Pirates: Song of Misanthropy

"People...people...mermaids..."

Resounding through the sky, two streaks of nosebleeds splashed into the sky on Murloc Street. A yellow-haired man, his eyes turned into red stars, looked at the scene that he couldn't even dream of. He lost too much blood and collapsed on the ground.

"Sanji..." Behind him, there was a reindeer. His expression changed drastically. He quickly picked up the clothing bag on his back and treated him.

"No, Sanji is going to die."

There was blood all over the floor, and the situation was beyond expectations.

"Could it be that Sanji was buried in Fish-Man Island like this? It's such a shame, such a sexy and seductive mermaid."

There was an exclamation, and Usopp sighed.

"I...I'm fine..." Against the law, Sanji, who was on the verge of death, stood up quickly, swallowing hard, looking at the murderous weapons coming and going on the street, and covering his nose desperately.

"Alive..." Behind him, a skeleton seemed to have discovered a new world, with a look of shock on its face.

"A bunch of idiots, it's really embarrassing." Nami held her face weakly, felt the pointing from all around, and wanted to find a crack and go straight down.

"It's so beautiful here," another intellectual voice remembered. Robin looked at the breathtaking scenery around him and was full of sighs.

"Haha... delicious, delicious..."

In the lead, a man wearing a straw hat, with glowing eyes, looked at the surrounding shops.

"Zoro, Sanji, follow Luffy. You must never let him cause trouble. This is the territory of the Kingdom of God..."

Seeing that Luffy was about to go out to have fun, Nami lowered her voice, her face extremely cautious, and told Zoro and Sanji.

"Understood." Zoro and Sanji's originally unscrupulous expressions became serious.

"Robin, let's replenish some supplies. Everyone split up. Remember, meet here for an hour, and then we will leave."

"Nami-chan, can't we stay a few more days?" Sanji asked with an expression that he thought was handsome.

"If you want to stay here forever, I won't object." Nami squinted her eyes with a threatening face.

"Forget it." Shivering all over, Sanji curled his lips, very unwilling.

"Then let's break up like this, and we'll gather in an hour." With a wave of his hand, the Straw Hat Pirates separated after two years.

"Meat...meat..."

Enthusiasm was high, and Lu Fei took the lead, his mouth was already drooling, and the tip of his nose was constantly sniffing the fragrance that made his stomach resist.

"Luffy, slow down." Behind him, Zoro carried three weapons on his waist, and followed behind him indifferently, while Sanji, who had lost his mind, was spraying nosebleeds all the time looking at the mermaids passing by.

"It's decided, right here, I can already smell the meat."

Walking to a restaurant, Luffy's eyes lit up, and he rushed in directly.

For a moment, Lu Fei's rude behavior directly alarmed the dining guests in the entire hall. However, these guests just looked at it, and then looked away, but one of them suddenly opened their red lips, showing incredible The color of surprise.

"Luffy...Sanji...Zoro..."

Unable to express, Xiao Xi, who was eating, had eyes full of excitement, excitedly looking at the three people who walked in from the outside.

"Boss, bring me a big plate of meat..."

Showing a big smiling face, as the leader, Luffy couldn't wait to sit down, patting the dining table with both hands, looking like that, he couldn't wait any longer.

"Wow... there are so many beauties in this restaurant. It's so happy."

Like a fountain, tears flowed continuously, Sanji's eyes were always in the shape of red stars, looking fascinatedly at all the ladies dining in the restaurant.

Sauron, on the other hand, ordered a large barrel of fine wine directly.

With the appearance of delicious food and wine, Luffy's hungry ghost form, which wolfed down and swallowed jujubes, once again attracted the attention of the entire restaurant.

"Aunt...aunt..."

Standing on the stool with a small body, Xiao Xingyu supported the table with one hand, and swayed in front of Xiao Xi with the other, because from the very beginning, her aunt was in a daze, which made the little guy full of curiosity.

"Ah...ah...what's wrong with Xingyu?" After coming back to his senses, Xiao Xi looked at the pouting little guy in front of him and patted his head lovingly.

