I really didn't teach elves cunning

"Thorn."

With the sound of the toilet flushing, Li Ran walked out with a tired look on his stomach.

Back in the room, Mimikyu was lying on his bed playing with his ears.

Li Ran: (?_?)

By the way, when did this guy come to my room?

This guy probably didn't take a shower, right?

This is really too bad~

but.......

It doesn't matter, I won't take a shower tonight either, so I won't be afraid of getting dirty!

"Back." Li Ran sat down at the computer desk and looked at the computer screen.

The screen is full of bullet screens.

"Here I go, the anchor is so handsome! I'm in love!"

"Ah, Xiao Ranzi without makeup is so handsome!"

"Xiao Ranzi's flying hair is so handsome!"

Li Ran: (⊙…⊙)

what's the situation?

At this time, he found the Hue Head that had fallen on the table and the sign that turned on the Hue Head on the screen.

Why is the color head turned on?

Did I drive it?

Think back...

After dinner, watch a movie, and then live broadcast...

When I turned on the computer, I originally wanted to turn on the Hue option, but I didn't turn it on, right?

Li Ran couldn't help but fell into deep thought...

"The anchor has fallen into a reflex arc again. I will withdraw first and come back after a year."

"Sage mode is on. I'll have a meal and then come back." The barrage began to spit out fragrance.

Obviously, this scene is quite routine.

After a few minutes, Li Ran's eyes regained clarity.

I didn't open the sex head, so there is only one murderer.

He looked at Mimikyu, who was looking a little uneasy on the bed.

The corners of his mouth couldn't help but curve.

"I guess, Xiao Ranzi can actually laugh. It's over, I'm lost."

"So handsome, kiss me."

"I'm bent. I'm healed."

Suddenly the barrage was filled with demons dancing wildly.

Li Ran calmly closed the Hue head and put it back to its original position.

After doing all this, he couldn't help but feel a little ashamed.

He actually looked sloppy in front of tens of millions of people.

He took out a mirror and looked at it.

I look handsome in the mirror, but the hair on my head is flying.

Image ruined.

Then he looked at Mimikyu Q on the bed with a murderous look.

"mound?"(??.??)

Mimikki opened his big innocent eyes.

"Don't touch my computer next time." Li Ran said in a calm but chilling tone.

Mimikyu Q's figure trembled.

So scary!

(?Д?)ノ

Are you disliked? What should you do?

only...

Pretend you don’t know anything!

This way the shit-scratcher won’t hate himself!

He saw Mimikyu standing up, with strong grievance in his eyes, and his eyes were a little red.

"mound!"

I do not have.

not me.

you guessed wrong.

How can you blame me if the computer turned on the Hue Header on its own!

I am innocent!

The barrage immediately surged, and a collective crusade against Li Ran began.

"Scumbag."

"Mimikyu Q is so cute and you still scold him!"

"Now apologize to Mimikyu and I will continue to like you! Otherwise??"

Li Ran looked at the skyrocketing barrage and Mimikyu, who was pretending to be innocent, but his small eyes were actually observing secretly.

I'm so tired.

"I was wrong."

"If you recognize your mistakes, correct them. This is what I like about Xiao Ranzi."

"Now go hug Mimikyu and tell him you love him very much!" The joyful barrage continued to surge.

"Qiu~"

(*≧▽≦)

It seems okay.

Mimikyu breathed a sigh of relief.

really.

Excellent actors can live a very nourishing life no matter where they are.

Li Ran: (?_?)

"Ahem, today's live broadcast ends here, see you next time."

The computer screen went dark.

Mimikyu's body suddenly trembled.

Looking at Li Ran again, he turned his head stiffly with a strange expression on his face.

"mound!"

Σ(?Д?|||)

Help!

Suddenly, Mimikyu's eyes flashed with a strange light.

His eyes revealed endless coquettishness.

This is a round pupil.

Can reduce the enemy's attack power.

Similar to coquettishness.

Most humans who are tricked will even let him go.

