hogwarts chef

"This incantation to invite gods requires more than just reciting the incantation. It also requires a series of sacrificial rituals."

In the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, Harry, who seemed to have taken over Professor Zhang's position, had a smug look on his face, bragging to more than 100 people in the audience.

"In this method, you take a sip of the divine water, secretly wish to the gods, and breathe out a lotus flower from the void. This lotus flower will circle around the castle three times and finally stop in the middle."

"Oh my god, is it so amazing?"

The students who paid the money in the audience looked surprised. It was the first time they heard about this kind of magic.

"That's not all, we still have to beat gongs and drums to invite gods to receive immortals."

Harry continued to brag on the podium. In terms of bragging, he had already surpassed his teacher Lockhart in this field. "It requires a whole set of operating procedures. In the end, when your lotus flower stands, you're done." , this spell will be considered successful.”

"Next, I'm going to experiment with my roommate Ron." Harry pointed at Ron, and the silly man who had not yet shown the characteristics of a silly man stood up with a face of surprise.

I just said that I should be given some special treatment. The savior has been asleep for many months. How could such a pure py transaction not have the preferential treatment to learn first?

"Old man, tell me, what do you want me to do?" Ron asked excitedly: "I'll do whatever I'm told, without any ambiguity."

When Harry saw that his brother was giving such honor, he said happily: "You don't have to do anything, just watch me invite the gods to pick up the immortals and play gongs and drums."

Ron was stunned, "Where are the gongs and drums?"

Harry was also stunned, he didn't have any at hand.

"I have"

A blond middle-aged man waved his magic wand, and the cup on the table turned into a gong.

There are not many adult wizards with high magic powers in the audience who have paid money to listen to the lectures, and there are even many combat mercenaries who walk on the line of life and death. For them, the bonus buff spell such as the God's Curse can even be said to be the second. Two lives, so someone soon conjured a gong.

"That won't work."

Harry frowned and said: "Transfiguration cannot change the essence of things, but the God-inviting Curse needs to resonate from the essence. Transformation will not work, and it must be a real gong."

The transformation technique can only last for a period of time. Once the magic power dissipates, the transformed object will return to its original appearance. It can be said that it is just a real deception method that is suitable for a short period of time.

I also wonder how the Weasley family could be so poor if Transfiguration could really transform everything they need.

Apart from anything else, it wouldn't be difficult to renovate the Burrow, right?

Obviously, Mr. Arthur did not want his family to be smashed into pieces in their sleep, so he gave up the tempting idea of ​​using transfiguration to transform the house.

The blond man who conjured the gong spread his hands, "Then there's nothing I can do."

After all, we, the British, have our own national conditions here. At worst, we don’t care about this thing. Who has a gong on his face?

"Isn't this a fool?" Harry felt a headache, "You can't change without the gong."

There was a commotion in the audience. So many gold galleons were paid for one class, just for this invitation to the gods, and now they were blocked by the gong.

It doesn't matter if it's somewhere else. Apparition is so convenient. Where can I get a mouth gong?

The problem is that the ancient magic of Hogwarts cannot even disapparate Voldemort.

"Refund"

"That's right, isn't this a scam?"

"Refund, must refund"

A commotion started in the audience. No one's money comes from the strong wind. Even if you are the savior, you are not as lovable as Jin Gallon.Seeing that their money was going to be wasted, people were naturally furious.

"Everyone, everyone"

Harry casually ordered a "loud voice" for himself, and blew out a breath of Dantian Qi, which shook the whole audience. "The problem must be solved, but no matter what, non-refundable tickets are the purpose of our savior training class."

"I'm such a grumpy little boy"

The mercenaries in the back row who were licking blood from their knives had bad tempers. As soon as they slapped the table, a few strong men stood up, took out their wands and started to fight, "get him"

"Fuck"

Harry hid behind Ron and said, "Brother, save me."

"Brother, are you making trouble with me?"

Ron's face turned pale, "Do you think I can beat anyone who can't handle it?"

"In this way, use your head as a gong to hit, and it will sound the same."

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Ron pondered for a second, "How about I find you a piece of pork and you pound it?"

"You are stupid. If you want to learn this spell, you will die in person. If you show your future, the immortal grandpa will forgive you for not having a gong. Do you understand this?"

The savior tried his best not to get beaten, "Everyone, if you hit the person who wants to learn, the effect will be doubled."

"Quick, quick, start." Time was running out. If the idiots in the audience reacted, Harry estimated that he might not just break his leg. He quickly pulled Ron over, "Stand still, I'm going to ask God." "

"When I hit your head here, your mouth will make a clanging sound, just like hitting a gong."

Harry ordered and said, "One, two, three, four, five."

Then he pulled out the equipment that exploded from the hands of the Halloween troll, the troll's short stick, and reached out to hit Ron on the head.

"Brother, we don't have any grudges, right?" Ron held back the urge to urinate and looked at the head of the giant stick that was three times bigger than his head and said, "Can you hit it with a wand?"

"Let's do it." He reluctantly agreed, pulled out his wand and hit the red-haired head twice, "Quick, shout."

"Oh, bang, bang." Ron was so painful that he almost jumped up. Later, he thought that the incantation was in progress, so he held it back and recited a few words with a cry.

"Golden Wood Fire and Fire"

"Bang, bang"

"It takes a trick"

"Bang, bang"

“I still have to count from the beginning.”

"Wait a moment"

Ron stretched out his hand to stop Harry, with an ugly expression on his face, "Brother, I may not be as stupid as you think, and I've let you down. If you sincerely want to hit someone, see if those big brothers in the back row can do it."

"Ahem, multiple times to show respect." Harry looked at the strong men in the back row, compared his own figure, and decided to forget it, "Since you don't want to, I will continue reading."

"One, two, three, four, five, metal, wood, water, fire, earth"

"Bang, bang"

"If you want to do a trick, you have to grab some dirt." He turned around and looked at Ron's ugly face, and said quickly: "Just hold on for a while, that's all."

"Bang, bang"

"The first is to invite the heaven and earth to move, the second is to invite the ghosts and gods to be frightened."

"Bang, bang"

"Please bring me tens of thousands of dollars, and then ask for scumbag articles."

"Bang, bang"

"Please arrive early in the morning, and please arrive late in the evening. If you don't arrive, let me know with a gong."

"Bang, bang"

"Invite the gods to pick up the immortals, carry eight large sedan chairs, pour clean water on the streets, and pave the roads with loess."

"哐哐哐哐哐哐哐哐哐"

After Harry finished reading the last sentence, he suddenly reached out to take the cup. He drank the water in the cup in one gulp, his eyes widened with anger, and he tapped his hands very fast, which made Ron yell a lot.

A quarter of an hour later, Ron couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "Boss Bo, you really want to squirt!"

"Squirt" Harry wiped his mouth, "If you didn't stop earlier, I would have swallowed all this."