"Auntie, I've finished eating, should we wait for Sister Perona."

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bsp;The big dark and bright eyes flickered, and the little guy tilted his head, a little confused.

"Little Nana, she's gone shopping, there may be a while." Xiao Xi stood up, picked up Xiao Xingyu, and touched the little guy with her forehead.

"Cackle..." For a moment, joyful laughter filled the entire restaurant.

"Xiao Xingyu, do you want to go on an adventure with your aunt?" Suddenly, without knowing which muscle was wrong, an idea came to Xiao Xi's mind.

Thinking that there should be no danger just for a ride, I asked the little guy in my arms.

"Okay... I want to go on an adventure with my aunt." The little guy was very excited because his aunt is the best.

Seeing Xiao Xingyu's agreement, Xiao Xi stretched out her hand and pinched the bridge of the little guy's nose, then stood up and said with a smile, "But before that, we have to leave information about where we are going to Sister Perona."

"information"

The innocent face is full of curiosity.

"Well, in order not to worry sister Perona, we have to say something."

"Got it, Auntie."

"Okay then, let's go talk to the store manager." Immediately, Xiaoxi hugged the little guy and told the store manager directly, if anyone came to them, she said that she and Xing Yu went on an adventure with the Straw Hat Pirates .

As for the store manager, when he heard about the Straw Hat Pirates, he just felt familiar, but he didn't remember it, so he just nodded.

If you let him know that this is the princess of the Kingdom of God, you will definitely not dare to do so.

"Phew...so full..."

With a round belly, he collapsed on the chair, Luffy enjoyed it all over his face, and even hiccupped.

"It's already eaten, so let's go gather." Putting down the dried wine barrel, Sauron's face turned red.

"Let's go... let's go." Luffy stepped on flip-flops, holding his big belly and swaying step by step.

"Hey customer, I haven't paid you yet." At this moment, seeing Luffy and the other two swaggeringly about to leave, the clerk who paid the fee was immediately dumbfounded.

"Zoro, give me the money."

"Nami didn't give me any money."

"Sanji."

"Don't look at me, Nami also forgot to give me money."

In the entire hall, a needle could be heard, and the expressions of the three of Luffy froze immediately, and then slowly became stiff.

"You dare to eat the Overlord's Meal. This is the Fish-Man Island protected by the Kingdom of God. How dare you eat the Overlord's Meal." With a look of disbelief on his face, the clerk looked at these three crooked men like idiots.

"Hello, I paid for their meals."

At this time, Xiaoxi walked over slowly holding Xingyu by the hand, and took out her wallet.

"Wow... this beautiful lady, you are so beautiful." Transformed into a bitch, Sanji kept surrounding Xiao Xi.

Regarding this scene, Xiaoxi was just stunned, and then covered her mouth and laughed. Sure enough, this guy couldn't walk when he saw a beautiful woman.

"Hello, Sanji." Stretching out Baizhan's slender hand, Xiaoxi smiled and was a little excited. After all, the three people in front of her were her idols.

After shaking hands, Sanji got carried away and fell into fantasy.

"Who are you?" Compared to the big nerves of Sanji and Luffy, Sauron seemed a little vigilant, because the woman in front of him knew their identities.

"Sauron, Luffy, hello." Xiaoxi looked at the two with a big smile.

"Ah, you know me." Luffy held down his straw hat, still smiling and unsuspecting.

"Well, I like you very much, and I like the Straw Hat Pirates very much."

"Haha..." After listening to Xiao Xi's words, Luffy burst out laughing, obviously very happy.

"Can you give me a ride? I want to take the risk too."

Just after he finished speaking, before Zoro could react, Luffy nodded and said "Okay"

"Luffy..." Zoro wanted to stop it, but it was too late. You know, this woman has an unknown origin.

"It's okay, they're not bad people." Lu Fei didn't care, and interrupted Sauron directly.

Helpless, seeing that Luffy had agreed, Sauron didn't say anything, after all, he didn't feel any danger from these two people.

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