hogwarts chef

"Ah, look, as we talk, it's dinner time."

Zhang Heyang looked at the clock on the wall of Dursley's house and said, "I'm going to make a meal. Please wait for a while and come over to eat together."

After that, Zhang Heyang went into the kitchen to work, leaving Hagrid, Harry and the Dursleys staring in the living room.

Vernon felt that Zhang Heyang was probably too rich and had a mental disorder. If you are so rich, shouldn't you go to some private club and high-end hotel to eat?Wouldn't it be a Michelin star at the end of the day?Aren't the hobbies of rich people all about riding bicycles to high-end clubs that require reservations, being looked down upon and then pretending to be cool, hitting them in the face, and trampling on them?Why do you like cooking?

Zhang Heyang said that he also wants to go to a private club to pretend to be slapped in the face, but the prerequisite is that after getting slapped in the face, the food in such a high-end hotel is really delicious. With the level of dark cuisine in the UK, can he look up at the fish on the pie after entering? Starry sky?

Although Zhang Heyang can be regarded as an immortal now, he can't sleep without sleeping. If he doesn't eat, there will be no way out.

But think about it for a moment, this is my home, my home!Don't act like you take it for granted, okay?

Vernon could only keep roaring in his heart to remind himself, otherwise he felt that he might really think that this was Zhang Heyang's home, and then stood up and said goodbye to Zhang Heyang.

Is there such a shameless operation in this world?

Then Zhang Heyang told him vividly that not only was it possible, but it could also be even more slutty.

"Don't you have anything for people to eat at your house?" Zhang Heyang looked at the potatoes and beef all over the kitchen and shouted, "Old man, I'm calling you, please go out and buy some food for me!"

"Fuck me..." Vernon's fat neck began to turn purple again. As soon as he slapped the table and stood up, he was about to fight with Zhang Heyang. However, Hagrid next to him also slapped the table and knocked his coffee table apart. He sat down again and said, "Sir, the supermarket is about to close now, and the vegetables inside are probably not very fresh."

"The supermarket closes at five o'clock, Dursley, you don't think others are as lazy as you, do you?" Zhang Heyang's sarcastic voice came out.

Dursley was on the verge of tears. Do you blame me for not understanding British customs?The European social welfare security system is so good. As long as you have a British household registration, you can live a well-off life without doing anything every day. My grandson only works overtime in the middle of the night.

Especially in a small place like Surrey, the only people left wandering the streets after five o'clock in the afternoon are the football hooligans cursing in the bars.

Zhang Heyang is also very distressed. Although I know that the UK is a very gentle country, but gentlemen cannot be eaten. You don't even have a vegetable market?

Forget it, let's make do. Anyway, I can find extra food, mainly to take care of Hagrid and Harry.

"Here are potatoes, beef, some pigs, a pumpkin, and soybeans, okay, okay."

Zhang Heyang used magic to rummage through the Dursley's kitchen and thought it would be fine to make a home-cooked meal.

"God, he's not going to make weird dishes with pumpkin and pork, is he? And soybeans?" Dudley, who had been put down by Zhang Heyang before leaving, had the flesh on his fat face trembling, but his mouth was still He couldn't help but mutter: "How can it be possible to make delicious food out of something like that?"

"Shut up, you fat pig. If Professor Zhang dares to do it, it must be delicious." Hagrid roared, scaring Dudley to sit on the ground.

Dursley's little eyes flashed with sarcasm: "Sir, please pay attention to your behavior. Are people like you so rude? That's right, how can you play those dirty tricks?

Can there be any person of noble character? "

He was in awe of Zhang Heyang because whether it was Zhang Heyang's miraculous magical ability or worldly wealth and status, they were beyond the reach of Dursley in ten lifetimes, but Hagrid, who was obviously a servant, was Silly guy, is he scared?

In fact, Hagrid also suffered a loss. If he came here alone, the Dursleys would be as scared as their grandson. This is proved by the original work.The bad thing is that when he came with Zhang Heyang, Dursley mistakenly thought he was a follower, so his deterrence was naturally much smaller.

The master hasn't said anything yet, do you servants dare to take action?

The key is that although Dursley's speculation was a bit rude, he actually guessed it right.Hagrid is prohibited from using magic by the Ministry of Magic. In the original book, he came alone. With Dumbledore's methods, of course he could secretly use some magic, but now that Zhang Heyang is here with him, he has no reason to use magic. .

Besides, Hagrid really respected Zhang Heyang.

Dursley was very proud. Although he couldn't see a neck, he felt that the cervical spondylosis he had suffered for many years must have been cured. His neck was almost reaching the sky.

Not a wizard?Not a giant?Why don't you speak?Why are you mute?Hit me, you hit me?You're the only one who still cooks, and I'm someone who has been in and out of Michelin all year round!

Dudley's little eyes were also a little wandering. Good guy, my dad is just crazy. He fucked this big fat man speechless in just two words. He didn't care at all about his height. He was the fattest one in the room. people.

Anyway, he is very awesome and proud.Cook?Humiliate yourself!

Dudley watched his father suppress Hagrid, and his death instinct made him jump again. He didn't care about the fact that he had just been made to float in the sky. He pulled Harry aside and gave him a loud bang. My butt sat on the sofa, almost compressing the soft sofa.

He put his hands on the back of the sofa, looked at Harry with disdain, and said: "Brother, let me tell you the truth, your poor friends are pretty much at this level, I'm going to let him Let him be embarrassed and let him know that I am the one who eats the most delicious food in this family!"

What Dudley said was so impassioned that I almost believed it. I, Dudley, am the kind of person who is more powerful than the Michelin food detective. What do you think? Are you scared?I just asked you if you are afraid?

Then he saw in frustration that Harry and Hagrid were exchanging feelings next to him. Hagrid was happily telling Harry some common sense about the wizarding world, and Harry was also excited when he heard it - an 11-year-old boy, after all, still had to There was a dream, but the two adults, the Dursleys, firmly refused to believe it.

"Please tell me a little more about my parents."

"I can't say, Harry."

"Okay, then please tell me what method the gentleman just used?"

"I don't know, Harry."

"Besides Britain, are there wizards in foreign countries?"

"I haven't seen it, Harry."

Harry is hurt, what do you need?I might as well go to the kitchen to see if the food is ready. Anyway, he has been helping to cook at the Dursley's house for so many years, and he thinks his skills are pretty good.

The author of this book who pretends to be a corpse appears from time to time. I didn't care about this book in double edition, and my mind was a mess. I was afraid that after destroying that book, I would destroy this book as well, so I was even more worried. Slow, of course eunuchs can't do it.I decided to do this in the future. Readers who want to read it, please give me a shout in the book review area. Every time someone with an ID asks me to update, I will add a chapter, up to four chapters a day. Anyone who wants to read it can speak up!