Naruto: Six Paths Iruka

45.You can’t resist

After an allied betrayal and foreign invasion, Konoha finally returned to its former peace.

The new fifth-generation Hokage Kakashi said affectionately at the ribbon-cutting ceremony of the new Yile Ramen store: "Today, we can eat a bowl of ramen here with peace of mind, and we cannot do without the heroic people's children and ninjas around us. They are here. The border patrols day after day, eating military food pills and drinking mountain spring water in the tunnels and caves, guarding the frontier for us and resisting foreign enemies, in exchange for our safe environment, prosperous business, and affluent life Everyone here, there is no one who does not have a ninja at home, you are all Konoha's heroes."

He walked to the side and took Uncle Yile's hand and said to the audience: "You are a ramen master, and I am the village chief, but we are all public servants serving the people of the great land of fire."

The audience burst into tears and burst into warm applause. Kakashi walked to the audience and quietly asked Uncle Ichiraku: "How about free takeout for a year? It's not a loss."

Uncle Yile: "It's not a loss, it's not a loss, hahahahahaha, every day at 8 a.m., 12 noon, and 7 p.m., Iris will be delivered to you on time. Speaking of Kakashi-sama, eating takeout every day really hurts your body. Got it?"

"There's nothing I can do if I can't stand it," Kakashi said, "There are too many things. It's okay, I'll go back first."

Looking at the smoke after Kakashi's shadow clone disappeared, Iruka poked Uncle Ichiraku: "Well, the ribbon-cutting guest I introduced to you is not lower than me, right?"

"Very good, hahahahaha," Uncle Yile said happily, "By the way, do we have nothing to do now?"

Iruka: "Before Uchiha Itachi comes back to visit relatives, there is really nothing to do. Of course, I have to take those three boys to do missions to make money."

The Uchiha Itachi they were talking about had already mixed in the crowd and watched the ribbon-cutting ceremony.

"It turns out that he is the new Hokage," Itachi, wearing a one-piece suit with a hat and a pair of sunglasses, walked towards the entrance of the village, "When I was under him back then, I was not necessarily his opponent, but now. .....Okay, go back and call Kisame, it’s our turn.”

A week later, Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Kisame appeared in the dumpling shop wearing their standard black cloud robes and standard bamboo hats.

"It's been so many years, but I still can't forget the taste of my hometown." Itachi ate a portion of dumpling contentedly and wiped his mouth.

"Where should we go next?" Kisame asked.

"If you can still eat it," Itachi said, "we went to that newly opened ramen restaurant. When we checked Konoha's combat power last time, we suddenly became interested in that restaurant."

The two checked out and got up, and after a while, they appeared at the door of Yile Ramen.

"Two guests, please come in..." Uncle Yile was suddenly startled. Itachi came. He suppressed his surprised expression and continued: "Can I ask for something?"

"What's the most expensive thing here?" Kisame asked. His words attracted the attention of everyone in the store.

Uncle Ilaku answered truthfully: "Extended Deluxe Edition Shark Fin Ramen Set"

"Shark Fin..." Kisame felt his back hurt as he listened, "Forget it, just two bowls of regular ramen, and a pot of free tea."

"Okay, two bowls of regular ramen and a pot of free tea," Uncle Ichiraku shouted loudly. The person in the store said, "I'm so poor, but I'm still pretending."

Uncle Yile returned to the back kitchen, and after an explanation, he hurried to the secret room, found Iluka with a crystal ball, and opened a space vortex in front of him.

"What are you doing?" Iruka stepped in from the whirlpool, "Is Itachi here?"

"Shhh" Uncle Yile asked him to keep his voice down, "it's just in the store"

Iruka: "Should we inform Kakashi or should we solve it ourselves?"

Uncle Ichiraku: "That's the problem. If you tell Kakashi that Akatsuki is here, what do you think he will ask you?"

Iruka suddenly realized: "He doesn't even know what Akatsuki is."

"That's it," Uncle Yile said, "There is a missing link in the plot. Now unless someone recognizes Itachi, no one thinks that the two of them are any threat."

"Let's take a look first," Iruka flicked the crystal ball and pointed it at Itachi in the store, "This is Uchiha Itachi."

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Uncle Yile asked and looked over, "Why do I feel... something's not right."

Iruka said, "Turned ugly."

Uncle Yile looked carefully. At this time, Itachi had taken off his bamboo hat, and his entire face was clearly visible: "It's really ugly. Look, the nasolabial folds that should have been handsome have turned into wrinkles like an old man's, and the cold eyes have become His eyes were narrowed, his hair looked like it hadn't been washed in three months, his teeth were covered with dirt, and there was mud between his fingernails. Wow, those hands... No, I need the dishes and chopsticks he used. Tell the kitchen to throw it away directly, it’s too dirty.”

"A guy who is wandering around and killing people has no time to clean himself up," Iruka said. "It seems that in this world view, he can't be clean at all."

"What does this have to do with whether it's white or not?" Uncle Yile asked.

Iruka: "Think about it, what was Itachi's initial setting in the original work?"

Uncle Yile: "The big bad guy who cruelly killed his whole family"

Iruka: "What happened next?"

Uncle Yile: "Although he is a genius, he was forced to lower his IQ and took advantage of Danzo as a scapegoat; he hid a terrorist organization, but no information was released; he was a super warm man who forcibly released water for his younger brother in the end."

Iruka: "Why did the setting change?"

Uncle Yile: "I don't know...it's too popular."

Iruka: "Why is it so popular?"

Uncle Yile: "Why?"

Iruka: "Masashi Kishimoto painted him too handsome. If he had been uglier, there wouldn't be so much trouble. For this audience, as long as the villain is well-cast, their outlook will follow their facial features. Kishimoto will not paint Itachi today. To clear it up, readers will dare to hang him on the telephone pole at the door tomorrow. Think about it, a nonsense plot like Kakashi's resurrection from the dead has to be drawn, and it is not the credit of the readers who sent the blade. Japan's express delivery review is too lax, the blade Can this kind of thing be sent casually?”

Uncle Ichiraku: "So this Itachi is so ugly. If we beat him to death here, no one will have any objections. Look, Itachi walked towards the Hokage's office."

Itachi and Kisame walked straight to the Hokage's office. The guard at the door tried to stop them, but was slapped down. Kakashi was immersed in the papers, and when he heard the noise outside, he raised his head: "What's wrong?"

The door was kicked open, and two figures appeared at the door: "Long time no see, Captain Kakashi."

"It's you" Kakashi recognized Itachi immediately.

"I won't say any more nonsense. May I ask where Uzumaki Naruto is?" Itachi said.

Kakashi pulled out a kunai: "What are you going to do?"

"I advise you not to try to fight against me, because you are no longer my opponent now," Itachi opened his eyes, "Tsukuyomi"

Kakashi saw the world around him turn into black and white. Itachi in front of him held piles of official documents and said to him: "Within 72 hours from now, you must continue to review official documents here. You can’t stop the space, time and rules of this world. I have the final say. You can’t resist.”

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