Naruto made a fake lord god

Orochimaru returned to the real world excitedly after exchanging a lot of experimental materials and equipment.

Dissecting so many dinosaur corpses is a big project, so hurry up.

However, as soon as he returned to the real world, Kakashi's rising desire for dissection was instantly extinguished.

I touched the thick layer of dust on my research table with my fingers, but my eyes were fixed on a strange bone frame, and the air was full of rotten smell.

"Is it... that the Zerg corpse that I was dissecting before entering the main god's space rotted? That time... must have been at least three months."

The laboratory is fully modernized. To enter the laboratory, you need to undergo triple verification of ninjutsu verification, iris verification, and fingerprint verification. Currently, no one except Dashemaru himself can enter.

This is the luck point that smashed most of Orochimaru.

"Ring bell bell!"

There was a crisp ringing. This was the function for someone outside the research room to call the research room. It was a function that would only be used in an emergency.

Otherwise, the consequence of disturbing the research of Orochimaru is that this impatient guy will become a material for human experiments.

Walking in and taking a look, it was Jun Malu on the screen.

I saw that his cold zombie face that had been for thousands of years was actually showing a trace of anxiety at this time, as if he had some important information and needed to notify Dashewan immediately.

Pressing a button, Orochimaru said in his own low voice: "Kunmaro, what's the rush?"

"Master Orochimaru." Jun Malu's voice was slightly hurried: "It has been 132 days since we entered last time!"

Orochimaru squinted his eyes thoughtfully when he heard the words, and Jun Malu waited silently until Orochimaru came out: "Okay, I understand, go and appease the people under you, if there are more difficult ones, please killed."

"Of order, Oshemaru-sama!" Junmaro took the order and left.

After sending Kimimaro away, Orochimaru stood there and thought for a long time, and then unconsciously murmured: "Is it a problem with the time exchange ratio? There was no problem with "Galaxy Sentai" before... Isn't it that ratio? Proportion?... In four months, the time will come for that plan.”

After thinking for a long time, Orochimaru gave up the desire to continue research, instead opened the door of the research room and strode away.

He has more important things to do first.

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In Hokage's office, the five Kakashis and Hiruzaru Sarutobi stared wide-eyed.

Previously, Kakashi realized the problem, but Kai said carelessly when Kakashi came in: "Yo, Kakashi, you are here too, so Lan Yu is all that needs to be done."

When Kai said this, Sarutobi, who was sitting in Hokage's position, had a flash of expression and caught the information from it.

"Have you had any contact with Uchiha Lanyu during the short time that he disappeared?" Sarutobi secretly analyzed in his heart.

But Sarutobi didn't say much, just sat silently in Hokage's position and waited.

Hokage didn't speak, although Kai escaped but knew the seriousness, he had to keep his mouth shut in the solemn atmosphere.

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This is the perspective of the previous reincarnators.

At this time, Kakashi and the others were still staring at each other in the Hokage's office. As for what Sarutobi was waiting for...

Lan Yu has every reason to believe that he must be waiting for him.

Because in [Map Scanning], Lan Yu has been surrounded by a hundred Anbu.

"You really think highly of me...a hundred ANBU! I remember that you have to be at least a chuunin to join the ANBU."

He secretly sighed in his heart, but he also understood that Sarutobi's actions were not too much.

Probably because the village disappeared, two high ninjas and three low ninjas, and one of them was a member of the Hyuga clan, and all of them evaporated out of thin air in the village.

This made Sarutobi have to be cautious.

Combined with the information previously reported by Kai and Sarutobi, Sarutobi has every reason to believe that Lan Yu is absolutely inseparable from all this.

Therefore, Sarutobi has put in so much effort, arranging many shadows and barriers where everyone may appear last, and at the same time, he also uses the [Binoculars Art] crystal ball from time to time to search for Lan Yu's location.

No, four months of patient waiting has been exchanged for today's sweep.

As for why the [Time Hourglass] failed... I think of it, Lan Yu once left "Jurassic Park" and practiced in the "Lord God Square" for four months. During this period, he deliberately closed the "Time Hourglass" to prevent missing Kai and the others. BOSS duel.

This is the root of the problem.

