Naruto Mountains

♂nbsp; “So boring~”

What's the point of human existence? Fighting and fighting for fame and fortune. Whether it's the villain boss or the protagonist team, they always want to make some big news, as if they can't reflect their pursuit otherwise.

Peace, war, trauma, hatred, war, peace, this is the cycle of reincarnation since the birth of the ninja world, and peace is broken inadvertently.All parties were beaten to pieces, and they didn't know what benefits they would gain in the end. While licking their wounds, they planted the seeds of hatred for each other. Then came war. When their blood was almost drained, peace came to fruition again. And arrived.

In the final analysis, in the face of the overall situation of the world, ordinary people can only survive in the wave and get a glimmer of hope. Only those who are the leaders of the wave of the times have the qualifications to choose the direction of the road.

As a child named Naruto Uzumaki, who already knows his future and wants to lead the world... the most important thing in life is to be happy.It's so uncivilized to fight and kill, and if you have the energy, it's better to take a nap in the sun, and since knowing the "future" and "truth" of the world, little Naruto feels that everyone's chuunibyou is a bit serious.

As a two-dimensional paper character, I just have to act cute and silly, and just follow the daily plot.After all, the world we all live in is not a weird world like One Piece where "strange species" roam everywhere. There are just a few background countries. There is nothing to make trouble about. There is not even a market to start the Age of Discovery.In this world where good-looking men and beauties are associated with high combat prowess, you should be glad that the current older leftovers and the future Fifth Hokage and Fifth Mizukage are not "behemoths" like Lotto Lingling, one of the four emperors.

Even if the fifth generation Mizukage in the future gets fat and becomes a ball, this is still acceptable. Just this point shows that the painting style of my big fire shadow has not collapsed. With everyone's respective looks, there is nothing that selling one's talents and selling one's flesh can't solve. of

Facing the warm afternoon sunshine, little Naruto narrowed his eyes happily, and all kinds of thoughts were closed one after another, leaving only the pursuit of eating and waiting for death.

"It's great. Although it's a shame to have nothing to do, it's nice...another peaceful day."

"Kid, hurry up and stay at home. What are you talking about?"

When the protagonist is too lazy to find the direction, there is always a sage or an old man who can point them in the right direction.As the Kyuubi who had a glimpse of the "future", he also took the lead without saying anything, trying to push little Naruto to go on the right track and lead the tailed beasts to the road of unity in harmony and friendship.

The old man of Six Paths is here, the future will be driven by me, Nine Lama

"Kid, do you want to know how to become stronger? Let me tell you. There is a very cool way to make balls..."

Jiuwei has tried this seductive tone many times. Every time the two communicate, they always persuade their children to work hard like an old mother. Moreover, this kind of persuasion also comes with "Good son, there is 500 million in this card." Deposits, we can’t lose at the starting line, just go ahead and squander it.”

In Kyuubi's head, there are a lot of intermittent future directions. In Kyuubi's view, just like the scene when the nine tailed beasts reunited in front of the old man of Six Paths, it naturally shoulders the obligation to cultivate the "child of destiny".

"Kyuubi-san, I don't want to move at all. Besides, I'm hungry now. I have to wait for Kakashi-san to come back and cook."

If you fart, you will be hungry. If I hadn’t seen all kinds of snack bags and orange peels, I almost would have believed it.

No matter what, Kyuubi felt more and more sad today. This helplessness, like being beaten on cotton, has become the norm recently.Today's plan to guide the "Child of Destiny" on the right track failed again. This is also the daily routine of his Nine Lamas.

"Kid, don't forget your plan. It's not enough to lose control just once. You should continue to plan..."

Kyuubi struggled relentlessly. Although the plan of this unfortunate child was very childish and the purpose was extremely ridiculous, under the current situation, this was the only thing that could motivate this brat.

"Haste makes waste, be patient, Mr. Kyuubi. A cute, innocent, and excellent boy like me, who aims to be the successor of Hokage, has nothing to do with conspiracy or anything like that."

Lazily dismissing Kyuubi's suggestion, little Naruto felt that his plan had entered the "harvest" stage. One "out of control" performance was enough for the Third Hokage to arrange everything carefully, reducing the possibility of the Jinchuriki "out of control" again. to the lowest.If his prediction is correct, Mr. Kakashi will report the cause and effect. I believe that the beloved third-generation grandfather will be worried about the incident of "the Jinchuuriki went berserk because of his broken love."

A few days ago, Mr. Kakashi told him to go to ninja school next year, which is a signal that the village's top management has already arranged everything. By then, Sakura-chan will only need to start as a classmate...and then become good friends. His plan is truly successful when his friend level is full and he is just one step away from breaking through to the relationship of lovers.

Of course, this is a rough big plan, which will be supplemented by a number of smaller plans.For example, it takes a lot of effort to be wary of bratty Sasuke and properly make Sakura-chan lose her favor.

But there are still thorny issues to be resolved...

"Bastard Ino, let's wait and see"

Staying behind closed doors these past few days is not just fooling around, but trying to figure out a way. You must get rid of the label of "pervert" in Sakura's eyes, otherwise all your future plans will be empty talk. Last time, Ino had a bad start and was tricked by Ino. This situation must be recovered no matter what.

Thoughts kept running through his head, and little Naruto picked up a swimsuit photo album and looked at it.For some reason, although little Naruto himself was curious about these shy books, he has become dependent on these magazines since he had that memory.No, the swimsuit photo album in my hand is the latest best-seller released this week, but it cost Kakashi five thousand yen, so it is a rare masterpiece that must be collected.

This serious and rigorous research spirit convinced the ANBU who secretly "supervised" him: "This child will definitely be a weirdo in the future."

Kakashi-senpai is really... tireless in teaching...

The captain of this team arranged his seniors in his mind. He could only say that he was the disciple of Toad Sennin, one of the three ninjas. It was a hobby passed down from generation to generation.I really don’t know how the Yondaime survived in the first place. Although he stood his ground, his child... is now on the same path as Kakashi-senpai.

Having said that, it is basically no secret in the village that Uzumaki Naruto, the Jinchūriki, is the fourth generation son. Many family leaders know it and pretend not to know.And Kakashi is a disciple of the Yondaime, and the Yondaime is a disciple of Jiraiya-sama, and Jiraiya-sama's master is the Third Generation... Could it be that this hobby is actually passed down from generation to generation in the Hokage lineage? tradition of

Hiss, no, I can't think about it anymore. This is disrespectful to Hokage-sama.

The ANBU with the reputation of "Wooden Tenzo" secretly wiped his sweat. Fortunately, he was wearing a mask and his troubled expression was not seen by his subordinates.