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Looking around, Wei Xiaoxian turned around and saw two figures from behind, a man and a woman, they were leaving towards the gate of the Internet cafe.

As if aware of Wei Xiaoxian's gaze, the man turned around and said to Wei Xiaoxian, "Remember your words..."

The woman beside her turned around, her long curry-colored hair was braided, and she looked very beautiful, and those stars who had plastic surgery were definitely not comparable.

"How did you learn from that person back then?"

The woman asked the man beside him, but the man just smiled faintly, turned around and left Wei Xiaoxian's sight with the woman beside him.

There was a word in the air,

"Remember what you said, and my name is Feng Qianchen..."

Wei Xiaoxian rubbed his head in confusion, the name was somewhat familiar, and he couldn't help but have a doubt:

"Now all the psychopaths are so good-looking? Have you read too many novels?"

But Wei Xiaoxian didn't think much about it, he just regarded it as unlucky today, went home to sleep after paying the bill, and found that his ceiling had turned into a dilapidated roof when he woke up.

Wei Xiaoxian found that he had traveled through time, but just like in the novel, he also had a "golden finger" system.

Although his system is very weird, plug-in system, but it is better than nothing.

Now that he understands the reason why he traveled here, Wei Xiaoxian couldn't help being a little speechless, just because he saw someone cheating, he was thrown into this different world, and he was given a special cheating system.

In short, now Wei Xiaoxian has also accepted the current situation, after all, if it comes, it will be safe.

In his previous life, his life on that blue planet was not so good. His name was Wei Xian. He was abandoned by his parents and sent to an orphanage since he was a child.

When I grew up, I became a club coach by myself, instructing others in bows and arrows. Later, because I was framed by other coaches, I lost my job and could only indulge in Internet cafe games every day.

He was only 22 years old at the time, and now Wei Xian seemed to have traveled to a commoner's home, and this person named "Wei Xiaoxian" had a worse life than him.

He is also an orphan, raised by Grandma Li since he was a child.But when he was 14 years old, Grandma Li passed away, and he lived alone, remembering that he had a girl who was also adopted by Grandma Li.

But it seems that when he was 13 years old, she was taken away by a mysterious person, leaving only a sum of money.

I don't know why he feels that girl is very important to the original owner of this body, but Wei Xian's memory is only as simple as he remembers having a younger sister.

Wei Xian didn't think too much, and accepted his new identity.

From now on, his name is Wei Xiaoxian, he is a civilian in a civilian area, aged 16.

"It seems like you quickly accepted your current identity?"

Erha shook the dog's head, thinking it was a cool gesture, and said to Wei Xiaoxian.

"What else can I do? Anyway, I read a lot of novels. I haven't read any novels. Isn't it just traveling to another world?"

Wei Xiaoxian spread his hands, expressing that he has adapted to his current status, and said.

Erha looked at Wei Xiaoxian with a serious (thinking) face, and then began to say: "Now let me briefly tell you about the background of this world..."

This world is called Blue Star, and its area is about 50 times that of the earth. There are humans, orcs, and strange beasts in it.

Humans and orcs occupy 40% of the planet's land, and the rest of the land and the ocean belong to alien beasts.

There is no harmony between humans and orcs, and no one obeys the other.Half-orcs are descendants of humans and alien beasts (I don't know who did it), anyway, the status of half-orcs is not very good.

Humans and alien beasts can't understand half-orcs, but half-orcs are honest, knowing that they can't beat humans and alien beasts, they have been patient.

Humans and half-orcs can absorb something called "star core", which contains concentrated spiritual power, and it is also possible to perceive "star skills" from it.

As for the source of the star core, it was the alien beast.Alien beasts are born according to the destiny, and the core of their power is the "star core".

Not everyone can absorb the star core, which requires talent.

Before Wei Xiaoxian, the original owner of this body was found to have this talent and could absorb star cores, so he also had a registration notice from Jingjiang No. 1 School.

However, Wei Xiaoxian also knew that he would definitely not be able to pass with his current strength. After all, the system also said "a little stronger than a stone".

When he was thinking about what to do, he found that there was still a novice gift package in his system message that had not been opened.

"Quick, open it quickly, let this handsome dog see!"

