Konoha's Strongest Escape

"coming."

"coming"

At the gate of the Ninja School, two big boys who had agreed to meet were squatting on the ground.

"Why must you choose this place?"

Asma asked.

"I'm here, but that doesn't mean I will agree."

Uchiha Ze said in reply to the question.

"That's it."

Asuma said excitedly when he saw what Uchiha Ze was holding.

"Don't worry, I haven't agreed yet."

Uchiha Ze reminded.

"Can you give me a chance?"

"How can I give you a chance?"

"I have no choice, you make demands"

"Well."

In broad daylight, Asuma and Uchiha sat together for the first time in front of the Ninja School.

This made the friends around him so surprised that they couldn't close their mouths.

It is most unlikely that the two of them would be reconciled and now they are actually together. Has the sun come out in the west?

No one dared to get too close, but it could be seen from Asma's fierce expression that their negotiation was not very pleasant.

But what was surprising in the end was that Asuma suddenly shouted to Uchiha Ze: "I'm sorry, I like it, I was wrong."

This amount of information made everyone think a lot.

Then they saw Uchiha Ze take out something. Before they could see clearly, Asuma snatched it away and stuffed it into his mouth.

Then something even more unbelievable happened.

Then I heard Asma shout loudly: "No way, I want you to take off your pants."

The first part of the Sunflower Book of Cultivation Techniques obtained from Uchiha Ze made Asuma go berserk on the spot.

"If you want to practice this cultivation technique, you need to go to the palace first."

Asuma couldn't react to a few big characters for a long time. He held the secret book in his hand and asked Uchiha Ze to show it.

"The next page, the first page is not the point."

Uchiha Ze had expected this and asked Asuma to turn to the second page.

"In order to allow practitioners to stay focused mentally and physically, they can practice without being in the palace, but the effect of practice is at your own risk."

"Uchihazawa, you have such a good plan. You can hide this from me. Aren't you just planning to deny it in the future? You don't know why it works so well. Don't think I'm stupid."

"Behind, there is another page behind."

After hearing what Uchiha said, Asuma opened it hard this time.

"Keep the body of a boy, don't be a woman, don't have any strange thoughts, and you can achieve success."

There is also a parenthesis at the end, which says, this is the lowest requirement, never fall in love, and you can even have a good look towards friends of the opposite sex.

Asuma stared at Uchiha Ze with a complicated expression. He really wanted to ask, are you serious, or are you deliberately targeting me.

But with the contents of the first two pages, Asma was no longer anxious, and then started to turn to the next page and found two prescriptions.

"One needs to be taken internally, and the other needs to be applied as medicine. I have been practicing for about three years before I have the effect I have today. Now you know why my family is so poor."

Asuma was convinced after hearing this.

What was taken internally was actually a tonic from Uchiha Ze's previous life, which was harmless anyway. As for what was applied, it was a certain three-god oil.

These products of Uchiha Ze have been guaranteed in previous lives, and the guarantees are only made out of deceptive products.

The highest level of a deceptive product is that it has no effect and no harm.

Hearing that it would take three years to complete, Asuma was dubious and left with the first-stage formula.

And Uchiha Ze got one hundred nine thousand taels that day.

There is also the teacher's share in this.

In the evening, when Armas asked his family teacher to give him medicine according to the formula, he found that the teacher's eyes were full of complexity.

Asuma didn't even notice that Naoto-sensei quickly prepared the medicine he needed.

"Asma, the teacher would like to ask what you do."

Hearing this, Asma had already thought of the reason and said: "Teacher, this is a hair removal formula. I grow too fast and don't want to grow such a scary thing so early."

Hearing this, Naoto hesitated to speak. He didn't take out the three bottles left in his pocket. When he left, he muttered in a voice that Asuma couldn't hear: "I should have done more."

On the day when the new class gathered, Uchiha Ze, Akai, and Qingtian came to the gathering place.

"You, Qingtian, your hair"

Uchiha Ze stared at Aota's new hair style in awe.

The familiar watermelon head shape, as well as the specially painted black eyebrows, in Uchiha Sawa's eyes, the only thing missing from Aota was the tights.

"Hey, this is called first impression. Do you understand Uchiha Sawa-kun?"

Qingtian said smugly.

He also found out who their teacher was from Akade.

Although a genin with the same level as them made him feel abandoned, but thinking that Uchiha Sawa was also in this class, he didn't know why he felt much more balanced.

Moreover, even if he is a genin, since he is the instructor assigned by the village, he must obey him. Therefore, in order to make the next life easier, Qingtian deliberately learned a lot about Matt Dai's preferences from Akai.

Based on these preferences, today’s look was specially tailored.

"you"

Looking at Qingtian who looked very foresight, Uchiha Sawa couldn't help but said: "You are despicable."

"This is called survival."

"I'm so sorry I'm late."

Matt Dai threw a bunch of weight-bearing props to the ground and smiled sheepishly.

Then he glanced at the students in front of him. Although he had already learned the list from his son Akai, he was still a little surprised to see a disciple of the Uchiha clan appear in his class.

But since he became a teacher, no matter who the student was, he, Matt Dai, would do his best.

"We are not playing tricks. Those test teachers who snatch bells are not interested. From now on, you will be Class 13, and I will be your teacher Matt Dai."

When Matt Dai saw Qingtian's hair style, he was slightly dissatisfied and said: "You are Qingtian, right?"

"Report teacher, yes."

Qingtian replied loudly, with a triumphant expression on his face.

"The style of your hair is not suitable for young and passionate people like us. Go back and shave your hair for me."

"Push."

Akai couldn't help laughing, and Uchiha Ze witnessed a car rollover on the spot.

"No, teacher, I can correct it. I don't want a bald head, it's too ugly."

Matdai ignored Qingtian's begging for mercy and immediately put weights on him: "Now let's run around the village. This is our training plan for today."

After Qingtian's eyes were full of sadness and he was kicked by Matt Dai and ran away, Matt Dai muttered: "Boy, do you really think everyone deserves this hairstyle? Only those who are recognized by Matt Dai are qualified. You are still far away." .”

After hearing this, Uchiha Ze, who had been keeping quiet, finally suppressed his laughter.