Pokemon that travel the wrong way

A park flower bed about a hundred meters away from Hualan Gym.

"It feels so disgusting..." Musashi muttered to himself while hanging on a branch.

"Yeah, it failed again..." Kojiro, who was also hanging next to Musashi, nodded helplessly.

"Although he wasn't beaten away, it was almost the same, Meow..." Meow was too small, and the branch didn't catch on, so he fell headlong and fell into the flower bed. "It hurts so much, meow..."

Musashi climbed down from the tree: "Although we failed this time..."

Kojiro nodded vigorously: "But Team Rocket's ambition to conquer the world will not stop here!"

Meow Meow held his paw: "I must catch Pikachu next time!"

"Yeah! Let Boss Sakaki be impressed!"

"get promoted!"

"Get rid of that annoying cat boss!"

"Wahahahahaha——" The two of them giggled in unison.

"You...look like you are very happy?" A head poked out from the grass.

"Eh!?" The three of them were shocked. "I was actually caught up! Uh, wait, you are..."

"Hi, we meet again." Zhou Fangyou waved his hand and greeted Team Rocket. "What are you doing at Hualan Gym?"

"Uh..." Musashi looked embarrassed.

"This..." Kojiro's eyes wandered.

"There are various reasons..." Miao Miao reluctantly moved the corners of her mouth as if rubbing her hands together.

"You said you were collecting rare elves everywhere..." Zhou Fangyou tilted his head with a simple expression on his face, "Then why do you go to Hualan Gym? There are no elves there?"

"Nani?" The three of them said in unison (the talking meow has been classified as a humanoid creature by Zhou Fangyou... um, goblin or something...). Meow hurriedly defended, "No! There are three trainers in the Cerulean Gym, and there are a lot of elf meows! And even that Pikachu is meowing too!"

"Yes, yes," Kojiro responded quickly, "and we also specially built a large water pump. As long as they leave the water, the water elves will become weaker, and we can easily capture them..."

"If we give the gym master trainer's elf and Pikachu to Boss Sakaki first, he will definitely favor us!" Musashi put his hands on his face as if intoxicated, "Promotion and salary increase are no longer a dream! "

"Long live! Long live!" x3

"..." Zhou Fangyou looked at the three Rockets dancing in a circle with a headache: If you stay with them for a long time, you won't be infected with any strange germs, right?

"Stop!!" Zhou Fangyou shouted at the three of them, "Do you know that you made three decisive mistakes in this action?"

"First, the tactical thinking is not comprehensive!" Zhou Fangyou pointed at Kojiro with his left hand, "Since you have thought of pumping away water to weaken the water elves, why didn't you take corresponding protective measures for the water pump when you knew there was Pikachu? ? Water can conduct electricity, this is something that even a ten-year-old child knows!"

"Yes! Why didn't I think of this?" Kojiro suddenly realized and punched his head.

"Second, the negligence in collecting intelligence before the war!" Musashi, on the right hand, said, "The negligence in intelligence caused you to appear at the wrong time, giving the opponent extra combat power. Not to mention the three sisters of the Cerulean Gym. At that time, they are all recuperating in the elf center, and even if you succeed, you will not be able to catch their elf!"

"Hey! How could this happen?" Musashi burst into tears, holding his head and shouting.

"And thirdly, a fundamental mistake in strategic thinking!" Zhou Fangyou bent down and stared at Miaomiao, whose face turned blue and couldn't help but retreat. "The blue badge of Hualan Gym is known as the easiest badge to obtain in Kanto (Zhou Fangyou The three Hualan sisters spend all their time performing and dressing up. They have never properly trained their elves. It can be said that even if they capture them, their elves will only be a little bit weak. It’s useless!”

"Na. Nani!" Miaomiao staggered a few steps and fell to the ground as if struck by lightning, "If... if you send such an elf to Boss Sakaki's phone..."

["After spending so much time and resources, we ended up with these useless elves?" A serious middle-aged man sitting in front of a large desk looked at the large group of water elves and rockets in front of him with disdain. Team of three.

"You guys really disappoint me!" The middle-aged man turned his chair and turned his back to the three of them. "Come here, throw away all this garbage! Musashi, Kojiro and Miaomiao failed to perform their tasks well and were demoted to the third level of salary. Cut it in half! Assign them to the farthest branch to clean the toilets and never let me see them again!"

"Meow~~" A big beige cat with a red jade on its forehead gracefully jumped onto the middle-aged man's lap. While enjoying the caress, it made a mocking cry to the desperate trio of Team Rocket... …

——Team Rockets’ brainstorming plan is over. 】

"No! It feels so disgusting!!" The three of them hugged each other and cried bitterly...

