Pokemon that travel the wrong way

Even if the forty-eight official players have to be decided in one day, there is no need to rush when there are more than ten battles taking place at the same time. Therefore, each participating trainer has sufficient time to rest after a battle. , even a trip to the Elf Center is enough.

So Xiaoyou soon met Axun who had the same purpose at the elf center when he went to restore and maintain the fossil pterosaur that had been "burned".

"Well done," Xiaoyou smiled and gave a thumbs up to Axun, "The referee was definitely impressed by the battle between the two of us! And the result of a draw is at least better than a loss, so as long as the next If we can win both games magnificently, we will have no problem qualifying!"

"..." Axun, who was usually very energetic, lowered his head and silently put the elf ball into the tray and handed it to Miss Joy.

"By the way, the elf you used just now is a flame chicken, right? It's the elf that someone used in the 'Goblet of Fire' fire elf competition?" Xiaoyou continued to talk to Axun, " It has evolved to its final form. It must have been cultivated for a while, right? Judging from the way you named it, it must be the original elf of which region. But is it really okay to call it Nagamasa? I don’t usually talk to you. Are you always fighting...(Note 1)"

"..." Axun still lowered his head and remained silent.

"..." Xiaoyou also noticed something was wrong with the red-haired girl at this moment. After thinking about it, she leaned into Axun's ear and asked softly, "What's wrong, the seal holder of the Dark Apocalypse?"

"Waaahhhhh!!" Axun screamed loudly, and a plume of water vapor was visible to the naked eye above his head. "Don't call me that!"

"Ah, are the side effects of using the second language taking effect?" Xiaoyou smiled like a nine-tailed cat, "You shouted so enthusiastically during the battle, but now you turn your back and don't recognize anyone? The Messenger of Dark Flame? ster?"

"Shut up!!!!" Axun, whose face was red, shouted while covering Xiaoyou's mouth, and dragged her out of the elf center.

……

"So, those lines about 'making people so embarrassed that they want to commit suicide by swallowing Poké Balls after waking up' were all heard from others?" A few minutes later, he was "kidnapped" to an empty player resting area. Xiaoyou asked calmly.

"Of course! Otherwise, how could I speak in such a shameful way..." Axun, whose face temperature has not yet fully returned to normal, nodded, "That was when I was a child, before I went on a trip. I heard it from my cousin..."

"...Your cousin was about fourteen years old at the time?"

"how do you know?"

"This is not important..." Xiaoyou's smile began to change from Jiuwei to Gengar, "What is important is that your cousin certainly didn't predict what elf you would use in the future, and what skills the elf would use, right? ?”

"Ahhh!" Axun started holding his head and yelling again, "Stop talking!"

"What's there to be embarrassed about?" Xiaoyou smiled and continued to hit, "The Red Lotus Fire Judgment in the third layer of the sealing circuit of Dark Apocalypse, doesn't it sound cool..."

"Ah ah ah, I won't listen, I won't listen!" Poor Axun almost rolled on the floor under the torture of shame...

"Contestant Xia Chengxun from Hualan City, contestant Tazmi from Huipi Town..."

"Ah! It's my second battle!!" The announcement of the battlefield rescued the red-haired girl in time, and Axun ran away without saying a word. “It would be bad if we don’t get to the venue quickly, so let’s go first!!”

"Ah, he ran away." Seeing Axun almost running away, Xiaoyou sighed softly with regret. "The sequelae of the strongman's language here have not been completely eliminated..."

……

A few minutes later, after the restoration and maintenance of the fossil pterosaur was completed, Xiaoyou's name was called again on the radio. This time, he was assigned to field D. When Xiaoyou arrived, he found that his opponent, the trainer wearing thick myopia glasses, seemed to have an uncomfortable expression. His face was blue, and his calf was still shaking. …

"...Did you eat something unclean before going on the field?" Xiaoyou was a little confused, "It's really imprudent to do it at such a critical moment."

Of course, when she didn't win the first battle and the next battle had to be won beautifully, Xiaoyou didn't have the leisure to take care of her opponent's physical condition. Therefore, after the electronic scoreboard randomly decided to start the elf, Xiaoyou once again sent out one of his main elfs, the fossil pterosaur that had already shown its face: "Digarex, attack!"

Then Xiaoyou found inexplicably that the trainer on the opposite side seemed to be shaking even more...

The elf used by the trainer on the opposite side is a long-haired pig that looks like a big fluffy meat ball. Strictly speaking, the long-haired pig with ice + ground attributes still has some advantages over the flying fossil pterosaurs, but the man with glasses seems to have played a role in this battle. Seriously abnormal, his fighting style is too cautious and conservative. After Xiaoyou gave up the "strong man's language" and returned to the quick command with the secret language feature, his reaction was extremely slow. Often, the fire teeth of the fossil pterosaur had already bitten the long-haired pig. There was a sizzling sound on his back, and the blizzard of woolly pigs hadn't even had time to blow out...

So a few minutes later,

The referee raised the small flag without any suspense: "The long-haired pig has lost its fighting ability, and the fossil pterosaur wins!"

"Ugh! This is unscientific!" The bespectacled man opposite sat down on the ground with a sad face. "Why doesn't she use those long and weird lines to direct..."

Xiaoyou inexplicably won the second battle easily, and through the spying of Geng Gui and other ghost-type elves, it was learned that the other players' battle conditions were also relatively good.

