hogwarts chef

"Dear He Yang, my habit of joking around is not very good. You know, I am getting old and I am not very able to accept shocks."

Dumbledore's smiling voice came from the receiver. With a cheerful tone, he said vaguely: "I am eating barbecue and drinking beer on the streets of Germany. I have to say, it has been more than 100 years. I’ve never found a better place to drink beer than in Germany.”

"Shut up Dumbledore! Get out of your ridiculous tricks!" Zhang Heyang yelled at his elder brother through gritted teeth.

"He Yang, sometimes I really feel that you don't look like a young man, and life is less interesting than an old man like me." Dumbledore seemed to have shaken his head, because the jewelry jingled against the unknown somewhere. .

Soon Zhang Heyang heard that the noise in the receiver became smaller. It was obvious that Dumbledore had walked to a quiet place and his speech became much clearer. It seemed that he had swallowed the food in his mouth.Zhang Heyang could even imagine Dumbledore casually wiping his greasy hands on his beard.

This old gay guy doesn't seem to have any other hobbies in his life, he just likes to eat.But such a foodie has endured the dark British cuisine for more than 100 years, and he still seems to be very delicious and proud of his hometown's food. It makes Zhang Heyang want to go back and slap him in the face with the eight major cuisines of the Manchu-Hanban Banquet.

"Okay, He Yang, please tell me."

"Listen Dumbledore, I'm in China now, yes, not that tiny place, but the mainland behind. I feel like I won't be able to get out. You have to find a way for me, otherwise you'll find your black man again. Go, Professor and Dean of Magical Defense!" Zhang Heyang shouted at his elder brother angrily.

"You said you were - wait, He Yang, I told you about the dangers of this place, right?" Dumbledore's tone was instantly full of doubts, surprise, anger, and even some horror, "You really Yes, yes, did you really go there?”

"Of course I'm going! If you keep talking nonsense, my magic power will probably be gone!" If possible, Zhang Heyang wanted to throw two arcane novas on this old faggot's head. When was it? reason?

"Well, no wonder you don't use magic to contact me. It's lucky. I, an old man, like to go to the Muggle world." Dumbledore had no idea. Not even Voldemort dared to enter such a place, and he couldn't get out of it. Looking for people inside, "Listen, can you determine your location?"

"I should be a little east of the center of this land. Even if you tell me, you don't dare to come. Why do you ask?" Zhang Heyang looked at the blue bar that was gradually and steadily descending, and he was worried.

"Calm down, He Yang, calm down." Dumbledore's voice seemed to be filled with magic and could be transmitted even through a Muggle phone. "Are you really sure that you are from there?"

"Nonsense, of course I am sure! I am more sure than I am sure about your relationship with Grindelwald!" Zhang Heyang's face was ugly. He was from Shandong, the hometown of serious saints. If he is not Chinese, then no one is. .

"Listen, although I don't know why you still say you are from there when you have never been there," Dumbledore said in a steady voice without asking Zhang Heyang why he knew that he and Grindelwald had never expressed their feelings verbally. He said: "But if you are sure, relax your mind and feel it. You are a child of this land. No mother will care about her child."

If your son is unfavorable, relax your mind. "

"Here we go again..." Zhang Heyang covered his forehead in pain, and Dumbledore's theory of love conquering the world came up again, "Do you really have no other option?"

"I am now disapparating to Hong Kong, ready to pick you up." Dumbledore's voice sounded a little more funny, "We are doing something special, kid. Don't tell anyone. We won't do anything without getting in touch with the local Ministry of Magic." Apparating across borders would be considered aggression."

"No wonder those grandsons in the United States are so unfriendly to me." Zhang Heyang muttered, and shouted to his elder brother who didn't know why he could still connect even though there was no signal base station: "I know! Goodbye!"

"You're such a troublesome little guy." Dumbledore shook his head and drew a few characters with his wand in the air. Then the characters burned in the air and finally calmed down. "Let's go, Fawkes." , I heard that your phoenix species first originated from that magical continent, let’s go and see your hometown.”

"Wow!"

A melodious bird song sounded, and the air beside Dumbledore suddenly burned, and then a large fiery red bird appeared next to Dumbledore.

The feathers on its body are very beautiful, and its long tail drags out a long string of sparks in the air.The beautiful big eyes blinked at Dumbledore, the fire light flashed again, the phoenix disappeared, and also missing was the tall old man who had been standing there just now.

Zhang Heyang thought about Dumbledore's unreliable suggestions and wanted to scold her, "Relax, why should I... wait a minute!"

Zhang Heyang's eyes suddenly lit up, and the summoned throbbing in his heart was still there. Not only did it not disappear, but it became stronger and stronger. How about following this throbbing wholeheartedly?

Just do it, there is no better choice anyway.Zhang Heyang immediately closed the character attribute panel, and regardless of how much his mana dropped, he followed the throbbing in his chest, lay down on the ground, and got close to the land, clearly feeling the energy of this mysterious ancient land.

If it were Voldemort or even Dumbledore, it would be impossible for him to do it as simply as Zhang Heyang did.Their strength comes from their own hard training. Every step they take is like walking on thin ice. Every step is difficult. They cannot just ignore the dissipating magic power.

But Zhang Heyang was different. Before and after he became a full-level mage, the difference was that he chopped a pig with a knife.He didn't think this was a difficult matter, so he naturally didn't take it seriously.

Coupled with Dumbledore's words, Zhang Heyang strengthened his belief. Would any mother hurt her child?Even if it is really hurt, so what, I will die on this vast land of China, where countless heroes and miracles have emerged, and where I was born and raised.

Zhang Heyang, who was lying on the ground, listened quietly, as if he could hear the beating pulse of this land. The historical scenes he had learned in his previous life were flowing before his eyes. The Yellow Emperor fought against Chiyou, the King of Qin conquered Liuhe, the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties. The more he thought about it, the more he understood. I feel clear in my heart, and I also feel that this land is clearer and closer.

Gradually, the heart beat faster and faster, and finally exploded like a volcano, and Zhang Heyang's soul seemed to fly into the clouds.Looking down, I saw that my "body" was still in the distance, still lying on the ground.

"This is..." Zhang Heyang looked at the ground in horror, thinking of an incredible possibility.