Lan Yu was thinking in the room whether he should go with Anbu?

It's not that he's afraid of Hokage, the current Lan Yu will not be weaker than Hokage in terms of personal combat power alone--well, if the Potian Immortal Sword is still there, he can still fight with Hokage hanging.

When I think of Potian Lanyu, my heart aches.

"Damn it, no! I want to find a chance to pull Yuan Fei into the [Lord God Space], and in the name of his Ninjutsu doctor, he may directly contribute a piece of luck point to me?"

Although he knew in his heart that the possibility was not high, his apprentice Orochimaru preempted most of the ninjutsu uploaded by his apprentice, but after all, it was a veteran ninja or a majestic third-generation Hokage, after all, he could squeeze out a lot of oil and water.

After the decision was made, Lan Yu got up and walked towards the door—no, it can't be said to be walking, Lan Yu directly used the [Sword Control Technique] to bless himself, and then floated to the door of the room at a uniform speed with his thoughts.

It was really as silent as a ghost.

Of course, it's not because Lan Yu thinks he's handsome, but because he's lazy.

I have to say that laziness is indeed a driving force for progress.

Pulling open the sliding door of the room with his mind, at the speed specially controlled by Lan Yu, it happened to be stuck at the time when an Anbu leader came to politely knock on the door and "please" Lan Yu to Hokage's office.

It's enough to be surprised when the door opens naturally when you're about to knock, but how would you feel if you saw the person inside who opened the door with his hands in his pockets and floating in mid-air?

Anyway, Anbu, who was maliciously teased by Lan Yu, just waved his hand and shot Kunai without even thinking about it.

It's a pity that Lan Yu, who was extremely lazy, used his thoughts again to stop in mid-air.

This made the scene even more terrifying!

The attack from the Anbu who knocked on the door was like a signal. Seeing this, the other Anbu thought it was Lan Yu who used illusion or other attacks on the Anbu, and they all took out their weapons. As long as the Anbu leader gave an order, they would rush to general Lan Yu uniform.

"Stop!" Anbu, the leader, raised his hand to stop everyone, Lan Yu took advantage of the situation and could clearly see the cataract-like eyes of the other party.

This is an Anbe from the Hyuga clan.

"Jonin Uchiha Lan Yu, Hokage-sama please." Hinata Anbe stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation to Lan Yu.

Obviously, with the unique perspective ability of his Hyuga clan, he sees the reasons before and after, and understands that this is not Lan Yu's problem, but that Anbu himself is not calm enough.

Similarly, he also saw the huge star aura in Lan Yu's body, which gave him as much power as the third Hokage.

That is to say, even if all Anbu are present together, they probably won't be Lan Yu's opponent.

Then it is best to be able to not do it.

Lan Yu nodded, looked left and right, and then flew straight in one direction—this [Sword Control] is indeed the most suitable skill recommended by the Lord God, and it is convenient to use.

Being lazy is a great skill, and you don't have to do many things yourself.

The only disadvantage is that it can only control objects with shape and quality, but it can't do anything about the illusory wind element, which makes Lan Yufei's hair flutter slightly in the air due to the breeze.

It also adds a bit of elegance.

It stands to reason that this wave of pretentiousness is enough to score a 9. If it hadn't been for the reminder to the dark troop leader that day: "Jonin Lan Yu, the Hokage Building is in another direction."

"Ahem..." Lan Yu almost suffered internal injuries!

I was slapped in the face for not being able to pretend, and the slapping sound was a pain.

But who is Lan Yu?

Directly pretending to be nonchalant, draw a large arc U-turn on the spot, and then the spiritual power in the body surges around the body to form a spiritual shield to prevent the hairstyle from being messed up, and the figure accelerates and quickly disappears on the spot.

Run away from the scene!

Before leaving, Lan Yu from a distance saw a building with the word "shadow" written on it, just like the Hokage building in the comics.

Naturally, Lan Yu would not follow the steps of landing and enter through the gate, and then climb the stairs to the Hokage office on the top floor.

Flying directly to the window corresponding to Hokage's office, he knocked on the window to save Sarutobi's face, and said very politely:

"My fellow, open the window!"

Sarutobi: "..."

Can this window be opened?

(I.e.

