I really didn't teach elves cunning

"Penta kill." Li Ran couldn't help but yawn after completing another five kills.

too weak!too weak!

Are you already invincible in this game?

Looking at the barrage of 666 on the screen, he just felt tired.

Ding.

"Super Queen Nazi sends you a team application"

Naz?

Is it me?

Li Ran looked puzzled.

The superpower masters of Kanto seem to be Nazi’s parents.

However, this Nazi did not turn her parents into dolls like in the elf world.

But it is said that he is very arrogant and difficult to get along with.

Although she has a sweet voice...

How could such a goddess-level arrogant guy apply to form a team?

snort!

Counterfeit goods.

Click Decline.

Li Ran didn't feel any fluctuation in his heart, and was even a little impatient.

......

"Bang!" The water cup burst instantly.

In front of the computer desk, Nazi's face was expressionless, but the uncontrollable anger could be seen in her eyes.

She had just been ranked Li Ran in the king promotion competition.

Casey, who had a crispy hand, was scratched to bits by Li Ran's Mimikyu Q head.

By some chance, she sent out a team application.

Unexpectedly, he was rejected.

......

"That's really Nazi herself! Oh my God, the Iceberg Goddess also sends out team applications?"

"The anchor will send a team invitation quickly." The barrage was very active.

I am several times more active than when I played games before.

Li Ran, who had dead fish eyes, fell into deep thought.

Since it is really my true self...

or.......

But I am a cold and aloof male god!

"Snapped."

"Invitation Send"

"The other party has rejected the invitation. Reason for rejection: The previous invitation to team up was wrong. Don't get me wrong."

Li Ran: .......

"Anchor, you have lost the chance of Nazi's favor."

"Blacklisted by the Iceberg Queen."

The barrage was filled with joy.

Li Ran had no expression on his face and clicked on the ranking list.

Games start.

1L: Holy shit, ranked as high as Ran Shen! Won!

2L: Holy shit! Lie down!

3L: Holy shit!

Why doesn't 4L speak?

Li Ran looked at ID.

"Super Queen Nazi"

Li Ran: .......

"Second chance to mate."

"Come on, fight for the right to mate." Barrages flew across the air.

1L: Since Ran Shen is here, I must use the unique skill of mid lane Charmander.

2L: Since Ran Shen is here, I must use my unique skill to single out Boscodora.

3L: Since the God of Nature is here, I must use my unique skills to fight in the jungle.

"Super Queen Nazi locks AD Kuailong."

"I'll give it a try, but can the divine assistant win?"

"I guess, why did Ranshen choose to assist Pikachu?" The barrage asked a fatal question.

"Hello, is this the Dou Jing No. 1 Pikachu live broadcast room? Um...Sorry, I went to the wrong place."

ten minutes later.......

Our crystal collapsed.

"defeat"

Li Ran had an expressionless face and skillfully reported on points 1 to 4L.

After hesitating for a moment on the Nazi reporting interface, he entered the reason for reporting.

"You didn't accept my invitation and you tricked me."

"It's off the air." Leaving these words behind, Li Ran quickly downloaded the air.

The program is very effective.

......

Early the next morning.

Li Ran came to the bookstore to look for books related to training Mimikyu Q.

Not long after, he bought a copy of "Ghost Specialization".

After hesitating for a moment, he bought another book, "An Actor's Self-cultivation".

Mimikyu was looking at the books in the bookstore intently throughout the whole process, his little eyes moving very fast.

Apparently there are new ideas.

"Your account was deducted ￥25."

Not long after, Li Ran completed the payment and left with a somewhat reluctant Mimikyu.

On the way, Mimikyu thought secretly.

mound~~

You can't keep spending the money of shit-shoveling officials.

Love is relative!

I also have to pay!

Decided!

Mimikki's eyes were firm.

When Li Ran wasn't paying attention.

He trotted towards a rich-looking aunt.

"Oh, hahahaha, my son is so promising, right. Mrs. Li, your son is not bad either." The aunt was talking happily while holding her cell phone.

Suddenly, she felt as if her foot hit something light.

She looked down.

He saw a light yellow Pikachu, which looked like a ghostly version, lying on the ground twitching, making painful humming sounds from its mouth.

"Oh, God! What did I do?" The aunt covered her mouth with a look of panic.

He hurriedly knelt down and tried to check Mimikyu Q.

At this time, a card was thrown out from under the Mimikki painting.

"You hit me"

"Yes, I'm really sorry." The aunt cried.

bass.

Another card flew out.

"500 yuan"

Aunt:......

"Ahem. Little guy, you..." The corner of the aunt's mouth twitched crazily.

"Wow." Another card flew out.

"You hurt a lovely elf."

"Wow"

"Because of you, his future may be ruined."

"Wow."

"I know you feel guilty, painful, and even desperate, but!"

"Wow."

"500 can bring this cute elf back to life."

Looking at the stack of papers in her hand, the aunt was speechless.

"Sorry! My elf is naughty." At this time, Li Ran's calm voice sounded.

He grabbed Mimikyu Q, who was lying dead on the ground.

Mimikyu swayed in the wind like a leaf in Li Ran's hand, looking very miserable.

"Are you his master?" Auntie stood up abruptly, with a displeased look in her eyes.

"Huh?" Li Ran turned his head expressionlessly, then stiffly took out 100 from his bag.

"This is considered compensation."

After saying that, he grabbed Mimikyu and left here quickly.

"You are really promising, and you are still trying to get rich." Li Ran said coldly.

"Qiu (don't I want to make money? I do it for this family)!" Mimikyu shouted confidently.

"You don't need to make money, I have more money." Li Ranpi said with a smile.

"Besides, how can you be so arrogant?"

"Even if you really have to touch porcelain, you have to fully show the pain, use body language to express emotions, and throw cards more concisely. 500 at a time is definitely too little. 2500 at a time is about the same."

"Qiu~~(That makes sense)."

Mimikyu feels like a new door has opened.

"Did I say something wrong?" Li Ran suddenly felt something was wrong.

this is not good.

Make amends immediately.

"Ahem! Even if you make money, you can't do this."

"Think about it, after you touch porcelain, won't those people who were deceived be very painful afterwards? The hard-earned money is just gone." Li Ran organized his speech, trying to awaken the truth, goodness and beauty deep in Mimikyu's heart.

"Qiu~!" Mimikyu suddenly realized.

(*≧▽≦)

"You can teach me." Li Ran immediately nodded with satisfaction.

As expected, my own elf follows his master and is very clever.

But Mimikyu said excitedly: "Qiu (so I need to hone my acting skills strong enough to make them think that giving money really cured me! That 2500 saved an elf's life)."

"Qiu (this is the true meaning of being an actor)."

(*≧▽≦)

After saying that, he looked at the somewhat astonished Li Ran with admiration.

My shit scraper is so strong!

Is this how great directors understand acting?

I am indeed still far behind!

Li Ran: (?_?)