dark eyes, she preferred to be with her father rather than play, so, bouncing around, the little girl directly held Xuan Ye's big hand.

Holding Xiaoxi in one hand and Xingyu in the other, Xuan Ye left directly, but before leaving, he told the maids around that if those guys couldn't move anymore, the men's skin is rough and fleshy, so just throw them here, while the women's Take it back to the dormitory.

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