hogwarts chef

"Dumbledore, I think you did this carelessly."

In the banquet hall in the castle, a skinny man was sitting in the classroom seat behind the long table, waiting for the first-year students to come in for sorting, and said to Dumbledore, who was sitting in the middle.

This man had greasy black hair, straight and reaching his shoulders. It looked neatly trimmed, but it seemed as if it had not been washed for decades.He has a Roman-style aquiline nose, a sallow complexion, and his eyes are cold and unfathomable.

His tone was very unkind, but compared to Professor McGonagall's simple sternness, it even had a touch of contempt.

"Have it"

The old man sat in the middle of the long table, smiling and greeting the old students. While straightening his pointed wizard hat that had been knocked askew at some point, he asked doubtfully: "No, what do you mean?"

"I think in a school, at least one person should know who is qualified for what position, and who is not qualified for what position," the black-haired man was not disturbed by Lao Deng's gag, as if it had never changed. Wannian Hanbing said coldly: "And this person should be the principal."

"You are so absolute, Severus." Dumbledore adjusted his gold-rimmed glasses and smiled kindly: "Professor Zhang is definitely a qualified Defense Against the Dark Arts professor and a qualified academician." long."

"Really?" Severus Snape, who was the youngest dean in the history of Hogwarts and a famous young dean in the entire wizarding history, frowned coldly. .

"Of course." Lao Deng replied with a smile on his face without any trace of strangeness, but his heart was bleeding at the same time.Of course, my pants are on fire and my crotch is on fire. I don’t know how I can’t cure this weird thing after living for more than 100 years.

Dumbledore had an absolute smile on his face at this time, a model of inner pity.The greatest headmaster in the history of Hogwarts, known as the strongest white wizard on the face of the earth, was tortured by a young man under him and wanted to kill him every minute.

"Everything is ready, Dumbledore." At this moment, Professor McGonagall opened the door and came in, going straight to the point, "Can you bring them in? Is the Sorting Hat ready?"

"Okay, Minerva." Lao Deng swore that in more than 60 years, he had never felt that the old lady in front of him who always punished him was so cute. She could save people from embarrassing emotions. It was really better than saving people. The merit of life is still high, "Let the children come in, the door of magic is opened to them from this moment."

"Oh, I'll go" Harry suddenly shouted.

At this time, some accidents occurred in the hall outside the auditorium, and most of the freshmen began to scream, as if they had seen something terrible.

In fact, things that suddenly appear indoors are indeed worthy of people's fear.

About twenty ghosts suddenly jumped out from the wall behind them.These pearly-white, translucent ghosts glided across the room, whispering to each other, paying little attention to the first-year students.

They seemed to be arguing about something.A ghost who looked like a chubby little monk said: "He should be forgiven and forgotten. I say, we should give him another chance."

"My good monk, haven't we given Peeves enough opportunities? But he has given us all terrible nicknames. You know, he even

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Not even a basic ghost can reach me and say, what are you doing here?”

A phantom in a ruffled bodysuit suddenly spots freshmen.

No one dared to answer. Although it was already night, but this kind of thing was still a bit too exciting. Even though this was an old castle, it was a bit too scary for incorporeal players like you to just show up. Can't you regulate your own behavior?

With your random behavior like this, you are talking about the good ghosts of the new century and the four ghosts of building socialism with British characteristics. Are you qualified?

Other freshmen are also confused. There is something wrong with their mother here. Many children from pure-blood families begin to feel that this world is really full of tricks. The promised magical holy land, but I haven’t heard that there are unclean things in Hogwarts Castle.

At this time, a voice suddenly sounded, breaking the silence around it, "Wholesale peach wood swords, amulets, Bagua mirrors, sterling silver crosses and other evil-proof items, and undertake the business of exorcising evil spirits, sweeping away evil spirits, opening altars, etc. Eight Hearts and Eight Arrows Service, a five-star ghost hunting master comes to your door. If you place your first order, you will receive an instant discount of 500 galleons for a group tour of ten people. You will also get a basin of black dog blood and a pair of black donkey hooves."

Ghosts: ""

New students: ""

What's going on with this horse riding? Is this a place where you do business? What kind of player are you? Why do you have an exorcism business? Where did you come from? It's already the 21st century. This kind of feudal superstition is in my mind. Does a great capitalist country still have such a big market?

Everyone and the ghosts all turned their attention to the place where the sound came from, and then they saw a thin black-haired boy, and then they suddenly realized.

Oh savior

Then the crowd became excited: "Give me an exorcism package."

"I want a three-piece set to ward off evil spirits, including ten crosses, peach wood swords, and talismans."

"Oh, don't squeeze in, don't jump in line. Who the hell are you? Hey, boss, I want exorcism service. Please take me with you when I go out at level 3."

The quiet front hall suddenly turned into a vegetable market.

It’s no wonder that students are so gullible. That’s Harry Potter, the savior. Saving the world is his main job. He killed the dictator, Dark Lord, Mysterious Man, and a mere ghost at the age of one. What’s the point?

There was also the rich man who shouted crazily from behind: "Master, please complete the set. Master, I have fifty brothers here. Do you have any Dark Lord figures as souvenirs?"

Harry was also very happy, as long as he made money, these lovely classmates, as long as everyone gives me a little love, he suddenly found that it is not that difficult to pay off Zhang Laomo's money.

Intentionally or unintentionally, he reached out and lifted his bangs, revealing the lightning-shaped scar on his forehead.

The enthusiasm for buying is even higher.

Harry pointed his wand at his throat and said "loudly", and the huge voice swept the whole place, "Don't crowd, please be safe. Everyone has a share. If you are interested in buying, please go to my red-haired friend Ron Weiss." The number is drawn at the lottery. Odd and even numbers restrict travel, but purchase is restricted. It’s first come, first served.”

Then he winked at the confused Ron next to him and said, "I'll give you a [-]% commission. You don't need to thank me. This is how I help my brothers improve their economic situation without leaving my name. Just call me Lei Feng."