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"Rude savages."

Slytherin snorted disdainfully: "You know how to fight and kill when things happen, and you don't have the magnanimity and cultivation of a magician. Gryffindor, you stupid guy is really a shame to the magician world."

"Ever since the great sage Merlin reformed the magic system, we practitioners of magic have been calling ourselves wizards. You moldy old man, I think you'd better stay in a dark dungeon for the rest of your life."

Not to be outdone, Gryffindor's soul retorted, "Yes, yes, you still have a dungeon in the Hogwarts castle, and you actually built such a thing in a place where people are taught and educated. You are such a crazy person. Do you know that villains usually don’t survive more than three chapters in novels?”

"I think you want to die again." It was clear that Slytherin was the only voice, but Harry somehow seemed to clearly see a vertical pupil like a poisonous snake in his mind, cold and formidable, compared to the one just now Snape was even more so.

"Okay, okay," the kind-hearted Hufflepuff began to come out to smooth things over. "We are all magicians. Don't speak with such anger. You are also a powerful magician who is famous all over the world. This is not in line with you. identity of."

"That bull can also be considered a magician." Slytherin's voice was very contemptuous, as if he had seen something dirty. "His ability to swing a giant sword with both hands is quite good, let alone magic. Fighting and killing, in the end It’s suitable for a barbarian like him who comes from a remote mountain family.”

"I said," Harry couldn't help but ask in his mind, "Do you usually follow this process for sorting?"

"Hey, this kid can actually hear us." Ravenclaw, who had just fallen asleep and had never made a sound, suddenly woke up. "It's interesting. This kid is good. He has a very smart mind and a good mental talent. I want it in Ravenclaw."

You must know that the Sorting Hat is just a common soul speaking. The dialogue between the souls of these four people occurs at a deeper level. It is impossible to hear their dialogue without exceeding the human limit of Hogwarts Dean level strength.So for so many years, no one in the school except Dumbledore knew the secret of the Sorting Hat.

But Harry is high-tech, because he still has Voldemort's soul in his mind.Although Voldemort's strength was greatly reduced, the soul of the Horcrux remained in the state when it was divided, that is, during his heyday, and he was fully qualified to detect the exchange of souls of the four founders.

Of course, this kind of talent is difficult to inspire. In the original book, Harry didn't even know that he was Voldemort's Horcrux until he died in battle at the last moment.However, Professor Zhang is a spoiler and has known about this for a long time, so he is very strict with Harry's mental training and control.

In addition, a dozen thousand-year-old agarwood and thousand-year-old sea yellow magic wands are carried in the body, which has the effect of calming the mind and improving mental strength. Moreover, the communication between the four founders was not hidden intentionally, so everyone could hear it clearly.

Therefore, the sorting decision is made by the souls of the four founders and is discussed based on the specific situation of the students. Otherwise, I would really think that the sorting hat is so magical. You can know where this person should go and what his life development trajectory is by touching his head.

Then why did Dumbledore recruit Trelawney? It was enough to have this hat on the podium in the Divination class. There was already a ghost professor anyway, so there was no shortage of this hat professor.

"You want it," Gryffindor expressed dissatisfaction after hearing Ravenclaw's words, "Women should not interfere in men's matters."

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Crow, even Hufflepuff, who is known for his gentleness, couldn't bear it anymore, "Shut up, you barbarian, you men are really not a good thing. We should have killed all of you in the battle of Windhawk Gorge."

Harry secretly laughed in his heart, co-authoring Gryffindor is a straight male cancer. No wonder the other three founders have descendants whose blood is passed down to the world, and there is no descendant of Gryffindor.No wonder, this virtue can lead to a wife, my savior, live broadcast smashing eggs.

"Ha," Slytherin, who was lying on the gun, said in his usual tone, "Woman, you are playing with fire."

"Wait a minute, some elders." Harry couldn't bear it any longer and said angrily, "Should we be sorted first? There are so many people still waiting."

"Boy, come to Slytherin." Slytherin was the calmest, and instantly put aside his grudge against Gryffindor, and hissed: "You can become something great, you know, in just one thought, Slytherin It can help you achieve greatness, no doubt about it.”

"If I refuse, can you kill me?" Harry asked in a low voice.

"Of course," Slytherin said proudly: "Although I am just a remnant soul that has been lingering for thousands of years, it is enough to explode with all your strength and kill one of your deans. It is even more important to completely annihilate the soul of a novice like you. It was done casually.”

"Okay, I'll go to Slytherin." Harry held up the white flag decisively. Damn it, the four founders are so fierce, who can offend them?

"Don't listen to this venomous snake's nonsense," the fiery Gryffindor said angrily: "With the other three of us here, he dares to do it, let alone, we made a soul oath at the beginning, if we dare to destroy everything in the school for no reason, He will suffer backlash and his soul will be scattered. If he dares to touch you, he will die first."

As expected of a savior, he changed his mind without even taking a second: "Oh, I won't go then."

Gryffindor: ""

Slytherin: ""

What kind of person have you become that you can be so unruly? What about your dignity and integrity as a quasi-wizard? Is this president incapable of doing anything? Can't he check the admissions process?

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However, Gryffindor, who was obviously a little simple-minded, was happy the next moment, "Haha, you saw it, damn viper, your house has gone cold and will never produce good seeds. Come on, kid, join our Gryffindor family. , the Sorting Hat announces it, Grant."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute." Harry quickly stopped him. If he entered an academy founded by such a brainless player, would his intelligence be reduced? "I think it would be better to go to a place with a higher IQ."

"Then come to Ravenclaw." Ms. Ravenclaw said calmly with her usual cold tone: "Extraordinary intelligence is the greatest wealth of mankind."

"Fart, fart" The four founders did not have feminism at that time, not to mention that Gryffindor was originally a straight man and cursed: "A strong body can bring fearless courage. This is the only way to explore the world." tool"

For a while, the three of them started arguing again.

"Well, actually I want to go to Hufflepuff." Harry said weakly.

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The air suddenly fell silent, and tears streamed down Hufflepuff's face.What grudge do I have against you? Why did you cheat on me like this?