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Chapter 032: My life as a slave (2)
It looks like ordinary rice porridge, but the unique fragrance it emits is very different from ordinary rice porridge. Just one whiff of it will whet your appetite and make your mouth water.
"Give it to you"
Tang Haoran swallowed his saliva.
It smelled so good that he was greedy.
“Where did it come from?”
Huang Yunshu was stunned.
Where did this thing come from?
"Do you believe me when I say this is my superpower?"
Tang Haoran couldn't explain it, so he had to say this.
""
Huang Yunshu naturally didn't believe it.
There are tens of thousands of superpowers. She can believe that she can conjure stones out of thin air, but what kind of superpower can she conjure up a bowl of steaming rice porridge? Is there such a funny superpower?
She just thought that Tang Haoran wanted to keep it a secret, and didn't ask any questions. She picked up the porridge and took a sip. Suddenly, the porridge was fragrant and fragrant, and her internal organs were steaming with steam.
“It’s so delicious, I’ve never had such delicious porridge”
Huang Yunshu's eyes were shining and full of stars.
"I want, too"
"Forget it, I'll eat rabbit meat."
Tang Haoran grimaced and took a bite of the burnt rabbit meat.
He really wanted to buy a bowl for himself, but it was worth a thousand madness points, so he really couldn't bear it, so he might as well eat rabbit meat.
Night is falling and the cold is approaching.
The two of them built a bonfire in front of the main hall and leaned against the fire to discuss.
Tang Haoran: "Do you want to stay here forever?"
Huang Yunshu shook his head: "I don't want to."
Tang Haoran: "I don't want to either. But how can I get out? These seniors have been searching for hundreds of years, but failed to find a way out, and finally died alone."
Huang Yunshu was silent for a long time.
The night was cold. Although there was a bonfire, it couldn't warm me up. My vest was chilly.
Feeling her body trembling slightly, Tang Haoran stretched out his big hand and pulled her into his arms, using his broad and strong chest to shield her from the cold air.
The strong smell of man came over him, and Huang Yunshu suddenly lost his mind.
Although she has dated a boyfriend, she has kept herself private, rarely hugging or kissing, or even holding hands.
Huang Yunshu lowered his head,
His face is as shy as a crescent moon,
Breathing gradually becomes heavier,
The air is filled with sweet ambiguity,
Come on, give me a kiss
"Ding, a dangerous situation has been detected, and the castration operation is being prepared."
"Ding, the operation is ready and can be started at any time."
my grass
Tang Haoran woke up instantly,
Almost pushed Huang Yunshu into the fire
castration surgery
Isn't this too cruel? You didn't even give a warning, but you're going to do something cruel right away. That's a thing for passing on the family line. If it's gone, what's the point of living?
I'm wrong
Look at the eyes, look at the nose, look at the mouth, look at the heart
Tang Haoran forced himself to calm down. Under the threat of castration surgery, Huang Yunshu's exquisite and concave and attractive body no longer had any impulse, and the ambiguity in the air disappeared.
"ah"
Tang Haoran shouted and slapped his thigh: "I thought of a key point, that black cat can go out, why can't we go out?"
""
Huang Yunshu was startled.
I feel disappointed and angry at the same time
Fortunately nothing happened
Is this guy holding such a beautiful woman in his arms and still thinking about whether his charm has disappeared? Or is it that this guy doesn’t like women, but likes men?
Probably
"Think about it,"
In order to cover up the panic, Tang Haoran continued to analyze: "The cat tied you in first, and then went out to fight with me, proving that it can come in and out of here freely. As long as we can capture it, we have the possibility of getting out."
Huang Yunshu nodded: "The cat demon is not too strong, only the second or third level. It is probably a monster born in recent years, but you are sure that you can catch it."
"cough cough"
Tang Haoran coughed: "Well, although I can't catch him now, a genius like me will soon surpass him. Let's sleep tonight and beat him tomorrow."
After saying that, he tightened his arms, hugged Huang Yunshu's slim waist, and began to take a nap.
Being hugged tightly from behind, Huang Yunshu couldn't sleep. His thoughts were ups and downs in his heart. He wanted to struggle away, but he didn't dare and was reluctant to let go, so he could only let him hold him.
Stinking rogue
Silent all night.
