hogwarts chef

"Are you really sure that the man said his name was Stuart Leonard?"

In a huge manor with beautiful scenery, there is a small round table. On the small round table are fine wines that are almost no longer available.Next to the round table are two wicker chairs, and two men sit opposite each other.

Both men have light blond hair, pointed faces, thick eyebrows and big eyes. They look like brothers who have not been out of the fifth server. The only difference is that the older one is a little pale.

"Of course I'm sure. I've already checked. The stupid and arrogant Yankee claims to be the strongest man in the world." The pale middle-aged man was the patriarch of the Keith family who was killed by Zhang Heyang in the cake shop. He was just passing by that day, but thinking about the holiday he had with Hagrid when he was in school, he made a sarcastic comment, but it turned out to be bad luck.

"But what is the most powerful man in the United States doing in the UK? With his strength and status, he should be in a high position in the United States. If he comes to the UK rashly, will the Ministry of Magic not know about this?" The man opposite Keith shook his head. Holding the goblet, looking at the wine as red as blood inside, he asked lightly.

"Hmph, the Yankee has been dissatisfied with us Britain for a long time. He is also known as the strongest man in the world. He probably came to Dumbledore for a duel!" Keith grabbed the wine glass bitterly and said loudly: "Transfiguration, Al , Transfiguration! In each of our fifth grade OWLs exams, as long as the Transfiguration Technique can reach 'O', it can be used as a membrane technique!"

The more Keith talked, the more excited he became. He couldn't help but stand up, waved his arms desperately, stared at his eyes and shouted: "Wave your magic wand, turn the table into a horse, and then trample me to serious injuries! Not that Lun Who else could Nader be?"

"Keep your voice down, brother, can a wizard's physical injuries be called serious injuries?" Al Keith casually glanced at his brother and said, "Even if his transformation technique has reached the highest level, a horse can trample and hurt him. The current head of the family who is homesick?”

"Ahem," Keith's face turned red, "I was lying on the ground before, and my head was buzzing from his trash talk."

"Excellent fighting skills, he is indeed a strong man."

Al snapped his fingers, put down his glass and said, "However, this does not prove that he is Leonard. According to what you said, he stayed with Hagrid and went to buy cakes together. As we all know, Hagrid is such a fool. He was Dumbledore's loyal lackey. When we were in school, he even faced the wrath of our Keith family for Hagrid. If it were really Leonard, would he be so close to Hagrid?"

"This..." Keith hesitated for a moment, then said decisively: "I don't know what's going on, but that guy speaks pure English, and it's incredibly vulgar. It's completely different from the pronunciation of our ancient British aristocrats. It can't be faked. of."

Of course, Zhang Heyang speaks American English. He learned English from Little Overlord since he was a child, and he had endless fun.At that moment, Li Yang, Yu Minhong, and Wuli Taotao were possessed by their souls. He was not fighting alone, and he would not lead the dog easily!

"I want a leash!"

Zhang Heyang lay on the table, sticking out his tongue and breathing heavily like a dead dog.The cake with more than [-] dragon eggs was really delicious. Watching the cakes next to him eating as if they were some delicacies in the world, Hagrid was in awe. Talent!

No wonder he likes Dumbledore so much, as perverted as the old gay's weird taste.

"I said, what happened to that grandson just now? He attacked you when he came up. It seems to me that he had a premeditated plan!" Zhang Heyang felt sad for the Harry Potter he was about to see, and added twenty dragon eggs to make him a living flower. You paid me more than 80 galleons, so go ahead and enjoy yourself, little brother.

"Oh, him." Hagrid was immersed in the cake with weird taste and raised his face buried behind the huge cake (twenty dragon eggs were too many, so they had to make a huge cake suitable for giants) , said vaguely:

"The prefect of Slytherin at that time, the president of the male student council, and the current patriarch of the pure-blood aristocratic Keith family. He had a little trouble with me, and Dumbledore took action. Although

I was the victim, but he was the one who suffered the loss. He has been resentful of me all these years. "

"Death Eater?" Zhang Heyang played with the wand made of thousand-year-old sea yellow. This thing can be used as a toy!

