My elf is not normal

"Do you think I will believe your snake words and your saliva is dripping on the table?"

Lin Fan pointed at Xiao Zi who started drooling with a look of disgust.

“Cha Cha”

Upon hearing this, Xiao Zi quickly put down the elf egg in her mouth, and then began to wipe the saliva on the table with her tail.

Lin Fan couldn't stand it anymore, so he went to get a new towel and started to wipe Xiao Zi's saliva.

After getting rid of the drool on Xiao Zi's body, Lin Fan began to wipe off the drool on the elf egg.

"Really, can you control it? Do elf eggs really taste that good?"

Lin Fan still remembered how the information described the Arbor Snake:

Arbor snakes like to eat the eggs of bird elves. Because they swallow the food whole without chewing it, they sometimes choke and pass out.

Although the eggs of bird elves are Arbor Snake's favorite, the eggs of other elves also taste very good.

"Just fine, fine."

When Xiao Zi heard this, she nodded quickly and said that the elf egg tasted really good. She just took a lick and felt that the whole snake was about to fly up.

When Lin Fan heard this, he hit Xiao Zi on the head with his knife.

"You are still nodding. This is obviously wrong. Okay, you are not allowed to eat elf eggs in the future. Do you understand?"

Hearing what Lin Fan said, Xiao Zi could only reluctantly nodded to show that she understood.

"Chaba"

Seeing Xiao Zi nodding, Lin Fan could only breathe a sigh of relief.

Although Xiao Zi is usually very lazy, at least he still listens to himself. Since he agreed, he shouldn't eat it secretly.

"Then I can go out to pick up Xiaoxue."

"Chaba"

Xiao Zi shrugged her head and slowly climbed onto the sofa and continued to watch her own TV.

Through the control of the remote control, Xiaozi opened an animation called Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Although the plot of the animation is very interesting, it also has strange character settings.

Coupled with the happy water and delicious potato chips that you can get after you, these days are simply heaven compared to the days when I trained every day.

But less than 10 meters away from me, there are extremely delicious elf eggs.

On one side is the paradise that Snake misses, and on the other side is the hell where Fanfan will send himself down as long as he moves his mouth.

Oh, what can we do?

Xiao Zi had a very difficult time, but Lin Fan was very relaxed.

Luyin No. 1 Middle School was not very far from home, so Lin Fan arrived at the gate of Luyin No. 1 Middle School within a short walk.

There were many parents picking up and dropping off at the door, and it seemed that they were all welcoming their children who had just entered the first grade of junior high school.

After waiting for a while, Lin Fan soon saw a girl chatting and laughing with her classmates.

"Xiao Xue here"

Lin Fan was not afraid of embarrassment and quickly waved his hands and shouted.

Lin Xue seemed to feel a little embarrassed and rushed over to cover Lin Fan's mouth.

"Brother, stop shouting, it's so embarrassing."

"Hey, I came to pick you up out of kindness."

When I was at home, I was so attached to myself, but now I started to dislike myself when I came out.

Alas, this brother is really not easy to be like.

"Is this your brother, Xiaoxue? He's so good-looking. Big brother, do you have a girlfriend?"

puff~

Lin Fan almost swallowed his own saliva. He didn't expect that someone would directly ask if he had a girlfriend when they met.

"Judging from your reaction, I think there is no more. I have a sister at home. Do you want to introduce me to you?"

When Lin Xue heard this, she immediately became unwilling and quickly pushed her best friend aside.

"Okay, brother, let's go quickly."

After saying that, Lin Xue took Lin Fan's arm and started to move away from him.

"Who is this?" Lin Fan asked curiously.

"My best friend's name is Zhu Xin, but she actually wants to introduce her violent sister to you as soon as we meet. It's really too much."

Lin Xue said and stamped her feet angrily.

"How violent is a violent sister?"

I just met the hot-tempered An Wen this morning. I didn’t expect that there was a violent girl next to him.

"I don't know how violent it is. I just heard Zhu Xin talk about how violent her sister was, but she didn't mention the specific circumstances."

"Forget it, let's not talk anymore. Brother, let's go home quickly. I'm already hungry."

"Also, I want to hear what you did in the Magic City with your parents today."

Lin Xue jumped all the way, and Lin Fan began to talk about his experience in the Magic City.

Lin Xue also looked in disbelief when she heard that her parents had irresponsibly traveled around the world.

She even suspected that she was not her biological child.

"Then what will happen to our living expenses? Brother, your tuition fees are not covered."

Unlike ordinary high schools, Elf School is more of a private school and requires payment of tuition fees.

However, the tuition of elf school is not very expensive, only one thousand yuan per semester.

But Lin Fan is completely penniless.

When he thought of this, Lin Fan didn't care about anything else and quickly called his parents.

The call was quickly connected, and Lin Fan could even hear the two's loving speeches.

"Xiaofan, are you here to ask for tuition and living expenses?"

Wang Yao immediately guessed the purpose of Lin Fan's call.

"You are already 16 years old. You will be a high school student tomorrow. Now you have to start to abide by the ancestral precepts and start to be self-reliant, so don't ask us for living expenses."

Lin Fan: ""

What kind of family is this? I might as well start as a commoner. At least I don’t have to worry about tuition fees.

"and many more"

Lin Fan suddenly thought of something: "What about Xiaoxue? Xiaoxue has just entered junior high school, why don't you just ignore her?"

"Ah, that's it. I almost forgot about Xiaoxue."

Lin Fan's face was covered with black lines, how could he be such a mother.

Just when Lin Fan couldn't help but want to complain, Wang Yao spoke again on the phone.

"I remember putting some cash in my room. You and Xiaoxue can use this to find a way to get through the difficulties first. Ah, dear, you called me. Xiaofan, I won't talk to you anymore. Bye."

With that said, Wang Yao hung up the phone.

"Oh my god, what kind of parents are these? They are so irresponsible."

Lin Fan wanted to smash the phone in his hand, but he had to give up the idea when he realized that he had no money to repair it.

"What's wrong, brother? Did something happen?"

Looking at Lin Fan's appearance, Lin Xue revealed a hint of worry in her eyes.

In response, Lin Fan just smiled and touched Lin Xue's head.

"It's okay, it's just a small matter. Let's go home and make sweet and sour pork ribs for you today."

As an elder brother, how can I tell my sister that I don’t have enough living expenses?

It's really not possible to go work when school is over. At least the food needs to be taken care of.