Erha also watched with curiosity as Wei Xiaoxian took out a gift bag from the system. As a system elf, it only knew that there was a gift bag, but it didn't know what was inside because it was chosen at random.

Wei Xiaoxian also opened the gift bag excitedly, and found a card inside, which said "Emperor hangs the experience card for three days".

At this time, Erha looked at Wei Xiaoxian with complicated eyes (I think) and said helplessly:

"I didn't expect you to be able to get this cheat..."

"What's the matter? Is this emperor hanging very powerful?"

Wei Xiaoxian asked, although the name sounds powerful, but Wei Xiaoxian didn't know the function of this "Emperor Hang".

Erha replied:

"After using this emperor hang experience card, you can experience the aura of an emperor. That is to say, if you just release the aura of an emperor, no one in this world can do anything to you. However, there are only four experience times. It didn't take long for the next time..."

At this moment, Wei Xiaoxian thought of various fantasies in his mind, such as him robbing a bank, but the technology in this world is obviously more advanced than the earth, and it will be fun after being caught.

In short, even if he is invincible, he can only be invincible four times. After four times, he will be an ordinary person again.

"I'm going to the Alien Beast Forest. I will kill some alien beasts during the invincible time to earn more star cores, so that I will have training items in the future..."

Wei Xiaoxian quickly calmed down, carefully analyzed the current situation, and then made a plan for himself.

Kill strange beasts first, earn star cores, then hide them in the system space, absorb them secretly, and then exploit them to make yourself stronger.

Erha, let's go to the Alien Beast Forest to kill the alien beasts..."

After Wei Xiaoxian said this, he started to pack his things and brought some food. He only had more than 10,000 yuan left at home. Wei Xiaoxian usually worked part-time, so he was able to save more than 10,000 yuan, which was a lot.

There is no need to lock the house inside, after all, thieves will not like this kind of house.

Because Wei Xiaoxian believed that no thief would be poorer than his own family.

Leaving the room, all kinds of light shone on Wei Xiaoxian's body. Wei Xiaoxian covered his eyes with his hands and observed the "sun" in the sky through the gaps between his fingers.

It is at least dozens of times larger than the sun seen on Earth, and this sun is still purple-black, but the light it emits is a normal color.

"Strange world..."

Wei Xiaoxian muttered, then walked towards the city with more than 10,000 yuan in his pocket.

Now Wei Xiaoxian is in a civilian area, he wants to go to the city to find a barber shop and a library.

Wei Xiaoxian is a person with a slight obsession with cleanliness, and now he is completely dirty, no different from a refugee, this really makes Wei Xiaoxian unbearable.

As for the purpose of going to the library, I want to know more about this world. Although this world belongs to a parallel universe, I am in China, so there is no barrier to language communication.

I'm afraid that I don't know about other knowledge, and it will be miserable if I show some flaws.

"I said, Erha, can others see you?"

Wei Xiaoxian saw the silly dog ​​following behind him and asked.

I'm afraid that Erha's sudden speech will scare others. A talking dog will definitely be targeted by a certain research institute and sent to be dissected or something.

Wei Xiaoxian didn't care about Erha, he was afraid that he would be implicated by this silly dog.

"Don't worry, no one can see the appearance of this handsome dog except you.

Although I can appear in this world, only you can understand my words. Others can only hear my words.

Ben Shuaibi is really lonely..."

Erha felt lonely and suddenly felt sick. Wei Xiaoxian came to him and kicked him in the butt, knocking the shit out of him.

Erha: "???"

Sure enough, this human being jealous of my handsomeness is also a kind of original sin, so am I not a sinner?terrible terrible

"Wei Xiaoxian, you don't wait for this handsome comparison!"

"Better, I'll use you to practice boxing!"

Wei Xiaoxian suppressed the anger in his heart, am I jealous of your handsomeness?

"Sure enough, I'm jealous of my handsomeness..."

Erha secretly thought in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it, what if Wei Xiaoxian became angry from embarrassment?

In the end, a person and a dog kept scolding each other on the way to the city. How could the Erha say anything more than Wei Xiaoxian, so while Wei Xiaoxian was not paying attention, he secretly found an open space, drew a human face, and filled it in his mind. looked at Wei Xiaoxian's face, and then spat out a mouthful of saliva.

