hogwarts chef

The clerk was sprayed with hot tea, his eyes were blurred, and he was desperately wiping water from his face.

Before he could apply it a second time, his clothes were already grabbed by the collar. In his ears, he heard the boss yelling angrily: "What did you just say? What happened to the owner of the house?"

"Ahem..." The clerk choked half to death, and finally opened his mouth to say, "We got into a fight at Madam Malkin's Robe Shop."

"You bastard!" The boss kicked the clerk to the ground. "How dare you act like you don't care about such an important matter and speak so slowly. Do you want to rebel?"

"That's why you asked me to speak slower!" The clerk was not convinced, so you dressed up and pretended to be cool, and if you messed up, I'll take the blame?He crawled up from the ground and threw himself at the boss, "Who are you calling the bastard? You, my grandson, dominate every day. How dare you hit me when things get worse? I'll beat you to death..."

The two struggled with each other, and the store clerks nearby came to start a fight.

"Is this the fight?"

Zhang Heyang looked at the messy shop and didn't he understand your routine very well? Is the wizard's brain circuit really different from ordinary people?Zhang Heyang also saw someone taking advantage of the chaos and stepping on the boss's feet. It seemed that the boss seemed to be very unpopular on weekdays.

"Come on, let me go and take a look. The gay guy is going to be beaten. Why don't I miss such a good thing? I felt like I didn't beat the grandson enough last time."

Zhang Heyang pondered for a moment, then decisively walked out to watch the excitement, leaving a mess and noisy mess behind him.

A pit is a pit.

Zhang Heyang walked unsteadily, buying food as he walked. Although the main dishes in England were not delicious, some snacks and desserts still tasted good.

After eating enough, I remembered that I didn't know where Madam Malkin's robe shop was, so I asked someone for directions.

"Comrade, comrade." Zhang Heyang shook the old man who was sleeping under the parasol. The old man looked like a sanitation worker, with a big broom beside him, "Comrade, comrade?"

"Go away, you're a comrade!" The old man shouted back without hesitation, pulling out his chair and preparing to beat Zhang Heyang.You are gay, your whole family and the whole community are gay!How can I accept this insult at my old age?

It was an eye-opener for Zhang Heyang. Yinglan is really amazing. He is so sensitive to this kind of thing. Alas, you still have to study Marxism more intensively!

Zhang Heyang changed his question and said, "Master, how can I get to Mrs. Malkin's robe shop?"

"Holy shit, how do you know I'm a master?" The old man suddenly jumped up and picked up the broom like a big magic wand. The terrifying magic power fluctuations began to gather. His rickety body stood up straight in an instant, and the bad old man's temperament was gone forever. , a sense of Yuan Ting Yue Zhi's grandmaster demeanor emerged spontaneously.

Zhang Heyang was a little dumbfounded, "How did I know you were a master? What makes you a master?"

"You don't see through me, why do you call me master?" The old man chuckled and said, "Do you want to be a street sweeper as your teacher?"

Zhang Heyang covered his forehead in pain. Otherwise, he said that he hates English the most. The translation of any nonsense is so weird. Sooner or later, you, the UK, will be destroyed and the world will only have Chinese.In this way, what Voldemort did is still useful for reference. How about I also set up an organization, called Meal Eaters, and discuss more than 130 ways to eat crayfish every day...

Zhang Heyang was still thinking wildly on the sidelines, when the old man spoke again.

"Now that you've seen through my identity, there's no need to pretend anymore. I've been retired for many years and won't teach you anything. But since you recognize me, I'll show you my skills!" The old man shook the broom in a coaxing way. , with a "boom", next to

A wall beside him was turned into powder, "Just this once, whether you can learn or not is your personal matter, just leave!"

are you crazy!I just want to ask for directions!

Zhang Heyang was standing where he was, when suddenly a section of the wall next to him was blown into powder, and he almost choked to death from the dust.How did this strange setting of old sweeping men all being mysterious masters come about?Uncle, do your family members know that you are so disrespectful?

"There is no normal person in the wizarding world."

Zhang Heyang flicked his wand twice to restore the wall, and left dejectedly, "I have to find someone else to ask again, or else just disapparate."

"Time and space magic?" The old man blinked, and it took him a long time to react. "What the hell, lost ancient magic? Hey, kid, don't go. I will teach you whatever you want to learn. You can learn the time and space magic." In exchange for teaching me magic! Don’t leave! It’s okay for me to become your teacher!”

Zhang Heyang has already gone far away. Do you want to worship me as your teacher?Haven't you seen that one and two of the protagonist's apprentices are cute girls and beauties?The one who makes them so horny and itchy that they can't bear to throw themselves into her arms just refuses to eat. This is what it means to be a master. This is what it means to be a master.As for this old man?Haha, go play with eggs.

"Quick, quick, something happened, something happened!"

Zhang Heyang walked halfway when he suddenly saw a group of people appearing out of thin air. He almost scared Zhang Heyang to death. The large magic spell under his hand that announced the names of the dishes was almost thrown out in full.

Zhang Heyang grabbed a person and asked, "Hey, man, what happened?" This time he learned his lesson and no longer used Chinese titles to translate into English to avoid misunderstandings.

"Go away, you're a faggot, your whole family and the whole community are fags!" The person who was dragged yelled.

Why does it have to do with me again!

Zhang Heyang stood by and doubted life, how come you can sound gay when listening to anything?

It was not until many years later, when Microsoft invented Kingsoft PowerWord under his guidance, that Zhang Heyang discovered that the pronunciation of the word "guy" is different from that of "gay".

Haha, do you blame me if your pronunciation is not standard?This is the dialect of the North Second Ring Road in London!Old London accent, Tongzhou... No, a pronunciation that is not found in suburbs like Wimbledon, you know nothing!

"Let go, you faggot!" The man looked like he was about to fall behind and angrily threw away Zhang Heyang's hand.

Oops, who do you think is gay?Isn't it easy not to listen?

"There are many obstacles!"

The guy who was caught suddenly felt four walls appear around him, and he was stuck in place, unable to move.

"Bone reappears!"

Then a huge black mark emerged from Zhang Heyang's wand and flew high into the sky.The man felt a heat on his arm. When he rolled up his sleeves, he was almost frightened to death. He saw a miniature version of the Dark Mark branded on his arm, shining blackly.

"Come quickly! Catch the remaining Death Eaters! Voldemort is resurrected! Voldemort is killing people! He wants to buy the entire Diagon Alley!"

Zhang Heyang started shouting at the top of his lungs, and the man's face turned green. As for the last nonsense sentence, he didn't care at all.

Anyone with a normal brain would know that he was playing a trick on him. Voldemort was resurrected just for Diagon Alley?Still need to buy it?Come on, resurrection is very tiring, okay?

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