Dragon Ball: I Am Saitama

Humor - Saitama has a cold look on his face. Damn it, I'm so humorous. Krillin, can you stop making noises?

Loves to play - Saitama has a look of stupidity on his face, he loves to play, Leping, tell me, I will beat you to death.

Bad luck - Saitama was speechless, he said, "I'm so damn bad, Leping, don't blame me."

"What are you talking about? I don't understand it at all."

Saitama said that he really didn't understand where he was humorous, playful, and evil.

Genos stood up and said: "Yes, the teacher is not a humorous, fun-loving, and evil person."

"Hmm, Genos, you understand me."

Saitama is very happy. Sure enough, the world is still fair. He is definitely a person who has escaped these three customs. Well, yes.

"But teacher, you have really learned humor, playfulness, and bad taste now."

Genos changed his tone and looked very happy: "Teacher, I am very happy for you. You have finally come out of the invincible loneliness."

The same goes for Genos, which made Saitama suddenly dumbfounded. How could he have a sense of humor and love to play evil? It's really unfair that you are so sure that I have a sense of humor and love to play evil.

"Yes, Saitama-sensei, it's actually not bad to be such a person."

Leping gave words of encouragement and gave him a thumbs up.

"Teacher Saitama, the revolution has not yet succeeded, you still need to work hard."

Klin reminded you, don't make some progress and then forget about the principle of going against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat.

If Dan Bolin could help, he would really want to faint in the toilet. These people really didn't take him seriously. They mocked him like this in front of him. How could a human being go so far? They bullied a demon like this. How could they not talk about it? It's natural.

"What are you talking about, what on earth are you talking about?"

Saitama was really confused. He felt that what they said was meaningless and he couldn't understand it at all.

"Teacher Saitama, you are so funny."

Leping smiled and said to Klin: "What you said is really right."

"Yes, Saitama-sensei is indeed a person with great potential for humor."

Klin nodded: "I have fully learned it now, it's really not just a talk."

"Yes, the teacher has a great sense of humor now." Genos was very happy. In the future, the teacher will no longer be so sad, and Invincible will no longer be lonely, because he will be a man with a sense of humor.

Saitama said coldly, did he live in a different world from Krillin and others? Why couldn't he understand what they said at all?

"What kind of humor does he like to play evil jokes? Why can't I see it at all?"

Wukong touched his head and said that he couldn't understand it at all.

"Wukong, you are so funny."

Leping touched Wukong's head and praised: "This is humor, Wukong, even though you don't understand it at all."

"Yes, this is humor. Humor is so simple."

Klin said this, this is humor, you can do it casually, anyone can do it, it just depends on whether anyone appreciates it.

"What, this is humor."

Wukong was stunned for a moment, never expecting that the humor was so simple.

Seeing this, Saitama still felt that he had no sense of humor at all. Why did they say so, humor, even

I don’t even know how funny I am, how funny I am.

"Teacher Saitama, now you can tell me why you are so humorous and playful that this demon looks like it is dead from the back, and looks like it is several months pregnant from the front."

Leping finally pointed out to the point why they thought Saitama was humorous and playful.

When Saitama looked at it, he realized that the demon he had stepped on looked like he was pregnant from the front, and for several months.

At this moment, Dan Bolin felt that he really had no face to face his identity as a demon. It was so embarrassing. He was simply thrown into his grandma's house. It was a complete shame for the demon clan.

Danbolin was wondering whether he should make a heroic sacrifice for the dignity of the demon clan, otherwise, he would really become a joke.

"However, the way I am now, even if I want to commit suicide, I can't do it."

Dan Bolin sadly discovered this fact. Yes, he couldn't even think about dying now, so he bit his tongue and committed suicide?Danbolin thought for a while and it seemed feasible. If he died, he wouldn't lose face, let alone the demon clan.

"Hehe."

Saitama smiled and said with a bit of embarrassment: "Well, because he flew too high, I accidentally overexerted myself and flew out of the earth. I didn't use my strength to get back until I hit a meteorite in outer space. , when I came back, I accidentally used a little too much force and used him as a meat mat."

This is the truth about flying immortals from the sky pretending to be shooting stars.

The few people who learned the truth were speechless for a long time. Only Dan Bolin cried. Damn it, you went too far. You chased your little demon into outer space. Are you so unreasonable?

"Ah, damn, human beings are all liars. What kind of bullshit are you biting your tongue to commit suicide? It's useless."

Dan Bolin shed tears, because Mao bit his tongue but couldn't kill himself. He only felt the horrible pain.

"Goose, my mother, the demons actually cried when they learned the truth."

Leping looked speechless. This Danbolin was in tears. Teacher Saitama went too far. He was too bullying. No, he was too bully. In order to chase him, he ran into outer space. Saitama was The teacher was watching, and this demon felt so pitiful.

But at the same time, I also felt Saitama's abnormality. Damn it, this is so inhuman. He just accidentally used too much force and jumped out of the earth. It's too exaggerated. It's simply unbelievable. What if he jumped with all his strength? It’s not like we can fly out of the Milky Way and conquer the entire universe.

Everyone was speechless for a long time, looking at Danbolin who was full of guilt, shaking his head and sighing, poor demon, and at the same time finally realized why these pair of footprints were like this.

"That's why I wasted a lot of time."

Saitama finally concluded like this.

"Alright, let's go get something to eat. After taking a rest, we'll go straight to Piccolo's lair."

After such a fuss, Wu Tian felt calm and thought that Saitama, who flew into outer space, could not be a match for Piccolo. He thought that no matter how strong Piccolo was, he would not be able to fly out of the earth headlong.

Saitama originally thought of removing Piccolo first, but when he heard about it, he nodded in agreement like a chicken pecking away.

"Teacher Wu Tian, ​​please give me a big dinner."

Kling Leping cheered, and the three of them, Goku Saitama, happily walked to the restaurant, all of them looking like they were going to have a big meal.

"It's over. Even if I sell myself, I still won't be able to feed these big eaters." At this moment, Wu Tian wanted to incite his big mouths, such bitchy mouths, but he raised his hand, but he couldn't. Remove your hands and slap yourself in the face. You will be the one hurting.