Raiders of Naruto

"Hey, my name is Meng Bai, and now I have traveled to Naruto's world! Did anyone hear it?"

In the woods shrouded in darkness, a boy with short black hair yelled at the glowing mobile phone in his right hand.

Even though the voice on the phone is so clear...

"Hello. Please dial 110 for the police, 119 for the fire, 120 for the emergency center, 122 for traffic problems, and add the long-distance area code before 112 for local calls. Hello! Please-dial..."

"Fuck! Isn't this an emergency number? It's so useless!"

Meng Bai, who was already frowning deeply, couldn't help but curse when he looked at the still-lit screen in his hand.

It has to be said that after traveling to this world, Meng Bai has accepted the reality that his mobile phone has no signal.

Although he should accept his fate at this time, but... this is his last glimmer of hope.

He dialed the emergency number on his mobile phone, which was said to be able to be dialed without inserting a card.

Even one minute before making the call, Meng Bai had already thought about how to explain to the police that he accidentally came to the world of Naruto because of an "accident."

He also thought of words and tried his best to convince them that he was not a psychopath.

But the call still didn't go through.

"Does it mean that... I am going to spend my time in this world?"

Meng Bai looked at the dark night around him and the cold wind blew, and couldn't help but sneeze.

"I'm so fucked, I really can't go back!"

But no matter how much Meng Bai complained about this matter, it could not change his current fate.

"Host, please stay in a healthy and good mood. This will help you survive in this war-torn world."

Hearing the gentle voice in his mind, Meng Bai smiled bitterly and shook his head, "As a system, can you stop talking in such a whiny voice?"

But then, the system still said delicately in a voice that drove Meng Bai crazy,

"Well... this is the most suitable sound set by the system based on your inner thoughts. Don't you think you like it, Master Host?"

like or not?

In fact, if it were normal times, Meng Bai would certainly not mind that such a system would come out to have such a conversation with him.After all, he sometimes has free time to talk nonsense with Microsoft Xiaobing.

But... I am in an extremely bad mood now.

It's not the sound, it's the system...oh no!

There’s something fucking wrong with this world!

Meng Bai couldn't help but touch his chin, and slowly thought about what he should do next.

Speaking of which... he didn't even know how he traveled through time.

But he knew clearly that when he woke up, he would appear in this forest.

If it weren't for this "kind-hearted" system, he might not even know what kind of place he had traveled to until now.

The world of Naruto! ! !

But I'm not some otaku who fantasizes about traveling through time and enjoying Hinata...

Compared with those, Meng Bai cares more about the risks brought by this world of Naruto.

After all, in this world, even an ordinary person might be beaten to ashes by Payne's [Super Shinra Tensei] while eating barbecue or flirting with girls on the roadside!

Thinking of this, Meng Bai calmed down a little.

Sitting on a large rock that was already covered with moss, I tried to calmly ask the so-called system in my mind.

"Can we have a good talk, for example, if I change someone after I go back? I have a lot of enemies... Oh no, my friend! They all really want to travel through time. I just can't see them if I let them travel through time. Already..."

However, the voice that sounded so chilling still came from his ears, "I'm sorry, I cannot satisfy the host's request."

Damn you!

Meng Bai couldn't help but have blue veins popping up on his temples, looking very scary.

He gritted his teeth and then raised his head, "In that case... let's talk about the golden finger I have!"

"Eh? I thought you, host, would need to lose your temper for no reason for a while before you could talk to me normally."

It's quite surprising that the system seems to be anthropomorphic. Even if it is a machine, it may be difficult to perfect the analysis of human emotions.

Meng Bai looked troubled, "I've already lost my temper... Since I can't choose to escape reality, I have to choose to accept it. I'm not a stinky loser, so I don't have the time to beep."

"Well, in that case, let me introduce you to the functions of this system. I guarantee it will be an eye-opener for you!"

The system's voice seemed to have a different kind of allure, which made Meng Bai calm down a little.

"Well, you'd better find a way to make up for my traumatized heart. After all, I'm doing well on Earth. When I meet you, I'll call you Brother Meng. Your family is happy and your girlfriend is average-looking. , but we were very much in love... You just let me die for no reason? Why do you need a lot of benefits to make up for it... Don't go through hardships, esay mode is

Okay, I’m not picky, it’s best to make me the strongest in the ninja world in these two days. "

Seeing Meng Bai's verbose look, System's heart was a little broken, but fortunately, he already had a certain understanding of this person just now.He actually rehearsed for half an hour for a phone call that had no hope at all.