In the second battle, Xiaozhi used Little Elephant, and for some reason he defeated his opponent's powerful force; Xiaomao used Nidoking's "official match" Nidoqueen in the first battle to fight against his opponent. Dangas, although he suffered a slight loss in attributes, still managed to defeat his opponent without any danger; and although Axun suffered a "mental blow" from a certain transvestite before the game, he unexpectedly succeeded in transforming into one on the spot. Using shame as his fighting spirit, he used Flame Chicken Nagamasa to hit his opponent Kuruga in the face with long horns...

Your Heiluga has fire-inducing properties, right? Then give me a series of kicks, flying knee kicks, airborne punches, and gas bombs... ah, dah, dah, dah... Okay, you are dead...

As for the third game, Xiaozhi was lucky enough to encounter a slightly funny coconut egg tree while using the Fireball Rat. He directly solved all the problems with a jet of flame that was originally used to say hello; Xiaomao encountered In a big crisis of his life, Nidoking went out to fight again and encountered a very powerful giant eagle. Not only did he have a lot of ground-based moves, but he also took advantage of the opponent's aerial maneuverability... In the end, the poisonous needle was triggered by luck. The poisoned state made the opponent anxious and made mistakes to win; as for Kaoru... Like Xiaoyou, he actually met an opponent with a bad stomach, a pale face and cramps in his legs and feet at the important death. The metal monster might have had a hard battle. Let the flame chicken explode easily...

And wait until Xiaoyou's third scene...

This time the opponent was obviously in a normal state and had a good mentality. After deciding to attack the elf first, he confidently released his own elf: a yellow-black long-haired monster with two cable-like tails trailing behind its buttocks - the Electric Shock Beast.

"Electric Shock Monster, it has an outstanding effect on the flying type... Should we also use Degarex?" Xiaoyou hesitated a little, "... Let's take a look first."

Taking out a baseball cap that was a little too big and putting it on his head, Xiaoyou did a few squats as if preparing for exercise, then stood up as if nothing had happened, reached out and touched the elf ball at his waist: "The red one ...You actually came up with the trump card in the preliminaries? Then it is probably not easy to use fossil pterosaurs to achieve a crushing effect. Then..."

So Xiaoyou moved his hand slightly on his waist and took out another elf ball:

"Dazenga, attack!"

The electric type electric monster fights against the rock + ground type super iron tyrannosaurus. The battle should not be too cruel:

The trainer of the Electric Monster, who knew that the electric-type skills were absolutely ineffective, did not stupidly throw a hundred thousand volts at it and scream "How could this happen!?", but calmly tried to use the non-electric type that is the main fighting type. Skills to open up the situation: Electric Shock Monster avoided the rock blast of the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus with a move of lightning and stone fire, and successfully rushed to the dead center of the long-range attack in the arms of the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus, and then used the most suitable skill without hesitation. Shoulder throw!

The Electric Shock Monster hugged the Iron Tyrannosaurus Rex's arms, which were almost as thick as its own waist, then quickly turned around and exerted force suddenly——

——Can’t fall! ?

"Although it is true that the heavier the opponent's weight, the greater the damage caused by an over-the-shoulder throw..." Xiaoyou smiled and shook his head slightly, "But you have to be able to move... (Ozenga, use) arm hammer! (Then) Grab the Electric Shock Monster and hit it with an earthquake!"

The Super Iron Tyrannosaurus, which was pulled down by the Electric Shock Monster and was slightly tilted, raised its uncaught left arm and knocked it down hard with a beam of white light. It made stars appear in the Electric Shock Monster's eyes, and it grabbed the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus. The hands on his arms couldn't help but loosen up. The Super Iron Tyrannosaurus took advantage of the situation and broke free of his right arm. He grasped the electric monster with both hands and then kicked his legs hard to jump up... about one meter high...

However, this height is still high enough for the Super Iron Tyrannosaurus to turn the dizzy Electric Monster 180 degrees during the jump, hug it head-down, and drop it with a classic move of a Maozi wrestler in a classic fighting game...

"Boom!" The entire battlefield trembled slightly under the power of the earthquake skill - accompanied by the sound of some suspicious hard objects breaking...

"Uh..." The referee looked over the field and looked at the electric monster that was lying head down on the field, with its head almost sunk into the ground and invisible (actually because this beast has no neck and its head itself is very flat), it was very simple. He raised the small flag in his hand and said: "The electric shock monster loses its combat effectiveness, and the super iron tyrannosaurus wins!"

Xiaoyou, who successfully won two victories, happily walked out of the battlefield. When no one noticed, he quietly took off the hat on his head - an extra-small cardboard box only about the size of a thumb was taped to the inner layer of the hat...

"It's really possible..."

Note 1: Axun’s elf naming rules: Only fire elf have the right to name. . Ordinary fire elves are named after Warring States generals. . The fire-type elves of Yusanjia are named after the famous names of the Warring States Period. . (So ​​someone’s speculation about catching a coal ghost and naming him Ieyasu is unrealistic...) In addition, the relationship between Nobunaga and Nagamasa in the history of the Warring States Period. . Although they were once allies and relatives, at a certain critical moment Changzheng Tongshoe chose to cheat his brother-in-law with his gay friends. . In the end, the result of standing on the wrong team was that Nobunaga-kun chopped off his head and played "Skull Goblet Y". .