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Chapter 176 Wade’s wonderful metaphor
The way normal people speak is different from Wade's. Not only the way they speak, but also their way of thinking and brain circuitry are different.
Once Steve understood this fact, he learned to ignore Wade's trash talk and extract only the necessary information.
It wasn't until the plane landed that Steve was temporarily freed from Wade's harassment.
"aircraft carrier"
Wade was a little surprised by the SHIELD headquarters. Although this aircraft carrier looked different from ordinary aircraft carriers, this did not prevent him from complaining.
"Oh, as a sneaky department, a mobile headquarters is perfect for you."
Colson was used to Wade's bad words, but when it came to professional honors, he couldn't remain indifferent and argued:
"We are just in a unique situation where we need to hide our whereabouts."
Wade spread his hands and said deliberately:
"Hiding one's head and showing one's tail"
"You can change the description, for example, the dragon sees its head but not its tail."
A female voice sounded behind Wade.
"Agent Hill."
Coulson greeted the tall and tall agent who walked towards him, with his bangs combed sideways against his forehead and a cold temperament.
"This is Colonel Rogers, with Wade and Jessica."
Colonel was Steve's military rank before he fell into the glacier and was frozen. He fell into the glacier and was judged to have died. However, due to various reasons, the government and the military have not canceled Steve's military status.
Steve nodded slightly to Hill.
"Hello."
"Hello."
Hill nodded and said hello to Rogers, and specifically said to Coulson:
"The director asked you to go to the bridge when you come back."
"Feel sorry."
Coulson apologized to Steve and trotted away.
Wade didn't care about Colson's departure at all. Instead, his eyes lit up when he saw Hill. He reached out and touched his hair, then leaned forward and said:
"Agent Hill, would you like to have a drink with me after get off work?"
It was nothing more than a drink. Although he and Vanessa hadn't seen each other for almost two years, Wade didn't dare to put his fancy thoughts and preparations into practice.
Vanessa, who loves him then, will definitely not kill him, and she may not have the ability to kill him, but he doesn't want to try to use Vanessa's death line on his little head.
"Not interested in."
Hill refused expressionlessly. She had read information about Wade on the way here and knew how to get along with Wade.
Wade was not discouraged, but said even more energetically:
"Wow, me"
boom
With a bang, Wade drew an arc in the sky and flew out.
Hill was very fond of Jessica's actions, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said with a subtle smile:
"Well done, are you interested in joining S.H.I.E.L.D."
Steve watched Colson leave, ignoring Wade's farce, and saw Hill coming with him, wearing a cheap suit, as if he had just come back from a slum, with a slightly wider body, a simple face, but a scholarly temperament. The middle-aged man's eyes suddenly lit up and he stepped forward and said:
"Dr. Banner."
"Oh, Hello"
Bruce Banner was a little excited when he saw Steve greeting him. After all, he is the spiritual symbol of America. Even a genius like him who has received several doctorates grew up listening to Steve's stories.
Steve knew that the unattractive middle-aged man in front of him was incompetent, and he didn't talk about it in circles, so he said directly:
"I heard you can find the Rubik's Cube"
Bruce Banner laughed at himself:
"Is that all you've heard?"
Steve said seriously:
"That's all I care about."
""
When Bruce Banner heard this, he was immediately moved indescribably. Some people used him as a weapon, some people used him as experimental material, and some people regarded him as a monster. He even lost his girlfriend. Unexpectedly, he really met a man who He treats people like ordinary scholars.
Now Banner believes that the Steve Rogers in front of him is the captain in history.
"Do you find all this novel?"
Bruce Banner decided to retaliate and help Steve understand the world faster.
"Well, it seems familiar."
Steve accepted Banner's kindness, smiled and walked side by side on the deck with Banner, while chatting, understanding the weapons of the new era from the perspective of an erudite scholar, which was in sharp contrast to the hurried servicemen running around. contrast.
Hill didn't stop him and followed the two of them, chatting with Jessica at the same time, trying to dig into Bai Lu.
It wasn't until the crew on the deck had secured all the aircraft and other tools on the deck that Hill interrupted the exchange between Steve and Banner.
"Gentlemen, if you have any topics, let's discuss it on the bridge. It will soon become unbreathable here."
Steve had already noticed the changes in the service staff. Hearing this, he was about to ask when he suddenly heard a heavy mechanical sound under the front deck, and there were similar sounds from three directions.
"Will it turn into a submarine?"
Steve thought of some crazy ideas from the Second World War, and driven by curiosity, he couldn't help but walk to the edge of the deck.
Banner, who was walking side by side with Steve, laughed self-deprecatingly when he heard this:
"It seems they want to hide me in an airtight iron can at the bottom of the sea."
"oh"
Steve shook his head slightly, feeling that Banner's thoughts were a bit too pessimistic, but it was not a big problem if he could say it casually like a joke, and his knowledge of Banner was limited to the files and the few minutes just now, casually enlightening the class. If you accept it, it will be counterproductive.
The two walked to the edge of the deck, lowered their heads for a moment and saw the large whirlpool beside the deck. Soon, two fan turbines with a diameter similar to the width of the deck and complex structures came out of the water. The strong winds they brought caused Steve and Banner to They all have messy hair and can't open their eyes.
Banner took two steps back and said to himself:
"Worse than I thought."
As he spoke, all the service personnel on the deck had disappeared, and the distance to the water surface in his vision was also getting farther away at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"I think it's cool, but adding wings to an aircraft carrier is the worst idea I've ever seen."
Wade, who didn't know when he would come back, put his arms around Steve and Banner's shoulders, put his head between them and looked at the turbine in front, and complained:
"It's like a child born from a fish that pounced on a chicken. The most outrageous thing is that the child is actually an amphibious creature of the sky and the sea. What a fucking surprise."
Banner took Wade's hand away, stood a little further away, and said awkwardly but politely:
"This is the most disgusting metaphor I've ever heard."
Jessica gently touched Hill, who had an ugly face, with the tip of her elbow, and said softly:
"Seriously, hiring this guy was the worst decision your leader made in this operation."
""
Hill thought so too. She felt that Wade's bad mouth could offset the effect of his abilities, but she couldn't say anything. After all, it was the director's decision.
And with the headset turned on, the bald director could hear every word they said.
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