Single dogs start with the protection of elves

"Poor child, abandoned again"

Tong Haiyang thought he had been dumped again, and his face was full of sympathy: "Don't be sad, there are many beauties in the world. Brother Kong will treat you to dinner to make up for your sadness of being broken up."

"Monitor, you didn't lie to me."

Tang Haoran's eyes lit up when he heard this: "It's a coincidence that I'm free now."

"I rely on"

Tong Haiyang kicked him away: "We'll talk about it later."

"We'll talk about it later"

Tang Haoran looked at the two of them, his eyes full of suspicion: "Do you have a future? Maybe you will break up in a few days, who should I treat to?"

"I bother"

"Go to hell"

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 88 crazy points from Tong Haiyang."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 88 crazy points from Tan Sisi."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 98 crazy points from Tong Haiyang."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 95 crazy points from Tan Sisi."

The two of them were so angry that they almost collapsed.

Is this human language?

This mouth deserves a beating, I really want to take a stapler and sew it shut

"I can't help it anymore, beat him up"

The hearty Tan Sisi kicked Tang Haoran.

"A gentleman speaks with his words but never with his hands."

Tang Haoran didn't dare to fight back, so he turned around and ran away.

谭思思哪里肯依，跟着追上去，她跟佟海洋正在热恋期，唐浩然这话打击太大，不揍唐浩然一顿，实在是难以消气。

"Old Tong, help me"

Tang Haoran ran away while shouting: "Look at your girlfriend, she is not gentle at all. Hurry up and change her. Tomorrow I will introduce you to the long-legged, big-breasted and sweet-voiced girl next door to my house. She is the one you saw the photo last time. , I will never forget that.”

"My Grass"

Tong Haiyang's secret passage is terrible

Tang Haoran, how can you, a beast like you, have a long-legged, big-breasted, sweet-sounding young lady? When did I forget that the girl next door to your house has a decent face, but it’s just an airport, you bastard, you tricked me.

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 99 crazy points from Tong Haiyang."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 80 crazy points from Tan Sisi."

"Oops, I said it wrong."

Tang Haoran screamed and ran away: "Squad leader, I will evacuate you first, take care."

Tan Sisi stopped chasing Tang Haoran and turned to stare at Tong Haiyang, her eyes were as cold as ice, and there was a faint hint of torture.

"Listen to my explanation"

"So, you like people with long legs and big breasts."

"I do not have"

Tong Haiyang shed tears of regret.

Tang Haoran, I’m not done with you

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 59 crazy points from Tong Haiyang."

"Ding, congratulations to the master, you got 68 crazy points from Chen Xiaojiao."

"Ding, congratulations, master, for getting 55 crazy points from Tang Zhongjie."

the whole afternoon,

The resentment value pops up from time to time, as if to increase the sense of existence.

In the evening, Tang Haoran opened the properties panel.

"Master: Tang Haoran"

"Level: Ordinary"

"Physique: 1.1"

"Strength: 1.2"

"Spirit: 1.2"

"Crazy points: 3287 points"

"Super Skill: None"

"Exercise Techniques; The Eighth Set of Training Gymnastics"

The crazy value has reached 4287 points. Excluding the 322 points for cash withdrawals and the 1000 points for extra strength consumption, I earned a full 5609 points today, which is comparable to a month's salary of an ordinary person.

Tang Haoran is full of confidence, with his chest raised and walking with wind

Daily income of 5,000, monthly income of 500,000, annual income of 500 million

waiter,

Add another portion of braised pork

Is it okay for a person with an annual income of 500 million to eat braised pork?

"Hey, did I remember correctly?"

Scanning the three attributes of strength, Tang Haoran suddenly frowned: "I remember before, the spirit and strength were 1.1, and the physical constitution was slightly lower, 1.0. Why have they increased by 0.1 now and I didn't add any points?"

Mentally and physically, there is no feeling of improvement, but an increase of 0.1 in strength can increase the strength of more than ten kilograms, which is a significant change.

Tang Haoran gave it a try. The muscles in his arms were flexed and he was indeed much stronger than before.

"Did"

Tang Haoran suddenly remembered: "It's because of the broadcast of gymnastics."

Definitely is

The only difference between what I did today and the past was radio gymnastics. It could only be that it improved its attributes but it was only the first time I practiced it. All three values ​​were increased by 0.1. The effect is too good.

if so,

There is absolutely no need to use madness points to add points.

