Naruto Mountains

"Where is this? A strange ceiling..."

Opening his eyes, Naruto found himself lying on a soft bed, with someone beside him looking at him with concern.

"Three generations of grandpa..."

Looking at the Third Hokage, whom he hadn't seen for a few days, Naruto felt that the old man seemed to be getting older.

"Why is the third generation grandpa here..."

The Third Hokage smiled benevolently. Naruto, worthy of being Minato's child, actually persisted.

"Naruto, grandpa heard that you were sick and came to the hospital to see you."

"Hospital?"

The Third Hokage quickly used his verbal skills to add "plot" to Naruto.

"You suddenly had a fever and fainted a few days ago. Fortunately, a white-haired brother wearing a mask took you to the hospital."

Naruto tilted his little head and thought about it. When he passed out, he did see a white hair.

'Is that [-]/[-] Hatake? '

'No, who is Hatake [-]/[-]?How do I know this name? '

Looking at Naruto who was wandering in a daze, the Third Hokage was startled, fearing that the child would have a fever and burn out his head.

"Naruto, I have to listen to the doctor these days and never get sick again."

The Sandaime thought to himself: 'If you fall into a coma like this again, Konoha Village will be in trouble. '

The Uchiha clan is now ready to take action, and as Hokage, I have always avoided direct conflicts.But this time, the Uchiha clan would eventually disappoint him.

Among the higher-ups, in the past few days, Danzo has been jumping up and down with two other advisors, looking like "If you don't deal with Naruto quickly, this Qing, bah, this is the Konohagakure Pill".

'Okay, okay, things haven't come to the worst yet. '

"What's wrong, Naruto? Is there something on Grandpa's face?"

When he came back to his senses, the Third Hokage found that Naruto had been staring at him, as if his old face had blossomed.

"Three generations of grandpa..."

"what happened?"

"Is grandpa a pervert? Is he the kind of old pervert who peeps into women's baths?" Naruto asked innocently.

"how is this possible!!!"

"Grandpa, I'm the Hokage! How can I do these things?!"

The Third Hokage looked serious, but there was still a lot of cold sweat on his forehead.

'How did the boy know?This is not conducive to my glorious image among children!It must be corrected! '

Coughing twice, the old pervert started movie king mode: "Naruto, grandpa is Hokage. Hokage's duty is to protect the people of the whole village. This is a great profession! Is Naruto interested in becoming Hokage in the future?"

"Wow, that's amazing..."

Responding nonchalantly, Naruto found that as long as he heard or saw some people, inexplicable and strange information would pop up in his mind.

For example, Bai Mao, who was wearing a mask before, heard this description and immediately thought of the name Hatake Wuwukai.

Let’s talk about the Third Hokage. When he saw the face of the Third Hokage, information about the Third Grandpa immediately appeared in his mind.

In this series of information, the most obvious one is the old pervert!A teacher who is addicted to pornography, gambling and drugs!A big pervert who likes to peek!

'That's right. Grandpa is the Hokage who protects the village. How could he be a pervert? '

Seeing that Naruto's mental state was recovering well, Sarutobi Hiruzen left happily.

Being a Hokage is not an easy profession, there are still many official duties waiting for him to deal with.

Naruto did not stay in the hospital longer and went through the discharge procedures in the afternoon.

"Where are you going next?"

Standing at the door of the hospital, little Naruto fell into confusion.

At this time, a young man walked up to him: "Hey, little guy, I was sent by Lord Sandaime to take care of you. My name is Hatake..."

"Are you a Hatake [-]-[-]?!"

"Forehead…"

Kakashi, who had just come over, choked and couldn't catch his breath. What did this kid mean? What the hell was [-]-[-]? !

"I'm Kakashi Hatake! I'm not some [-]-[-] Hatake!"

Kakashi, who is still a young man now, is still energetic and does not look like the lifeless uncle he will be in the future.

But the culprit that turned him into an uncle has appeared in his hands - making out in heaven!

"No! Your name is Hatake Kakashi, you have white hair, wear a mask, reveal one eye, and have a little yellow book in your hand! You...are Hatake [-]/[-]!!!"

Although he didn't understand that the dead fish-eyed uncle in his memory had become younger, the young man's name and attire quickly made Naruto compare them one by one with the figure in his memory.

The conclusion drawn is - you are Hatake's [-]-[-] opponent, so you don't have to run!

After 10 minutes of explanation, Kakashi finally asked Naruto to change his title and put the little yellow book away.

'Has my personal hobby spread throughout the village? ! ' A certain [-] Kai thought so.

"Mr. Kakashi, I'm hungry. The Third Grandpa asked you to take care of me, so he must ask you to treat me to a meal, right?! I want to eat Ichiraku Ramen."

"Huh? Little devil, don't be too..."

Before he finished speaking, Kakashi noticed Naruto staring at him pitifully.

"I told you not to be too..."

stare--

"I……"

Stare——Start the blinking eye attack——

"..."

After all, he couldn't resist the loving look that made people want to hold him in his arms, so Kakashi took Naruto to eat ramen.

"Chiliu-chiliu!"

Eating ramen ferociously, little Naruto was in a coma for several days, and this ramen was the first meal he had when he woke up.

"Well, I'm done eating...Uncle, let's have another bowl!"

"Here it comes, this is the special sea, land and air soup ramen! It's a gift to celebrate Naruto being discharged from the hospital!"

"Wow! That's great! Thank you, uncle!"

Specially made sea, land and air thick soup ramen, a super ramen that brings together birds, animals and seafood!

The refreshing soup, the smooth ramen, one bite, and Naruto felt like he had tasted the whole world.

Seeing the satisfied look on little Naruto's face, Kakashi couldn't help but drool.

"Boss, give me a special sea, land and air soup ramen too!"

Glancing at the soy sauce ramen in front of me, I half-heartedly felt that I had to improve the food. Seeing more delicious food, the soy sauce ramen naturally became uninspiring.

"Guest, this ramen is 5000 yen per serving."

"..."

At this moment, in Kakashi's view, the smile of the Ichiraku Ramen boss was exactly the standard smile of a profiteer.

"Then Naruto..."

"Naruto's gift is a gift to congratulate him on being discharged from the hospital, this is the only gift!"

Seeing Naruto getting excited, Kakashi silently ate his soy sauce ramen.

With a tug and lift of the mask, the bowl of ramen disappeared in an instant.

"Thank you for the hospitality..."

At the moment, only Naruto is still eating: "Uncle Shouda! Another bowl of barbecued pork ramen!"

The boss of Ichiraku happily presented it. He remembered Naruto's appetite, so he couldn't slow down the speed of making noodles.

"Naruto, have you brought your wallet? If you owe more debt, you will have to work here to pay off the debt!"

"No problem. Mr. Kakashi next to me will pay for me. The previous debt will also be charged to him. It was the third generation grandpa who asked him to treat me to dinner."

Kakashi was startled: "Hey, when will I say..."

"Okay, Mr. Kakashi, Naruto this time and the previous expenses total [-] yen! Thank you for your patronage!"

"I…"

He glanced at Naruto who was just immersed in eating, and then at Boss Ichiraku who looked like he was slaughtering a fat sheep.

Kakashi felt that he couldn't bear it anymore - "Boss, bring me a bowl of the special sea, land and air soup ramen from before!"

There is a saying that goes well, when you break the jar, you will find that the world is bright!

'Well, the Third Generation will reimburse it, right? This is the expense incurred due to the mission! '