"Sure enough, this dog is the most handsome..." Erha thought with complacency, then trotted behind Wei Xiaoxian.

"Ah che..."

Wei Xiaoxian, who was on his way, suddenly sneezed, rubbed his nose, and said suspiciously:

"Who is scolding me?"

"I don't know... maybe you have a cold..."

Erha looked to the side with a guilty conscience and replied.

Wei Xiaoxian looked at Erha in confusion, and his intuition told him that there must be something fishy in it, but he didn't want to find out now. He found a car on the road and took him into the city.

Half an hour later, Wei Xiaoxian finally arrived in Jingjiang City. Stepping into this high-rise building, Wei Xiaoxian even experienced a sense of the future world.

The buildings here are basically fifty or sixty stories high, and there are all kinds of robots buying things on the street, and the express delivery is done by drones.

"It's a very developed world..."

Wei Xiaoxian couldn't help sighing.

"Look at your inexperienced appearance, I feel ashamed for you!" Erha said righteously, as if it was Wei Xiaoxian's honor to be with Wei Xiaoxian.

"I don't know who drooled after seeing the food advertisement just now. Are you qualified to criticize me?"

Glancing disgustedly at Erha, who was paying attention to the advertisement, Wei Xiaoxian said helplessly.

He finally knew what was wrong with this silly dog. It must be because of a brain problem, a mental illness, and he always thought he was a handsome dog.

Wei Xiaoxian found a machine that could ask for directions on the road, and then said that he wanted to go to the barber shop.

"Sir, 9868 is honored to serve you, you can choose to take a taxi or walk..."

A mechanical sound came from inside.

"walk."

Wei Xiaoxian still wants to take a closer look at the city, and the taxi fare is very expensive, so it's a little bit cheaper.

After hearing Wei Xiaoxian's answer, he waited for a few seconds and the screen displayed Wei Xiaoxian's location and the location of the nearest barbershop, which was very clear.

After getting the answer, Wei Xiaoxian found the direction and started walking towards the barber shop.

On the road, he saw all kinds of high-tech things, which gave Wei Xiaoxian a lot of insight.

After arriving at the barber shop, Wei Xiaoxian asked the barber to cut a hairstyle that suits him.

"This middle-parted hairstyle, paired with your maroon hair color and a plaid top, if you show a sunny smiling face, the handsome and handsome man will be full of sunshine and vitality. This is suitable for you..."

The barber said, asking for Wei Xiaoxian's opinion, it is true that Wei Xiaoxian has medium-length hair, and any hairstyle can be cut.

But Wei Xiaoxian knew that the predecessor of this body didn't go for a haircut because of saving money, and every time he cut his hair, he cut it himself.

"It's nothing, just watch the scissors..."

Wei Xiaoxian said with a polite smile.

In fact, there are machines that can cut your hair for you, but Wei Xiaoxian still thinks it would be better if a human cuts it.

The barber gave Wei Xiaoxian a haircut after getting Wei Xiaoxian's consent.

In fact, the middle-parted hairstyle is not very popular nowadays, because there are too few people who are really suitable for this men's hairstyle, leading some people to cut it in the middle to discredit it.

But the forty-year-old barber found that Wei Xiaoxian was really suitable for the middle parting, because Wei Xiaoxian was young and could show the youthful vitality of this hairstyle.

So the barber decided to perm Wei Xiaoxian's hair to make the hairstyle more perfect, so he called his wife over, and the two of them permed Wei Xiaoxian's hair together.

An hour later, Wei Xiaoxian's haircut was finally over. Seeing himself in the mirror, Wei Xiaoxian couldn't help but wonder, is he really that handsome?

The age of this body is 16 years old, and it is relatively weak, with fair skin. Wei Xiaoxian himself has a good foundation, and he looks handsome.

But this middle-parted hair style makes him more perfect. A hairstyle that suits you can make you twice as handsome. Wei Xiaoxian didn't believe it at first, but today he believes it!

"If I had a middle parting haircut, I would definitely be more handsome than you..."

Erha on the side muttered at the door.

Wei Xiaoxian couldn't help being speechless when he heard it, you, a dog, also cuts hair like others?

After paying the money, Wei Xiaoxian left the barber shop and walked towards the library. ……………………………………………………………………………………