Douluo's strongest field control
Chapter 41 Three Elders in the Late Stage of Straight Male Cancer
Hua Bufan looked at the serious third elder with a strange look in his eyes: "You can't stand teasing your own wife... You're still single, right?"
"Puch..."
When the third elder heard this, his face froze, as if an arrow had been shot in his heart, and a mouthful of blood spurted out from his heart.
"Uh?"
Hua Bufan was stunned at this moment: "Ahem...what is that? You won't let me get it right!"
The third elder was shot in the heart again.
I feel like it’s best to end this topic immediately.
Then he pulled his face and decided to change the topic.
He immediately said in a cold voice: "Hua Bufan... I will take you to the spirit fighting arena in the city today."
"Spirit Arena?"
Sure enough, at this moment, Hua Bufan's attention was immediately diverted, and he asked with a surprised look: "Third Elder, are you going to the Soul Fighting Field? Why do you suddenly want to take me there?"
Third Elder: "You should know that as a member of Shuifu, you have to form your own team, right?"
"The Soul Fighting Arena can enrich your combat experience and earn gold soul coins at the same time. It is an excellent place for ordinary civilian soul masters to make money."
Hua Bufan's eyes lit up: "So, the Soul Fighting Field is also the perfect place for our water palace to find teammates?"
"Correct!"
The third elder took a step and walked towards the direction of the spirit fighting arena.
Hua Bufan looked at the back of the third elder and couldn't help but murmured: "Oh... the third elder is so kind to me... I have to think of a way to get him out of his single life!"
The third elder's steady figure tilted and he almost fell down.
He couldn't help but turn around and glared at Hua Bufan, angrily!
Hua Bufan: "Okay! I shut up!"
After that, he followed me obediently.
However, this thought kept lingering in his mind.
The two walked slowly on the street, Hua Bufan looked at everything with curiosity.
Soon a huge building similar to an arena appeared in his eyes.
The two of them had just arrived in front of the soul fighting arena.
A young woman in her thirties came forward with excitement on her face.
She wore a short pink-purple shawl and a tight-fitting white top, which perfectly highlighted her excellent figure.
Paired with a light yellow velvet knee-length skirt, a pair of black high boots, the dark hair has a natural undulating arc and rests on the shoulders.
Clear and bright pupils, curved eyebrows, long eyelashes trembling slightly, pale and flawless skin revealing a touch of pink, thin lips like rose petals.
Looking at Hua Bufan, he was stunned. Even though he had seen more lustful beauties in his previous life, he had to admire: "What a charming and beautiful young woman."
The beautiful young woman: "Shuiyuan, you haven't been to the spirit fighting arena for a long time."
Third Elder Shuiyuan glanced at the beautiful young woman, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.
A rare smile appeared: "It's been a long time since I've been here."
Hua Bufan, I smell a strong smell of adultery.
He couldn't help but look at Hua Bufan, and then at the beautiful young woman.
But why aren't these two guys together?
The beautiful young woman smiled and showed off her clothes: "Shuiyuan, what do you think of the clothes I'm wearing today?"
The third elder looked at it carefully: "It's okay, just so-so!"
The beautiful young woman froze there.
"Uh...."
All right! Now I finally know why the two of them are not together.
You are so straight, you really deserve to be single for ten thousand years.
Sure enough, the beautiful young woman was trembling with anger, pointed at the third elder and was speechless, and finally turned and left.
The third elder was dumbfounded and murmured: "What's wrong with Jingjing? Women are trouble!"
Hua Bufan, standing aside, couldn't stand it anymore and immediately said:
"First, if a woman asks you if your clothes look good, you must say they look good."
"Second, when a woman asks you if your clothes look good, she is actually asking you if she looks good."
"Also, was she showing off her clothes just now? No, she was showing you her sexy figure."
The third elder was dumbfounded and looked confused: "Is that so?"
Hua Bufan: "...."
Straight male cancer is really hopeless!
Forget it, for the sake of the third elder being nice to me, let’s save it!
"In the future, if she asks if the clothes are good-looking, just say, if the clothes are good-looking, the person is more beautiful! Or, if the person is beautiful, she will look good in anything she wears."
"If she asked you if she was beautiful."
"Just answer, your glance makes my heart beat faster; your smile makes me fall deeply into it; wherever you stand, my whole heart is illuminated by you; you are very beautiful even without dressing up; When you dress up, the whole continent will be amazed. Tell me whether you are beautiful or not!"
The third elder opened his mouth: "This is too disgusting!"
Hua Bufan: "It's not disgusting, but you still want a woman to taste your flesh? What a beautiful idea!"
The third elder was puzzled: "But, this is so shameless!"
Hua Bufan: "The first thing to do when chasing a girl is to be shameless... If you want face, a woman will run away with other shameless guys. So, whether you want face or a woman, make your own choice!"
Third Elder: "..."
After a while, he came back to his senses.
its not right! I'm listening to a little loser here teach me how to pick up girls?
Embarrassing, capitalized embarrassment.
So he said with a tigerish face: "What nonsense are you talking about! Come in with me and see if there is anyone suitable to be your teammate."
Ugh!
Hua Bufan sighed deeply!
The two quickly walked in.
The beautiful young woman from before said with a fierce look on her face: "Register your identity? Watch the soul fighting? Participate in the soul fighting? Or place a bet on souls?"
Third Elder: "We..."
Hua Bufan directly interrupted him and said first: "Beautiful sister, we are here to watch the soul fighting. By the way, if you can, help me register my identity. I will definitely come here to fight the soul in the future."
Jingjing instantly put her face on display and said with a smile: "The little guy has such a sweet mouth, but I'm already over thirty, so it's a little inappropriate to call me sister, geez!"
The third elder nodded: "It's really not appropriate, I should call you aunt... No, judging from the seniority, I have to call you grandma."
"grandmother???"
Hua couldn't help but be completely dumbfounded.
This straight man's cancer must be in the advanced stage!
There is no salvation!
Sure enough, the smile on Jingjing's face froze right there.
She took a deep breath, turned to the girl on her side and said, "Momo, come here and handle it for them!"
After saying that, he left without looking back. This time he was afraid that he would really leave.
The third elder looked at the leaving Jingjing's back, a little confused, and subconsciously asked: "What did I say wrong again? An's seniority, Bufan really should call her grandma!"
Momo walked over, glared at the third elder and said, "Don't you know that women care about age most? Even grandma... you are not as sensible as this kid."
"Oh...it's hard for my sister Jingjing. I learned from your sister Ai'ai that you will come after dinner. I even waited for you at the front desk!"
Third Elder: "Jingjing is waiting for me at the front desk?"
Momo rolled her eyes: "Otherwise! She is the person in charge of this spirit fighting arena. Do you think she will come to the front desk to buy tickets? Register people?"
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