He tried this trick time and again.

Then he met Li Ran.

Li Ran's hand didn't even pause for a moment, his expression indifferent.

"Clap clap clap."

The sensual sound of a spanking echoed in the room.

.......

“Pfft, pfft~~”

Mimikki Q sprayed a bottle of wound medicine on the painted skin of his butt.

The entire painting suddenly became wet.

The potion dripped down his butt and onto the smooth floor, and was then wiped dry by Li Ran with a rag.

"Come on, I didn't use any force at all." Li Ran was helpless.

Mimikyu is too dramatic.

"Qiu~"

(???︿???)

Mimikyu burst into tears and accused Li Ran. He handed the empty medicine bottle to Li Ran's hand and motioned for him to throw away the bottle.

It seems that he is really destined to shovel shit.

Li Ran sighed slightly and accurately threw the bottle into the trash can five meters away.

Then he took out his mobile phone and logged into the elf reservation website.

In this world, people need to register their elves at the corresponding location to receive the elves' exclusive ID cards.

Generally, elves who recognize their master or become city citizens will have special identity chips implanted in their bodies.

Therefore, it is possible that Mimikyu Q has an identity chip from the Alola region in his body.

What he has to do is to first go to the registration center to eliminate Mimikyu Alola's identity, and then inject the Kanto region's identity chip.

The specialized testing process requires a local special agency, the Elf Testing Institute.

First, make an appointment online now.

Click on the website, enter your identity, and the appointment is successful!

Tomorrow at three o'clock in the afternoon.

After completing all this, Li Ran asked the Mimikyu next to him.

"Year old?"

Mimikyu Q stumbled and said.

"Qiu (one year old)?"

Mimikyu Q is still young and has a vague concept of age.

"She's so young. We're going to register tomorrow, and we can go to the supermarket by the way. Is there anything you want?"

"mound!"

∑(O_O;)

so good?

"Clap clap clap."

Mimikyu patted Li Ran's arm with his tail excitedly.

"Qiu (I want the 92 Lafite. The 99 steak)."

"Qiu (by the way, I also want the fire-breathing dragon as my exclusive mount)."

"Qiu (build me a small toilet of my own, it doesn't need to be big, just 300 square meters)."

"Qiu (I heard that a good actor, no, trainer elves need these)."

"What did you say? I don't understand~ Idiot, I'm a human and I can't understand Elvish." Li Ran sneered immediately and gently rubbed Mimikyu's head.

Click~

(▼ヘ▼#)

This shit scrapper is so cunning.

You were able to talk to me before.

Li Ran breathed a sigh of relief, applauding his wit in his heart.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have been in trouble.

I must not let him find out that I understand Elvish, otherwise I will definitely lose everything.

Only then did Li Ran realize that the Mimikyu he had picked up was not simple!

......

The next day, the noisy beeping alarm clock woke Li Ran up again.

This time he sat up directly and turned off the alarm clock.

Check the time.

noon

It's time to get up.

"Qiu?" At this moment, a familiar yet unfamiliar cry sounded from the pillow.

Mimikki woke up.

The confused Li Ran suddenly realized.

I am no longer alone.

"Qiu." Mimikyu tugged on Li Ran's sleeve and stretched out his arm to indicate that he needed a loving hug.

Li Ran's face was expressionless and indifferent.

Come on, hypocritical,

"Qiu." Mimikyu muttered dissatisfiedly.

A loving hug is a great way to build affection, why wouldn’t you do it?

Li Ran rolled his eyes and went to the bathroom to wash up.

After washing up, he took out a brand new towel, soaked it with warm water, and gently wiped the painted skin on Mimikyu's body.

"Qiu~~~"

Qiu narrowed his eyes comfortably.

After wiping his body, Li Ran wanted to take off Mimikyu's painted skin and wipe his face.

In fact, he himself is also very curious about Mimikki's true identity under the painting.

But Mimikyu was very resistant.

He did not want to bring misfortune to his master.

In the end, Li Ran had to give up.