Fei feigned ignorance and smoked the lit pipe, completely ignoring Lan Yu's intention.

"Third Hokage-sama, Lan Yu is knocking on the door outside." Kai reminded very "kindly".

Sarutobi didn't even look at Kai.

Do you have eyesight?You heard me, can I not hear you?

Also, you call this thing behind me a door?

Is it stupid?Is it stupid?Is it uneducated?

All of this was naturally seen by Lan Yu's "eyes" through [map scanning], and immediately the little tantrum came up.

Hey, you're still not convinced if I don't show you my young master's violent temper, right?

What?Who said smashing windows?Ye is such a violent Lord God!

Could such a low-level thing as smashing a window be something that his majestic god should do?

With a thought, Lan Yu opened the window from the inside by himself, and unscrewed the screws incidentally. In just two seconds, the French windows behind Hokage's office were completely removed, and by the way, he waved the intact glass, screws, etc. The main entrance of the Naruto Building.

It's just that wayward, it's just such a slap in the face, what can you do to me?

Lifting his chin arrogantly, Lan Yu floated into the suddenly spacious new "gate" very chicly, and looked at Sarutobi's wide-eyed eyes two by two.

Of course, Kakashi and the others also stared at their own eyes in amazement - they really don't see much of this ability to manipulate objects with their minds, even if it is [Puppet Art], it is impossible to directly disintegrate from the outside through the inside An object!

Kakashi even opened his forehead and opened his sharing eyes, trying to see something, but found nothing.

Thoughts are inherently invisible substances, and unless special pupil techniques such as yin and yang eyes can't be discovered at all.

"Um... Old man, are you looking for me?" Lan Yu said in an unceremonious tone.

Face is given to each other, and you dare to let the master god eat the cake, so don't blame the master god for showing you face.

"Old man?" Yuan Fei's eyes widened, "You called me?"

"The oldest one present will be called." Lan Yu went back directly without any hesitation.

Sarutobi trembled a few times when he heard the words, but in the end he still had to suppress his anger and said, "Leaving aside the matter of titles, tell me where you have been for the past four months?"

Sure enough, Sarutobi called everyone for this matter.

"Are you asking me?" Lan Yu squinted at Yuan Fei.

"Of course." Sarutobi's beard shook again.

Lan Yu waved his hand very casually and said, "It's been flying for nine days."

"Huh?" At this moment, even Kakashi and the parties behind him were confused.

what does this mean?

Only Tiantian was taken aback, with a hint of doubt, confusion, speculation and disbelief in his expression.

"Explain, what's the meaning of 'Swinging to the Nine Heavens'?" The frequency of Sarutobi's beard trembling increased again.

"It's just that we are too hung up, so we went to heaven." Lan Yu spread his hands as a matter of course, and then gave Yuan Fei a contemptuous look and said, "It's not even 'Dr. heard."

Sarutobi's beard stopped trembling now, and his expression was thoughtful. Kakashi and the others behind him also lowered their heads and thought about the source of Lan Yu's sentence "You are so hung up, why don't you soar to the sky", but they got nothing .

No matter how I think about it, I feel that this is the first time I hear it!

Only Tiantian widened his eyes in disbelief with an unexpected expression, and then covered his mouth with his hands, even so, there were bursts of muffled laughter.

Obviously knew something, and it was funny.

Seeing this, Yuan Fei also asked: "Tian Tian, ​​do you know where this sentence came from? What does it mean?"

Lan Yu is just like a hedgehog, he gets yelled at every word he says, and Yuan Fei thinks that his ninjas are better at talking.

"Hmm... hum hum hum!"

Tiantian, who was asked, let out a few quick muffled laughter, and it took three full seconds to force herself to control her emotions, but the eyebrows that were still raised betrayed her mood at this time.

"Sir, the Third Hokage...well, maybe I remembered it wrong, but it's hard to say." Tiantian declined politely.

This made Sarutobi frowned, he felt that his majesty as Hokage received a white handkerchief.

"But it's okay, even if I'm wrong, I won't blame you." Yuan Fei generously chose to forgive Tian Tian first.

Even so, Tian Tian was slightly hesitant, as if it was really hard to talk about it.