After all, it's all money

I was excited when I suddenly saw an extra "Newbie Mall" button below the properties panel.

Tang Haoran tried pressing it, and a new interface popped up. It looked like a large shelf, but it was empty, with only two items on sale.

"Qi-blood fruit. Price: 5000 points."

"Lingmi porridge. Price: 1000 points. Purchase limit is ten servings per day."

When he looked carefully, two thoughts suddenly came out.

Qi and Blood Fruit: A magical fruit that can enhance the effect of practice if taken before practice.

Spiritual Rice Porridge: A gruel made from spiritual rice. It contains a touch of spiritual energy and can keep you from being hungry for three days.

Tang Haoran was silent.

My world view is a bit confusing

It's obviously a city, but why has it turned into a fantasy? Even the cultivation fruit appears. Do I want to become a superman?

But when you think about time travel, it’s not surprising.

Just take things as they come

I can't afford the Qi and Blood Fruit for the time being, and I don't need to buy the Lingmi Porridge now. When I was about to exit the panel, a disc-shaped button directly above caught Tang Haoran's attention.

"Ding, do you want to spend 1000 crazy points and conduct a lottery?"

There is also a lottery

"Yes"

As soon as Tang Haoran finished speaking, a familiar virtual interface appeared.

There are eight more square positions, namely: a secret book, a pill, a bowl of porridge, four "Thank you for participating", and a "Draw Again".

The corner of Tang Haoran's mouth twitched, and his three views were shattered

What a cheating thing, there is even "one more time", do you think this is just drinking beer, or really eating melon seeds?

"Ding"

Press it gently with your finger, and the pointer starts to rotate, and slows down after about ten circles.

Don’t say “thank you for participating”

Don’t say “thank you for participating”

Tang Haoran kept thinking in excitement.

"Ding, thank you for participating."

"I rely on"

The pointer went against him and deliberately stopped at "Thank you for participating."

A thousand dollars disappeared without a trace

Tang Haoran felt so distressed instantly.

"Fuck, come again"

Tang Haoran became angry and opened the lottery again.

Anyway, he can still get 1000 points.

"Ding, thank you for participating."

Second time, thanks again for participating

Tang Haoran felt like a piece of flesh had been cut out, and it hurt like hell.

"I don't believe it anymore, come again"

Tang Haoran gritted his teeth and opened it again.

Anyway, I threw two thousand into it, and I don’t care about this one thousand.

"Ding, pump it again"

The third time, there is nothing again. Hey, smoke again.

The lottery interface automatically reappeared, slightly different from the previous three times. All eight interfaces had something, and none of them said thank you for participating.

"Luck has come"

Tang Haoran was instantly injected with blood.

The finger pressed hard and the pointer rotated rapidly.

"Boohoo boom stop"

The pointer finally pointed at a square, which was a small ball of light. I couldn't see what it was, and nothing fell out.

Tang Haoran was about to summon the elf when suddenly

A golden light fell from the sky,

hanging on his right hand

"Young man like the wind, kneel down and worship. The great elf will grant you extraordinary power and rejuvenation."

My right hand felt hot, and a thought came into my mind:

The second-level legendary extraordinary skill of Miaoshou Rejuvenation quickly heals various illnesses and injuries, and is ineffective against certain killing skills such as decapitation and soul destruction. To activate this skill, the owner's right hand needs to be in contact with the target. Consumes 1000 points of madness each time

Quickly heals all ailments and injuries

I'll go there

real or fake

"No, I have to try"

With a pragmatic attitude, Tang Haoran secretly took action.

"Ding, the wonderful rejuvenation was successfully performed"

"Ding, cure the target's mild cold."

"Ding, cure target chronic gastritis"

"Ding, cure the target's severe kidney deficiency."

"Ding, eliminate target gallstones"

"Ding, cure the target's myopia."

In an instant, it was as if I had changed my body. I was light and healthy, full of vitality. My waist was no longer sore, my back was no longer painful, and my legs were no longer cramped.

Even kidney deficiency, ah, there is no kidney deficiency

This feeling,

It feels so good like never before

"It's so awesome, I became a miracle doctor"

Tang Haoran was elated, but then he frowned. Using his magical rejuvenation technique required consuming madness points. It seemed that he was going further and further down the road of making people mad.

whatever,

Olivier