In the early morning, the sun turns the sky golden
Tang Haoran woke up with a yawn, and found Huang Yunshu leaning on his chest, with his hands around his shoulders, and a pair of plump and soft fruits pressed tightly against his chest.
So big, so soft, so fragrant
"Gudong"
Tang Haoran swallowed, not wanting to blink.
The visual impact is too strong, and the man's natural reaction arises spontaneously. The following description is easy to be 404, so I will omit the words of the single chat I want to read.
"Um"
Huang Yunshu snorted and woke up faintly.
Seeing Tang Haoran's piggy eyes, she immediately came back to her senses, retracted her hand, her face flushed, and she sat up.
"You actually slept with me"
Tang Haoran's face was full of resentment: "You have to be responsible for me"
"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Huang Yunshu."
"Responsible"
Huang Yunshu was so angry that his liver hurt, and he suddenly pounced on him.
The pink fist swung down, looking specifically for the eyes and nose. Tang Haoran did not dare to resist. Just as he was about to struggle, a pair of snow-white steamed buns pressed on his face. The picture was too beautiful to move, so he could only smell it first.
bang bang
"Do you still want me to be responsible?"
Huang Yunshu rode on him with a bright smile.
She finally understood that when you are with this guy, you can't be shy, otherwise this bastard will easily beat you up and make you mad to death with his words.
Dare you say I slept with you
Dare you ask me to be responsible for you
Girl, this is how I am responsible
"No more"
Tang Haoran wanted to cry but had no tears.
This girl is a bad learner
After half an hour.
Tang Haoran, with a bruised nose and swollen face, came to the cat demon stone house with a wooden stick.
The cat demon was lying on the beam taking a nap, and the three human slaves were preparing food for it with sad faces. The three of them are urban white-collar workers who are well versed in these things. They worked on it for nearly two hours without a pot or shovel, but they still haven't finished it yet.
"That cat demon, come out and die"
Tang Haoran raised his wooden stick and shouted loudly.
It was too much, that woman actually slapped my handsome face
"Ugly slave, how dare you come?"
The black cat was furious and jumped down in the air.
A battle breaks out between the two sides. The black cat spits out black wind and is as fast as lightning. Tang Haoran uses a stick as a knife to perform basic sword skills and attacks the cat demon crazily. From time to time, it also sneaks up with flying needles. At the critical moment, he throws a passionate kiss.
It's so majestic, sweeping across all directions, so fierce that it's criticized
"boom"
Tang Haoran vomited blood and flew backwards
Well, no matter how high his fighting spirit is after losing, the gap in cultivation is there
"woooooo"
Although the black cat was victorious, he kept vomiting.
"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 339 points of madness from the cat demon"
It was barely able to resist the passionate kiss without the madness value, but seven times combined, it was still so sick that it fell to the ground and vomited.
Who are these people? It's so shameless to kiss a cat.
"I'm hungry. Let's fight again in the afternoon."
Tang Haoran took the opportunity to escape, turned around and ran away.
A moment in the afternoon.
Tang Haoran emerged in full swing again.
"That cat demon, come out and die"
Changing the wooden stick, Tang Haoran shouted provocatively.
"You bastard human slave, you are looking for death"
The cat demon couldn't bear it any longer and went into a rage when it rushed forward.
It is feeling sulky. Those three useless human slaves have not cooked yet. They have made King Cat wait for a long time. They are still hungry. How dare you come to find trouble?
Another war breaks out between the two sides
He has become more proficient in basic sword skills. Although he is still completely at a disadvantage, Tang Haoran finally has the power to fight back, especially the use of flying needles, which is much more comfortable.
However, he is still no match for Black Cat
"boom"
Tang Haoran flew out again.
This time it was even worse than in the morning. Not only was he covered in injuries, he also had two broken ribs and his toes were almost bitten off by a black cat.
"Uncle, I'm hungry. Let's fight again after dinner."
Dragging his lame legs and running wildly, Tang Haoran didn't blush.
"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 635 points of madness from the cat demon"
"woooooo"
Black Cat's voice changed, and he lay on the ground retching.
I haven’t eaten yet today and my stomach is empty. There is nothing to vomit except some bile.
"Damn ugly slave"
The black cat vomited and cursed angrily.
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