hogwarts chef

The tofu trio of the young master's fellow disciples stunned the British. They ate the dish crazily with drugged looks on their faces, and then slumped down on their chairs with contentment and let out high-spirited moans.

"This is what you eat!" Dudley shook his fat hand, and Zhang Heyang thought he might throw out two kilograms of lard from it, "I was wrong, brother, you are the leader of this little Huijin District, girl. I've given up the reputation of being a gourmet in this Zhen Road area to you, and if anyone disobeys, I'll help you beat him up."

"You'd better lose weight first." Zhang Heyang used a fat-removing spell, and then Dudley lost weight at a strange speed. The Dursleys screamed as they watched Dudley shrinking rapidly.

Soon, two Harrys seemed to appear in the living room.And the Dursleys have soap that can be used for at least ten years - Zhang Heyang made it with the oil extracted from Dudley's body.

I have to say that Dudley is still quite handsome after losing weight. He has golden hair fluttering in the wind on his head, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, and deep facial features. If he grows up by three or five years, he will definitely be able to deceive little girls with a single hook on the street. type.

Zhang Heyang couldn't help but cast suspicious eyes on Vernon and Petunia. Strangely, they couldn't be considered particularly ugly, but neither of them was particularly good-looking. Could it be that Dudley was Lao Wang's son?

Well, it makes sense. After all, Petunia is Lily's sister, and she is more or less a beauty. Since Lily can charm Snape to the point where he can resist the Imperius Curse and the fear of death and betray Voldemort as an undercover agent, then Petunia hooks up with Snape. It’s still easy to be handsome.

Forcibly suppressing the urge to do a paternity test on Dudley on the spot, Zhang Heyang began to serve Harry the third course.

"There is a legend in China that you should eat a bowl of longevity noodles on your birthday. If you eat the whole noodle, you can live a long and prosperous life." Zhang Heyang pushed the bowl of cold hot noodles over, "Eat it, it's exclusive to the birthday boy, just you. You have a portion. Don’t bite it off, just eat it in one bite.”

Harry looked at such a big bowl of noodles and felt embarrassed, "Can I bite off it and eat it?"

"No, biting it off means you died halfway, which is not a good sign." Old God Zhang Heyang said while looking at the sky.

"Oh, okay." Harry felt great. He was finally full and had such delicious food.

"Chuck."

He ate the noodles in the bowl into his mouth in one breath, and then...

boom!

My mind exploded again, as if there was a spring breeze, and there were thousands of peach blossoms.There were drums and music playing all around, and two very beautiful women dressed up that they had never seen before unfolded a scroll with two square characters written on it. Harry didn't recognize it, but he knew very clearly that these two characters must be It's "delicious".

"It's so delicious!" Unconsciously, tears welled up in Harry's eyes again. This feeling of happiness was almost something he had never enjoyed since he was born.

The deathly expression on Harry's face made Zhang Heyang feel that with his current state, he could hit the Dementor head-on. There was no Patronus Charm, so he would just hit the Dementor head-on. If he hit the Dementor, he would die.

Of course, this noodles didn't come for free. The Dursleys didn't have any flour at all, so Zhang Heyang made potato flour.

Potato flour is not just potato flour, it is still a dish made by Xiaodang's fellow disciple, Lan Feihong and Ah Fei in the last stage of the special chef assessment.

However, he used a noodle press to make the bowl of potato flour, but Zhang Heyang was much more convenient. With his magic, he directly integrated the potatoes together and made a noodle.

Then he followed A Fei's method, first boiling it in boiling water, and then throwing it into ice water to tighten it, which doubled the already strong elasticity of the potato flour. Then he used spicy chili to enhance the flavor, but all of it was used up. Just looking at it makes you feel

It has to be paired with refreshing cold blanching, which makes the texture of the noodles unexpectedly harmonious.

This fits the theme of being a face but not being a face!

Ah, off topic.

Harry finished the longevity noodles with difficulty in one bite, looking at the cake in front of him, he no longer had the slightest desire to eat it.

He decided that he would eat this kind of thing called "Chinese cuisine" from now on. He refused to eat any European and American dishes because they were too unpalatable. Is that also a personal thing?

So he "kindly" pushed the cake to Dudley and said, "Brother, I think you're not full yet, how about you come here?"

Although Dudley suddenly lost weight, his love for eating has not changed. Since the other things Zhang Heyang makes are delicious, then even if this cake is not the same as the three dishes just now, it is still delicious. Bar?

He grabbed the fork and was about to start it, but Vernon slapped him on the head again.Zhang Heyang just said that he could let Dudley go to work at Microsoft only if he had to be well cultivated into a talented person. It would not be possible for him to be a spoiled child like this.

Vernon is a man of action, so he decisively chose on-site education.

"Snapped!"

A slap like a bear's paw hit Dudley on the head, almost making him faint. You must know that he is no longer the Dudley who is covered in fat and has natural armor.

"Dad, what are you doing!" Dudley glared at Vernon.

"You brat, are you looking for a beating?" Vernon glared, and Dudley immediately shrank. He followed, "Don't you know you should honor your parents? Come and eat together!"

Vernon and Petunia's eyes also shone as they spoke. Mr. Zhang cooked the food himself!Finally, we can enjoy the whole thing. If you look at the longing eyes of the big silly guy next to you, you know that this thing must be delicious!

Five minutes later, the Dursleys were passed out on the floor.

Their idea was very good. As long as it was made by Zhang Heyang, even if it wasn't Chinese food, the taste would definitely be the same. The problem was that this food was chosen according to Hagrid's taste. Originally, Zhang Heyang planned to trick Harry. Who knew Harry's appetite? It's so small, it can only trick this family of three.

"Professor Zhang, this..." Hagrid scratched his head, "Is it really so unpalatable?"

He grabbed the remaining half of the cake and stuffed it into his mouth. After chewing it, he groaned with satisfaction, "I think it tastes so good, it's almost as good as the food you cooked, Professor Zhang!"

"I think your tongue is probably crippled. Dumbledore likes you so much because it is difficult to find people with the same crippled tongue as him, so we share the same problem." Zhang Heyang glanced at Hagrid pityingly, then turned to Harry and said : "Have a good sleep Potter, and cherish your last night on Privet Drive. You will miss it in the future, and miss your aunt and uncle's kindness in raising you."

"I don't miss it anymore, it's all memories of abuse." Harry said angrily: "My uncle and aunt are not very kind to me. After I go out, I will never have contact with the Dursleys. They are mean. Petty and violent.”

"What did you say?" Zhang Heyang rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was going to hit someone. "It seems that I need to teach you some principles of life. Young man, people with unqualified moral character cannot enter Hogwarts!"

You guys are so cruel. I thought no one was reading this book. So many reminders suddenly appeared, which shocked me. I am too old to stand the trouble. How long has it been since I tried to write eight chapters a day?After all, my other book still needs to be written three chapters in a row.I really can't stand it anymore, so I'll change the spell. If someone calls for an update, I'll update one chapter. If you want more updates, I'll reward you with one more update.I'm so smart!What a pleasure!Okay, I'm going to write "The Great God Stick of Qin Dynasty". It's a beautiful fan of Qin Shi Mingyue. Come and check it out~