hogwarts chef

"Give."

Zhang Heyang casually threw out a stone that glowed red.

Dumbledore's face turned dark at that time. How can you object to me returning things? Why are you still carrying random things with you?

Lao Deng is not that pedantic person. What he is most proud of is that at the age of more than 100 years, he can still maintain a young and childlike heart. It is commonplace to make pranks and other things from time to time.

But you twirled your arm a few times in front of me, and threw it straight at the castle glass like a naughty child throwing rocks at other people's glass. What the hell, everyone is a membrane mage. Can you be civilized about this kind of thing that can extend your life? point

Can it still be in line with the core values ​​of socialism?

He drew out his wand at lightning speed and pointed it backwards. The magic stone flew out like a kite with its string cut off, as if an invisible string had fallen behind it again. It stopped for an instant and then flew back upside down.

Lao Deng stretched out his hand to take the magic stone with a smile, touched the honey syrup on his beard with the stone, and then stuffed it into his pocket.

If you don't show your true ability, you don't know what I, the strongest white wizard on the surface, mean.

When the old man looked back with a triumphant expression, he found that Zhang Heyang had already flashed to an unknown place.

This is my home court, can you please respect it?

The old man felt that his more than 100 years of training were all to restrain himself from blowing up Hogwarts when facing this guy.Co-author of Hogwarts, you can't use any basic method of space jump magic. It won't have any effect on you. After all, you are working under me. Can't you give me some face?

"Principal," a cold female voice sounded. It was obvious that Professor Zhang was not the only one who did not give face to the school leaders in this area, "If you continue to stand outside the castle and pretend to be crazy, the students will find out when they come, oh, my God, Huo Gwartz didn't start school this year. Think about it, he's the laughing stock of the entire wizarding world."

"Professor McGonagall," Dumbledore felt for the first time that this old lady was so unpleasant to look at. He chewed his teeth and said, "At your age, I think it is better to be quiet and enjoy life in peace. How about it? Do you want me to give it to you? Introduce a handsome old guy”

"boom"

Before Lao Deng could finish his words, he exploded on the spot.

fried

The old man with a black beard was holding half a bun and looked confused. Who am I? Where am I? What is this?

Damn hidden weapon

Before the old man could finish thinking about it, a warning signal suddenly occurred. He used the same gesture that Professor Zhang had used when he threw the magic stone just now, a hundred times faster than pulling out the magic wand. Toward the school lake.

"boom"

The strong explosion on the lake fully proved that Dumbledore exploded on the spot just now. It was not that Professor McGonagall couldn't bear to be a disrespectful old man and so used magic to blow him up, but that there was a hidden weapon.

The water waves on the lake were blown up to a height of more than ten meters, and the old man was hit with a chill.

Now the old man really wanted to pull out the Elder Wand and blow up Hogwarts.

Damn, crazy, terrorist attacks, where have I been hiding? I still haven’t escaped you. Don’t you want to do it anymore?

After spitting out half of the fish in his mouth and Grindylow holding the remaining half of the fish on his beard, Dumbledore looked at Zhang Heyang who had reappeared for some reason without expression, "I think it is necessary to talk to Mr. Filch." Talk to the Under 25s

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Regarding the education of the faculty, it might be a good idea to allow him to return to ancient punishments. "

"Look at you, this old man's life is not easy. Why are you causing trouble for him?" This step on the horse is funny. Let Filch deal with him, Old Devil Zhang, isn't it just trouble for this squib old man?

In fact, Zhang Heyang is also a bit shameless. Look at what he said. I really forgot something, so I sent it back. Why did I blow up the school leader? If it were placed in China, and he openly attacked the school leader, Even if you are lucky enough not to be expelled, probation and a major demerit are the most basic, and you must also be notified of criticism.

"What are you doing here?" Dumbledore tightened his grip on the Elder Wand and gestured to prepare for the big magic attack.

"Hey, look, Lord Voldemort attacked Gringotts, didn't he?"

Zhang Heyang threw out the verbal nuclear weapon in an understatement, which scared Professor McGonagall next to him and turned pale. "I don't think that the peace in the magical world may be coming to an end soon. With great power comes great responsibility. Fight against the evil forces." I’ve tinkered with the spirit of everyone’s responsibility for evil forces.”

With a wave of his magic wand, a table appeared out of thin air in front of the three of them. Professor Zhang began to take things out of his fourth-dimensional pocket.

"Principal, look, this is the steamed bun mine I invented. It can be eaten and can also blow up Voldemort." The first one to bear the brunt was the steamed bun that had just been fried black by Lao Deng. Zhang Heyang bit into half of it with a smile, "It tastes pretty good. , there are two types: pork and green onion stuffing and leek and egg.”

Then he threw the buns casually, and there was another loud roar on the lake. Lao Deng, who was close to the lake, once again felt like flying.Zhang Heyang held his wand a little in front of him in a gentlemanly manner, blocking the wave coming from the shop for Professor McGonagall.

"You have to be careful about getting cold, Professor McGonagall. I have to say that women are not suitable for such extreme sports of being soaked in cold water. Always having a magic shield ready is a very effective way to keep your body healthy."

Zhang Heyang's behavior made Professor McGonagall tremble. Who do you think is an ordinary old lady? Are you afraid of catching the cold? No, you only like the extreme sports of playing with water. Your whole family likes it.

However, Professor McGonagall didn't dare to do it, because there was a row of Aunt Jiang's steamed buns on the table in front of Zhang Heyang, and there were eggplants, carrots, cucumbers and other vegetables behind them. They looked ordinary, but

"These are vegetable mines." Sure enough, Professor Zhang's brain circuit was as magical as the anti-Japanese drama, and he used two vegetables to explode the lake twice more. The shore was almost full of blown fish. Hogwarts next There is no need to worry about the supply of aquatic products on the table for half a year.

"I think this kind of thing uses a spatial positioning array to transmit. It can't kill the Japanese eight hundred miles away. It's not a dream to kill the Death Eaters." Professor Zhang looked at Dumbledore proudly, and his face was filled with "Why?" "Come and praise me, am I great?"

"Oh, I'm cooking porridge on the stove." Zhang Heyang suddenly thought of something, slapped his forehead, and then disappeared suddenly, his voice still echoing above the grass, "I'm back in the kitchen. Please rest assured, school leaders, to ensure that every student can Eat a hot meal”

Can you be more fake when you are riding a horse? Your acting skills are even more exaggerated than Ouyang Nana. In my heart, you have been dead for ten years.

Before Dumbledore could come to his senses, the mermaid leader who couldn't bear the bombing in the lake roared and rushed forward, baring his teeth and claws at the old man and old lady, "Dumbledore, give me an explanation" in mermaid language.

"Get out!" The old man threw a dozen strange grenades on the table with a dark face.

"boom"

Before the mermaid leader could stand still, he was blown away and flew back to the bottom of the lake.