hogwarts chef

"I keep taking showers, where is the greasy wet sister."

"Dragon-slaying sword, click to get it. Top-quality equipment, maxed out in one second."

"Yidao is level 888. I am Lin Zicong. I am waiting for you in the ** world."

"I am Gu Tianle, I am a man, I play in the world."

"Damn, are you stupid?" In a university dormitory, a man in front of the computer slammed his mouse and cursed angrily: "Who is going to play such a stupid game? These celebrities are also stupid. They are not afraid of endorsing this kind of stuff. You don’t have the eyesight to give birth to a child?”

"What's wrong, Big Bird?" the roommate in the dormitory next to him asked.

The man who threw the mouse was named Zhang Heyang, a senior student. Because his name contained the character "Crane", he was nicknamed Big Bird growing up, which gave him an advantage.But whether it's big or not, Zhang Heyang doesn't have a girlfriend, so I can't tell.

Hearing his roommate's question, Zhang Heyang turned around with a painful look on his face and said: "Aren't you annoyed by these inferior web games? How much money do you think they have? They advertise all over the network every day, pop-up windows and so on. It’s all this, with this crappy picture quality, who’s going to play it? When I watch Harry Potter, I have to watch him brag about his awesomeness for 75 seconds.”

"You blame me?" The roommate spread his hands and said with a smile: "I told you to join us to get a YouKu membership, but who told you not to buy it?"

"It's not worth it. We have to watch their advertisements when we are supposed to enjoy things." Zhang Heyang waved his hand. His family was indeed not rich, but he was not poor either. The reason why he did not add membership to the video website was because he simply felt it was not worth it. .

In the early years, there were no ads at all when watching videos online. Why do you have to spend money to enjoy this treatment now?

"If it doesn't work, just play. You have a lot of time anyway, and you can wait for the commercials. Why don't you check out this game?" The roommate gave Zhang Heyang advice from the side.

Compared with other students who are busy looking for jobs and taking postgraduate entrance examinations abroad, Zhang Heyang writes novels on China Literature's website. Although he is still a small fan, he can earn at least [-] to [-] yuan a month. A small city is enough to live comfortably.Therefore, besides coding, he spends a lot of time every day, which makes all his friends envious.

"Tch, it's a waste of life." Zhang Heyang had no choice but to click in from the pop-up window, wanting to see what kind of bitch the greasy sister Shi was.

Clicking on the disgustingly simple game screen, he created a mage account and started following the novice guide to complete tasks from the novice village.

"blow!"

Zhang Heyang received the mission and walked outside the Novice Village. As soon as he chopped down the pig, his whole body was enveloped by a light, and then he heard a voice coming from the stereo.

"Ding, congratulations to the player 'Big White Crane' for reaching the level with one strike, achieving the status of god, and being admired by thousands of people."

"Is there something wrong with this game?" Zhang Heyang looked at his max-level account in shock, and I just chopped the pig!

"Congratulations to the player for reaching the level. Would you like to start the battle in the magical world? Yes/No."

Zhang Heyang didn't care. As a novice, he just followed the instructions and determined the process of automatically finding paths and killing monsters. He didn't even see clearly, so he just clicked "Yes".

Then he felt dizzy and didn't know anything anymore.

When I woke up again, I found that I bumped into an old foreign lady.

Zhang Heyang panicked at that time. He has been a good student since he was a child. The last time he got into a fight was in kindergarten. He had never had a physical conflict with anyone, let alone knocked down an old man.His family was not poor, but they were by no means rich. Thinking about how he would have to pay millions if he was framed for helping an old man, Zhang Heyang's voice even sounded a little tearful.

"Auntie, are you okay? Uncle, are you okay?"

"Young man, calm down first." The old man opposite was holding a wooden stick and looked like he was going to hit himself. Zhang Heyang couldn't calm down at all.

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The old man in front of him was wearing a robe, a purple cloak that reached the floor, and a pair of high-heeled boots with buckles.Behind the half-moon-shaped glasses, a pair of bright blue eyes sparkled.His nose was long but twisted and appeared to have been broken at least twice.

There was an aura called "wisdom" lingering around the old man, and the blue eyes behind his spectacles shone through like X-rays. Zhang Heyang felt as if he had been stripped naked and stood in front of the old man, and all the private parts of his body were visible. It was so transparent that it made Lingling shiver.

"It shouldn't be." Instead, two clouds of fog rose in the old man's eyes, and his expression became a little more nervous. "Very good Occlumency. Young man, you are very strong."

"Huh? What?" Zhang Heyang was a little dumbfounded, uncle, you are already this old, but you still speak like a middle-class person, okay?

Now, Zhang Heyang finally calmed down and thought about his experience carefully.

"I'm obviously playing games in the school dormitory. Where is this place? Where did these two old foreigners come from?" He looked at the surrounding environment, then looked at the unconscious woman on the ground vomiting blood and the woman opposite him. The old man, who had a defensive look on his face, had a ridiculous idea arise in his heart.

Time travel, this is the legendary time travel.

He must have traveled to the world of the game, and the inexplicable dialog box just now was the entrance to the game.Thinking of this, Zhang Heyang felt that he seemed to have found the key to the problem. No wonder the old man spoke so well. For NPCs, it was normal for him to speak well.

After confirming the situation, Zhang Heyang became less nervous and nodded: "Well, uncle, I don't know which village chief or teleporter you are. Let's take my aunt to the hospital first to treat her injuries."

Zhang Heyang said, calling out the game panel in his mind, and sure enough, the mini map, character attributes, etc. were all displayed in front of him, which made him more sure of his guess of traveling through the game.

"Let me see... there is only a mana bar and no health bar. A full-level mage with all skills maxed out. It's awesome. It's a pity that he traveled through time without revealing the divine equipment and all the sub-professionals at full level. This is how to travel through time. The key point of the game is Goldfinger!"

While Zhang Heyang was complaining, he suddenly noticed from the corner of his eye that his blue bar was steadily falling, and the dot representing the old man on the opposite side of the map turned red.

This is what it means to attack your own enemies!

"Old man, what's your surname? Although I shouldn't have bumped into my aunt, you didn't attack me as soon as you got up, right?" Zhang Heyang's face was ugly. If he was really an old man, I would have admitted it if you hit me a few times, but this is In the post-travel world, the older you get, the more awesome you become. Even if you are at full level, you might be instantly killed.

"As I said just now, my surname is Dumbledore." The old man said slowly.

"Dumbledore?" Zhang Heyang sneered, "Pull him down, I still have Voldemort!"

"Oh, you also know about Voldemort?" The old man's gaze seemed to go straight into Zhang Heyang's heart, and the feeling of being seen through became even stronger.

Zhang Heyang trembled, and the uncomfortable feeling quickly disappeared, but he found that his mana dropped faster.

Zhang Heyang became angry at that time and shouted: "I told you, don't rely on your old age and act like you are old. It's my fault that you hit someone, but if you attack me again, don't blame me for taking action!"

"It's so easy to resist Legilimency that I can't see through it." The old man's eyes became a little sharper.

Feeling that the blue bar was falling faster, Zhang Heyang couldn't bear it anymore. He made a fireball with one hand and threw it at the old man.

It's easy to say but don't listen, so we have to start fighting!

ps: Although I traveled back in time while watching the Harry Potter movie, the plot, including various translations, are based on the original translation by the People's Literature Publishing House. To be honest, I have only seen the Sorcerer's Stone when I was in elementary school. The first-grade school organized a viewing, so I basically only knew the content of the original book, and I would only write according to the content of the book.