Douluo's mountain dwelling sword intent

Of course Ye Lan knew about Oscar's sausage. Although the spell was a bit obscene, it seemed to taste good.As a member of a big foodie empire, I grew up eating gutter oil. My gay friends and best friends often joke about shit and piss when they get together for dinner.Mere obscene spells can't stop foodies from craving for delicious food.

Ye Lan ran a few steps quickly to catch up with Tang San: "Brother, I just didn't have breakfast, I'll come with you."

Hearing this, Tang San smiled friendly: "Okay."

When he got closer, he could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself, and there was a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it, Sausage Specialty.

When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically, "How about a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, it's safe for all ages. The taste is the most guaranteed."

Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me two."

The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?"

Tang San was also stunned, "I call you Uncle, is there a problem?"

The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"

"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.

The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."

Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought in his heart, your hair can't be explained just by being thicker.

"Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.

Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said, "Of course, I am a student of the academy, and anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old."

Oscar picked up two bamboo sticks from his trolley, and passed two sausages ten centimeters long to Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the trolley before, exuding a strong aroma. .

Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm really sorry, I was the one to be rude just now."

Oscar said softly: "It's okay, just visit my sausage monopoly more often in the future."

Tang San said briskly: "No problem."

Ye Lan watched the interaction between the two with leisurely time on the side, without any intention of interrupting.This scene in the original novel was very interesting, but I didn’t expect that it would be even more interesting when I saw this scene with my own eyes.

Seeing that the deal between the two was concluded, Ye Lan also said in time: "Give me two strings too." After saying that, he handed over the money.

Oscar was even more happy when he saw another business coming to his door, and quickly handed two sausages to Ye Lan.

"Ye Lan, Tang San, what are you doing?" Dai Mubai came over with the last student who signed up, the cold girl he had stared at for a long time.

As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want some sausage?"

"Go to hell." Dai Mubai glared at him angrily, "You really embarrass the college. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the college. Do you want everyone to vomit? Ye Lan , Tang San, you can’t eat this sausage.”

Tang San asked suspiciously: "Why?"

The expression on Dai Mubai's face became a little weird, "Xiao Ao, get a new sausage."

Oscar's expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, don't worry about it. After all, we've been classmates for a few years, so you will make the new elementary school boy feel resentful towards me."

Dai Mubai snorted coldly and said, "I'm just giving them a reminder. Come on, don't let me do it."

Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand in desperation, and called out in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage."

Light suddenly condensed in his palm, and two rings of light rose from Oscar's feet. Then, a sausage exactly like the one in Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.

"Uh..." When Tang San heard Oscar's words, 'I have a big sausage,' his whole body froze.This sentence is really too ambiguous.Let’s not talk about the quality of this sausage and whether it is edible.He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone.Especially, this sausage was bought for Xiao Wu.

Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar quickly explained: "I can't do anything about it. When using a food-type martial spirit, if you want to change the food, you must match it with a different soul curse. Words are mantras, not something I want to shout. Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the quality of my sausages."

Tang San quickly put the sausage in his hand back on the charcoal stove, "Let's keep your sausage for yourself. Brother Dai, thank you for reminding me."

Tang San, who was still about to say something, suddenly noticed Dai Mubai looking beside him with a dumbfounded look on his face.Out of curiosity, Tang San also turned around and saw that Ye Lan was eating the sausages with relish, and had already finished the first one, and had finished most of the second one.

Seeing several people staring at him fiercely, Ye Lan was confused.

"Why are you looking at me? Do I have flowers on my face?" As he said that, Ye Lan reached out and touched his face.

Tang San said with a look of admiration: "Brother, I respect you as a man. Can you swallow such a disgusting spell?"

"It's harmful, what's the point? Isn't it just that the spell is disgusting? As long as the food tastes good, it's a trivial matter."

Ye Lan replied to Tang San, then looked at Oscar: "Brother, your sausage tastes really good, give me another one."

When Oscar heard this, he was moved to tears.

"Brother, you really understand me. This sausage is my treat. From now on, you will be my brother. If you want to eat sausage, just tell me, that's enough!"

When Tang San and Dai Mubai saw that Ye Lan still wanted to eat after eating, they both looked at Ye Lan with astonished expressions and gave Ye Lan a thumbs up.

The ice-cold girl Dai Mubai brought in just gave Oscar a cold look, then walked towards the queue.

The three of them returned to the queue. Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands and asked, "Where is my sausage?"

Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other, couldn't help it anymore, the two immediately burst into laughter.

The ice-cold girl stood behind Xiao Wu, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she said in a low voice, "Boring."

Xiao Wu was puzzled by their laughter, "What's going on? Don't those sausages taste good? That shouldn't be the case. Didn't he eat three of them?" He pointed at Ye Lan.

Tang San covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulled her to his side, and whispered what happened before in her ear.

After listening to Tang San's words, Xiao Wu's pretty face suddenly turned red, "You boys are really bad. How could you have such a strange martial spirit." After saying that, he also gave Ye Lan a thumbs up to show what a shame. "warrior".

Dai Mubai patted Tang San on the shoulder, said: "Let's go, I'll take you to pass the exam. No need to queue up."

Tang San said: "This is not good."

Dai Mubai said: "Don't worry, I'm not doing favoritism, this is the treatment you deserve." While speaking, he led the two of them towards the front of the team.