Lan Yu, who was watching the show, knew it was time to add fuel to the flames, and immediately said: "Tian Tian, ​​what you think and what I say must mean the same thing, don't worry and say it boldly, you won't be wrong."

I know it after hearing it every day, and I know that it is impossible not to say it.

Full of resentment, Lan Yu glanced at the instigator, but the other party turned his head away as expected, Tiantian had no choice but to resign himself to fate and said:

"Reporting to the Third Hokage, I don't know the origin of this sentence. I just read some books from Celestial Dynasty for some reasons. There is this sentence in it. It means... If you are so arrogant, why don't you go to heaven? ?puff--"

"puff--"

"puff--"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

Speaking of the latter, Tiantian couldn't laugh out loud by himself, and Kakashi and Neji couldn't hold back their low laughs. The two hurriedly lowered their heads to avoid being seen by Sarutobi, but Kai and Xiao Li He burst out laughing at the two stupid masters and apprentices.

As the first team to go to the Celestial Dynasty, several of them have naturally come into contact with some unique cultures of the Celestial Dynasty. Although they don't like it as much as Tiantian, they still remember some words by ear.

Hearing Tian Tian's explanation now, he immediately understood the meaning of Lan Yu's previous words.

It's mocking from beginning to end.

Sarutobi's face darkened when he saw this—even though he didn't know what the word "hang" meant, judging from the current performance of Kakashi and the others, it would definitely not be a compliment.

Without humiliating himself and asking for meaningless information, Sarutobi slapped his desk hard and stood up with a sullen face. While stopping the exaggerated laughter of Master Kai and his disciples, his majesty as a shadow was also fully suppressed. Obviously, trying to oppress Lan Yu.

Lan Yu expressed no pressure on this, and even felt a little sleepy, so he yawned.

"Enough!" Sarutobi finally couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted violently: "Uchiha Lanyu, what purpose did you come to Konoha Village with? What is your intention?"

"Ha~ow~" At this time, Lan Yu's big yawn was finished, and his expression was blank: "Purpose? Is it worth hollowing out your talent pool?"

The scene was once very dignified.

No matter what world you are in, being poached is unforgivable.

Especially this kind of person who blatantly tells you "Oh, I want to poach your corner", it is really Naruto who can bear Anbu.

The Hokage office was not very big, and it was filled with a lot of documents. After Lan Yu and the six people came in, it became even more crowded. If Lan Yu hadn't opened the "door" conveniently, he might have difficulty breathing.

But now it was really close to each other, a large number of Anbu leaned out from the walls, floors, and ceilings, besieging Lan Yu from all directions, and waited for Hokage to order to see whether to kill or capture.

Hokage was smoking his pipe, staring closely at Lan Yu's face to see some emotions, but all he got was a look of laziness.

"Wait...wait a minute! The Third Hokage, wait a minute!" Kakashi suddenly said: "The Third Hokage, Kai has already told you some information about "Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep." He is a teammate who is "beep beep beep" with us, and as for his attitude...Lan Yu, you and the Third Hokage must apologize, quickly!"

"Apologize?" Lan Yu squinted at Yuan Fei, who had an unclear expression, and raised his chin: "Why, I didn't say anything wrong, anyway, he is going to die in a few days."

"Lan Yu! You said too much!" Kakashi was a little angry now. After all, Sarutobi was his master: "No matter what, he is the Hokage and the towering tree that protects Konoha. Even for this One serving..."

In the words, there is no denying that Sarutobi is indeed about to die—the Chunin Exam is approaching.

"He still protects Konoha? Tell me, is Sarutobi's permission in 'Uchiha Extermination'? According to this statement, he was an indirect accomplice in killing my parents, so should I avenge my mother by the way?" Lan Yu But it doesn't matter, just speak out.

"Lan Yu, you..." Kakashi was anxious.

Lan Yu really wanted to anger the Third Hokage, but he came up to him without caring.

Whether it is for the resurrection of Lin and his father, or for possible future plane invasions, Lan Yu's role as a veteran reincarnation is beyond doubt.

With him in Konoha, no matter what happens in the [Lord God Space] in the future, he can effectively deal with it.

But now... Lan Yu doesn't want to stay in Konoha?