According to him, what if the call goes through?The phone became a hub connecting the world.

So he wants the person who answers the phone to gradually believe in his current situation instead of treating him as a psychopath.Even if we can't get humanitarian relief, what if we can even get some knowledge assistance?You can also make a lot of money selling walkie-talkies in Naruto World.

You can imagine that this person has such a big brain...

Or in his words, he has entered the time traveler survival mode.Everything is a time-travel mode based on the best interests of the time-travelers!

"With all due respect, I did not take the initiative to take away your life. You died in an accident."

"Accident?"

Meng Bai was shocked. In his mind, he didn't seem to have done anything dangerous... How could he die in an accident?

#$#%$E^%W#!R%R^&&

……

After a magical conversation.

"Haha, sure enough, I didn't expect you to know so much about the system. Victory belongs to the alliance!"

Meng Bai patted his thigh and said with a smile.

"Okay, let's not talk about this anymore. Let's start the novice tutorial page now."

As the system spoke, he complained that this human being had such a big brain... that he could be attracted to other topics so easily.

"There is actually a tutorial for beginners?"

Meng Bai asked in surprise, secretly complaining that this system was so easy to deceive and that it was so easy to be led to other topics.He didn't want to know the cause of his death until he had a way to leave this world.

Because that will only become a burden on yourself in the next actions.

In this way, the two intelligent beings with evil intentions were secretly laughing at each other and engaging in a new round of dialogue.

"Yes, of course there is a novice tutorial. First, you need to choose a Japanese name."

"Is this considered part of the tutorial?"

The corners of Meng Bai's mouth twitched. It seems like these things are none of your business, right?Isn’t the most important thing to do now to become familiar with the functions of the system as soon as possible, which is your own golden finger?

"After all, you want to live well in this world. If you don't take a Japanese name, are you going to commit suicide?"

"Okay, I listen to you. Who told you to be my golden finger?" In the face of interests, Meng Bai shrewdly maintained his elegance and began to think about his Japanese name.

"Well...first of all, you have to give yourself a last name. What's a good last name?"

Several famous surnames among Hokage flashed through Meng Bai's mind, Otani, Uchiha... He has golden fingers. Maybe if he has their abilities in the future, it seems good to pretend to be the lost members of these big families. …

However, Meng Bai touched his chin.These big families seem to have many enemies... Or what if Uchiha Itachi comes to the door that day and kills himself, the Uchiha copycat?

negative!

So just pick a few surnames that you are familiar with?

Ok.

He must be tall and tall, in line with his identity as a cheater, and make those scumbags tremble.

In this case, it is estimated that the surnames of the three major families in Japan are the best, the Genji, the Taira, and the Fujiwara.

Both sources and peace come from the emperor... This kind of rich second-generation behavior that fights for the family is not my cup of tea.

Well, the Fujiwara family, a family that worked hard on its own and even finally controlled the Emperor of Japan, is not bad.

As for the name...

Must be tall...

"Okay! I've thought about it, let's call him Fujiwara Ryunosuke."

"Okay, I also want you to use the name of this big family in the world."

Meng Bai...oh no, he should be called Ryunosuke at this time. He said thoughtfully, "The fear of being approached by the enemy, for example, the decline of the Senju clan, must not be without reason. Of course. , if the system you set up for me is very good, I will change it now."

"Well, you are very thoughtful. The golden finger I gave you is only for issuing tasks for you."

Ryunosuke suddenly felt the corner of his mouth stiffen, "Ah... there's no lottery, or a big gift package?"

"No." The system replied affirmatively.

"Okay, as long as the mission reward is generous enough, then I will reluctantly..."

"The task reward is the favorability of the person you triggered the task."

"..." Ryuzosuke felt like he was struck by lightning, but a more tragic premonition arose in his heart, "So, the mission is triggered? How to trigger it?"

Even though Ryunosuke was too stiff to move, the system still did not give up and continued to attack him, "When the task person has needs or distress, and you are by his side."

"Then what the hell do I need you for!!!"