Naruto made a fake lord god

"twenty three..."

"3? 3 hours? Then..." Lan Yu disagreed.

"twenty three..."

"Um...are you...counting down?"

"twenty three..."

"No, damn! Teleport me back quickly..."

"0!"

As the countdown to "0" of the main god system fell, Lan Yu only felt that his eyes went dark and then brightened again. He who was originally sitting on the Potianxian sword had come to the [Lord God Space].

It's just that he... died!

Kakashi and others have already returned to the real world. At this time, Lan Yu is in a state of soul and is floating above the [Lord God Square]. A beam of green light shines on Lan Yu's soul body from the divine light ball to maintain Lan Yu's soul. Will not dissipate.

Of course, a charge of 1 luck point/second is essential.

"I bought a watch last year, it's super wearable!" Lan Yu's soul immediately started his own one-man show: "Zhou Papi, you little bitch, damn the last countdown to the ball? Just forget about the countdown Damn, Xipi's countdown can't be rounded up with a 'second' timing unit? Is my virgin's death hanging in this shitty place?"

"..." The main god system ignored Lan Yu, refused to reply, and gave him a cold treatment.

"Hey, you little brat, you still know how to resist silently, right? If your grandpa and I don't scold you today for the fact that three Buddhas were born and five Buddhas ascended to heaven, then your grandpa and I will lose. I'll tell you about Chinese culture! Big! Fine! ! Deep! You are not a rigid person who can understand this. Let your father and I teach you well today so that you can know what the charm of words is..."

It seems that seeing Lan Yuda's posture of fighting you to the death today, the main god system finally opened his mouth.

"Friendly reminder: The candidate is in the state of soul, maintaining this state will deduct 10 luck points per second, please restore the body as soon as possible."

"Get out of here, your master, I just saw that it was his damn 1 luck point/second, you stepped on the horse..." Lan Yu didn't care and yelled.

200 million luck points, that is confidence!

"Friendly reminder: The candidate is in the state of the soul. Maintaining this state will deduct 100 luck points per second. Please restore the body as soon as possible." The main god system changed its words again.

"What a fool! Zhou Bapi, do you want Bilian? You're the one..." Lan Yu had a bad temper and immediately started to use his cannon.

"Friendly reminder: The candidate is in the state of soul. Maintaining this state will deduct 1000 luck points per second. Please restore the body as soon as possible." The price of the main god system has increased again.

"..." Lan Yu also saw how shameless the main god system was, and said helplessly: "Okay, you are the boss and you are powerful. Now restore your true body."

As Lan Yu's voice fell, his still illusory soul began to emerge with muscle tissue, and after a while, he recovered his original body, and even gave him a set of original clothes.

Well, Zhou Bapi was rare and generous, but... why did Lan Yu feel a little uneasy.

He was also out of breath just now, so he yelled at a system like that—or, Lan Yu did it on purpose.

He wanted to test some of his guesses.

The result was...his guess was right!

Even obtained a lot of intelligence that exceeded expectations.

It's just that I haven't had time to be happy, but I was so scared by the sudden generosity of the main god system, my first reaction was to pull up my pants to see if my man's dignity had shrunk, and found that he was still so majestic and strong Then he breathed a sigh of relief.

It's okay, it's okay, if the rotten girl sees this, it will definitely be the size to drool.

"What is that... Tsk, that's weird! Could it be that Zhou Bapi also realized that he went too far this time and gave me compensation?" Lan Yu touched his chin in confusion, subconsciously sat down, and then said very directly One of the buttocks sat on the floor!

"Damn it!" Lan Yu opened his eyes wide: "Mother Xipi, Zhou Bapi, where is my Heaven-Breaking Immortal Sword?"

talking

Lan Yu's expression changed again. He rolled up his right hand and found that it was empty. His Sumeru Mustard Seeds were also missing!

"The plane collapsed, the candidate's body was crushed by the space storm on the spot, Xumi mustard. 98% of the Potianxian sword has also been involved in the space storm, and 99.99% of Xumi mustard may have been smashed like the candidate's body It is nothingness, and as a ??? level immortal sword, 32.15% of its material may resist the space storm, but the damaged area is at least 61.21%." The main god system prompted.

Lan Yu blinked his eyes and stroked the words of the main god system, and then he responded with half a salary: "Anyway, mustard seeds must be useless, right! What about Potian? What about Potian, which I exchanged for 100 million luck points? Isn't there still Why didn’t Mao see the rest?”

"Even if the Potian Immortal Sword relies on ??? grade materials to resist the first space storm, it is likely to be quickly destroyed by the second and third space storms. Wandering in the turbulent flow of time and space, you cannot relocate its coordinates until you find a new entrance to enter it." The main god system prompted.

"Oh? According to what you said, there is a 100% chance that I won't be able to see my Potian?" Lan Yu confirmed with gritted teeth.

"Candidate, you have a 0.00145% chance of obtaining the coordinates of the Potian Immortal Sword." The main god system prompted.

"Oh, the probability is really fucking high, I thank you and your family!" Lan Yu said in a strange tone.

"You're welcome, it is the responsibility of this system to answer the candidates."

"It's amazing, you can't tell the pros and cons?" Lan Yu was really helpless with this main god system: "Forget it, I will exchange this Heaven-shattering Immortal Sword myself later."

"Candidates, don't be so pessimistic. If the fragments of the Heaven-Breaking Immortal Sword can reach a new dimension, this effort will be profitable."

"Haha, there is a 0.00145% chance. If this damn thing can win, I will..." Lan Yu was about to set a flag, but the main god system over there suddenly prompted:

“《侏罗纪公园》位面已完全崩碎完毕，获取满值气运点200万、世界碎片*1、位面传送*1、位面完整法则*1，因为候选者等级不足，仅获取满值气运点200万、位面传送*1。”

Lan Yu: "...So, what did you hack me into again?"

"The world fragments are luck point upgrade currency units, and the conversion ratio is 1 luck point: 1 million luck points. The complete law of the plane is the realization of the law of the plane."

"F*ck! A hundred million points of luck... You don't explain and I can barely accept it. Why don't you spit it out!!!" Lan Yu's eyes instantly became bloodshot - even though they were originally blood red.

"It is the responsibility of this system to answer the candidates." The main god system said something familiar.

"Fuck me... forget it." Lan Yu shook his head and suddenly said: "Zhou Papi, are you self-aware?"

"..."

"Okay, I understand." Lan Yu understood in his heart.

It’s worthwhile for me to pretend to be stupid during this period of time, and today I finally confirmed the guess that I had been puzzled for a long time-as long as there are living objects, they will react differently in different situations when they face the same situation.

During this period of time, Lan Yu repeatedly experimented with insults, anger, happiness, praise, complaints, etc., and finally got a result - the main god system that talks to him has a life of his own.

In other words, this Zhou Papi is a black hearted and cold woman.

As for why it is a woman and not a man?

Isn't it tiring to work with men and women!

If this were a man...

What the hell!

Please just keep the current conversation mode!

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Aha, it will be on the shelves tomorrow, and now I am going to the hospital for a full set of checkups and I am going to be discharged again - Waste Lan will not succumb to the disease, Waste Lan will fight against the disease!

Haha, it's about to explode!

Today’s chapter is free, plus 4000 words for the arrears, for a total of 128900 words.