"Maybe. Most of the pure-blood families are, especially the nobles. Of course, there are also existences like the Potter family and the Weasley family that are against the mysterious people." Hagrid lowered his head and continued to eat wildly.When he ate the cake, he didn't use a spoon or fork at all. Instead, he dug into the huge cake from a silver plate.

"Then why did he have a problem with you?" Zhang Heyang was curious. Hagrid had always been hiding in a corner of the Forbidden Forest as his gamekeeper and key keeper, even though there were many children from the Snake Yard with noble backgrounds who liked to taunt him. Hagrid came to show their nobility, but it wasn't Dumbledore's turn to take action, right?

"It's not Aragog! Oh, it was an Acromantula I raised when I was in school." Hagrid was still furious when he remembered this incident. He grabbed his beard with his hands filled with cream and egg liquid and said: "It has bred many offspring in the Forbidden Forest - their venom and fangs are particularly valuable, and the spider webs are also treasures, as well as the Thestrals and Sniffers I raised. To be honest, guarding such a bunch of valuable things , I don’t even know how I live in such misery.”

Hagrid wiped his hands on the black coat that looked like it was modified from the curtains of the ten-meter-high floor-to-ceiling windows in the castle, and continued: "Then they were spotted by those boys! The seventh-grade students are adults and have strong abilities. He is very strong. He probably wanted to prove his ability to the family or something. He wanted to enter the Forbidden Forest to kill, but I stopped him."

"Killing magical animals on campus is a very serious matter. Of course I reported it to Dumbledore, who dealt with them seriously and almost expelled Keith."

Hagrid said angrily: "Later, this kid also wanted to use his family to force Dumbledore to bow his head, make the school withdraw its punishment against him, and kick me out of Hogwarts completely. Of course Dumbledore did not agree, and he also It’s natural that he hates me.”

"What happened next?" Zhang Heyang began to take out a letter from his bottomless pocket.

"Later?" Hagrid scratched his head disdainfully and said: "Due to character issues, Dumbledore deducted points from eight O's in the NEWTs examination to an A, and almost failed to graduate. But who said he had a huge family behind him? What? Even though he is a scumbag, he still does well, and he is not the same person as me."

"It's a big family!" Zhang Heyang smiled and didn't take it seriously. He was born with a golden key in his mouth. How can you expect him to live as well as Diao Si?Working hard is bullshit in peaceful times.However, Dumbledore was merciful and deducted his test results to end the problem. Zhang Heyang was a gangster, so he put his head on his head and beat him hard.

"There is nothing special about a big family. I admire people who are capable." Hagrid looked at Zhang Heyang with admiration and said, "Just like Dumbledore and you, you don't have any prominent family background, but you have such a great family background." Strong strength. We were still in Bath just now, and you took me to Surrey so quickly!"

"According to what you said, you should also admire Voldemort." Zhang Heyang said nonchalantly, completely ignoring the fact that Hagrid next to him shivered after hearing the name, and muttered something like "Character is the most important thing." " of" and the like.

"Okay, let's get down to business. These two ridiculous Muggles actually thought that they would be fine if they nailed the mailbox and doors and windows. To be fair, if I hadn't been a people's teacher, I would have blown open the door of his house right now."

Zhang Heyang took out his magic wand and made the letters very small. They seemed to have wings and flew under the two dozen eggs one by one. The two dozen egg boxes had addresses written on them, and it read: "To Privet Drive, Little Whinging District." No. 4, the Dursleys."

I just watched the new version of Running Man. The copyright dispute has been resolved by changing the name of Running Man to Running Man. Even the logo has not been changed. This is really full of sincerity. I almost shed tears when I saw it.

But then again, the show is still really good to watch, Di Lieba is so beautiful ヾ(????)?~ By the way, Fatty is my goddess, and I, Guan Xiaotong, are the goddess, it’s just amazing, full marks recommended!