Isn't it a bit...over the top? Zhou Fangyou looked at the three idiots with tears streaming down their faces in embarrassment, "Why do I feel like I have done something heinous and bad?"

Three minutes later.

"Okay, don't cry!" Zhou Fangyou, who felt like tears were about to come over him if he didn't do something, had to shout again, "You guys look like this, can you still be considered Team Rocket traveling across the galaxy?"

"Well..." Kojiro raised his hand weakly, "Traveling through the galaxy is just the opening statement of our team, and it is not recognized in the headquarters..."

Zhou Fangyou forcibly suppressed the urge to take out a poke ball and hit Kojiro in the face: "...then just for your opening remarks, cheer me up. Failure is nothing serious, the important thing is to learn from failure Learn lessons and grow! After setbacks, the final victory is the sweetest thing, isn't it? Even if you don't travel across the galaxy, show me the dignity of Team Rocket!"

"...Oh! That's right!" Kojiro clenched his fist.

"We are the Rockets who are not afraid of setbacks! Failure once or twice is nothing!" Musashi raised his hands to the sky.

"The more powerful that brat's Pikachu is, the more the boss will appreciate our Meowth who finally catches it!" A blazing flame ignited behind Meowth - it means that he is a three-dimensional and two-dimensional special effects artist...

"Work hard! Strive (meow)!" x3

As expected of the characters whose vitality is comparable to that of the Bronze Saints in the original drama, the three members of Team Rocket were resurrected so quickly that even Zhou Fangyou doubted his ability to fool the three-legged cat - or is it that the difficulty of fooling fools will be automatically lowered?

"Thank you!" Musashi's eyes filled with tears. He stepped forward and held Zhou Fangyou's hand tightly. "You came here specifically to guide us on our shortcomings, and you were kind enough to comfort us... You are such a good person!"

This is not a good person card. This is not a good person card. This is not a good person card... The corners of Zhou Fangyou's mouth kept twitching.

"But... aren't you an elf trainer?" Kojiro asked hesitantly, "Why do you want to help us? After all, Team Rocket has some misunderstandings in the eyes of ordinary people... um, there are still some misunderstandings..."

"Robbing rare elves?" Zhou Fangyou asked seriously, "What's wrong with this?"

"Eh?"

Facing the dumbfounded three members of Team Rocket, Zhou Fangyou said shamelessly: "What's wrong with wanting a powerful elf? And as long as we can achieve this goal, what does it matter if the method is more radical? My goal comes first. Idea! Although I am a trainer, as long as I can ensure that I can win the league championship, I will consider putting thumbtacks in the opponent's shoes or putting laxatives in the elf-feeding drink... What's your expression like that?"

Zhou Fangyou became angry when he saw the three members of Team Rocket murmuring, "Children today are so scary..." while hugging each other and trembling: "Are you qualified to criticize me? I'm a convicted felon in theft!"

"Yes, we are bad guys too, haha..." Kojiro, the idiot, giggled again.

"Hey, sister Xiaoyou?" Musashi smiled and looked like a kidnapper, "Would you like to consider joining our Rocket Team? We are very optimistic about you~"

"That's right, Meow!" Meow also grinned and rubbed his paws while nodding, "With your talents, you will definitely be put to great use by the boss! Then there will be more powerful elves for you! Of course. If you can help us put in a nice word in front of the boss..."

"Is this... no way." Zhou Fangyou simply refused. "Although your uniforms look pretty good, I promised my dad that I would win the league championship, so I won't think about anything else until then."

"Oh, what's so good about being a league champion!" Kojiro persisted in persuading him, "If you can't eat or drink, you're not as good as the Rockets. You have wages and powerful elves to collect!"

"No means no! This is an important agreement. If you give up, your father in heaven will be sad!" Zhou Fangyou did not hesitate to "kill" his cheap father.

"Well, that's it. Xiaoyou is a good boy, meow..." Meow meow lowered his head in disappointment, but quickly cheered up. "Then there's nothing we can do. But if you change your mind, you can come to us at any time! Musashi! Kojiro!"

"Oh!"

I saw the three members of Team Rocket magically pulling out various materials and tools from nowhere, and after a smoky banging session, they actually assembled a car - are you really a man in a three-dimensional world like this?

"Goodbye then, sister Xiaoyou!" The three of them jumped into the car, pedaled and left - it turned out that this thing only had the appearance of a car, but was actually powered by a bicycle...

Zhou Fangyou's face was full of admiration: This is Hualan City. How courageous it is to "drive" such a car through the city!

[Beep! Side Mission: Friends of Team Rocket! Finish. Rewards all attributes +1, free attributes +1]

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