hogwarts chef

Vernon Dursley put on his best clothes at 02:30 in the afternoon.To some this might have been a sign of welcome, but Vernon was trying to impress and was also a threat to others.

Vernon was wearing his slim-fitting suit. Unfortunately, the suit couldn't repair his fat body at all. His belly was bulging, and it looked like the button on his abdomen was about to fly out, and his face had turned as purple as his. The tie is the same color, so he must have been strangled.

"Vernon, have you really thought about it? My sister - I mean they are not a good group of people." Petunia was doing the work that a hostess should do, but she still tolerated it while preparing tea. He couldn't help but said worriedly.

"At least he knows how to communicate in a normal human way, unlike that old lunatic principal of the bullshit school." Vernon was referring to the ten thousand pounds. He had heard of Dumbledore, although his wife was not interested in it. He commented that he was a wise old man who liked to joke, but he still insisted that he was an old madman.

"But what if... what if they come riding a broomstick - or something strange?" Petunia desperately recalled her sister's strange behavior when she was a girl, and began to try to demonize the wizard.

"For a wizard, traveling on a broomstick is like a bad boy skating or riding a bicycle. It either shows that there is a problem with his character, or it just means that he has no money."

A sudden lazy sound appeared in the Dursley's living room. The Dursleys suddenly found that their spacious living room had become much smaller, and a huge black unknown object appeared in the living room out of thin air.

Although this four-meter-tall giant is eye-catching enough, the guy in strange maroon clothes next to him is even more eye-catching. The red robe seems to be more eye-catching than the fire in the fireplace.Vernon secretly made up his mind that it seemed it was time to seal up the fireplace at home and replace it with an electric stove.

"Obviously for people with my status, I have to drive a Lamborghini, a Ferrari, etc., or at least an Aston Martin, the pride of our UK!"

Zhang Heyang, who had apparated, sat down on the expensive sofa of the Dursley family. Seeing the Dursleys still standing there blankly, he greeted: "Sit down, you two, don't be formal, just act like you are on your own." Like home.”

"This is my home! Please pay attention to your attitude, sir!" Vernon came back to his senses and shouted at Zhang Heyang.

"Okay then, you can do whatever you want." Zhang Heyang also felt the same way. China is a country of etiquette. We are used to attacking later and saying we have to give in when we win. Since you don't want to sit down, just stand.

Vernon's face turned even more purple.

"I hope you can give me a reasonable explanation! You agreed to come to visit, visit!" Vernon raised his fat fist and waved it, but when he saw Hagrid standing behind Zhang Heyang, he considered both sides. The comparison of combat effectiveness has been relaxed again.

But he still roared angrily: "I thought you would come in through the front door, at least wear something normal people wear! Our family, our family is a well-known rule-abiding person. If the neighbors know that we have come in, will we?" If you are such a bad person, the reputation of the Dursley family will be completely ruined!"

"I do think that if anyone knew I had been to your house, it would give you a reputation

Noisy.But I obviously don't want you to do anything with my name, so I apparated in. "Zhang Heyang handed over a business card from the coffee table with a calm expression.

"Phantom... I'm sorry, what?" Petunia's eyes showed a look of disgust, as if she saw something extremely disgusting. She pursed her thin lips and said this sentence in a mean tone, and quickly said it again He closed his mouth again, as if he was afraid of being contaminated.

"Apparate, madam. Don't tell me that your sister has never performed it in front of you. Although Lily Potter was best at Potions during her school days, she was an outstanding graduate of Hogwarts." Zhang Heyang Petunia's self-deception was exposed mercilessly, and Vernon tried to pretend that he didn't know magic. But when you were a child, you seemed to have written a letter to Dumbledore requesting to study at Hogwarts, right?

So, jealousy between women is really terrible, even if they are biological sisters.Then again, Lily is good at Potions, and James is good at Transfiguration, but Harry's best test has always been the Defense Against the Dark Arts taught by him. This is worth pondering.

Among the four people back then, the one who was best at this course seemed to be Sirius Black, right?

"Oh!"

The shouts of realization echoed in the living room. No wonder Sirius also bought Harry such an expensive Firebolt during his escape. You must know that the wealth of the Black family was transferred to other members by Sirius' mother, and Sirius was Poor jingle bell.Who can do this without being a pro?

It's over, it's over, the case has been solved, what should I do now?Shall I tell him, kid, that your name is actually Harry Black?

It's so exciting. How did you say that?Not as delicious as dumplings, not as fun as...

"To shut up!"

Before Zhang Heyang could think of the key point, he was interrupted by Vernon's rude roar. He yelled at Zhang Heyang angrily: "Listen, please don't do such strange behavior in my house, or we will take measures." ! You wretched guys who hide in the dark and play tricks! I want..."

Vernon couldn't continue speaking just in the middle of what he said. He was like a duck that had been strangled by the neck. There was a weird "quacking" sound in his throat, but he couldn't say the second sentence.

Because he glanced at the business card he wanted to throw out and it said: "He Yang Zhang, one of the major shareholders of Microsoft, and a Windows system developer."

These two simple lines seemed to have magical powers, no, they calmed down the Dursleys more than magic.

When Vernon spoke again, his face was already full of flattery and flattery, and his small eyes were almost invisible on his fat face, "Sir, I... I don't know very well, it turns out you are... Yes...ahem, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

"You are such an ugly fool, Dursley." Hagrid, who was behind Zhang Heyang, couldn't help but sneered.

Vernon was startled, as the giant's voice seemed to blast a muffled thunder in his ears, but he calmed down immediately and continued to think of ways to please Zhang Heyang.

Just kidding, we are all adults, what does face mean in front of money?Can it be eaten?