I really didn't teach elves cunning

Zuo Fei's shit shoveling officer reminds you: please bookmark it after reading it (), it will be more convenient to read it again.

"Jie (Are you interested, kid)?" Gengar laughed again.

"mound?"

(??.??)

Grandma Juzi of the Four Heavenly Kings! Bravo!

It turns out that my charm has become so powerful.

Harmful!

Will I be killed if I refuse?

Mimikyu looked at Gengar.

Gengar suddenly showed a big smile.

mound~~

It’s so scary!

I will definitely be killed if I refuse.

No, I have to delay for a while and find other passers-by for help.

These thoughts flashed through his mind, and Mimikyu then raised his head and shouted in an extremely clear and artificial voice: "Qiu~ (Wow! Grandma, you are so awesome)."

All humans love flattery, and as long as I show my admiration for her, I can fool her!

"Yes, so are you willing to be my elf?" Juzi said with a kind smile.

But this kind smile is undoubtedly like a devil's smile in Mimikki's eyes.

Oops, she is so direct, what should I do?

"Qiu~~(Nei, I need to think about it)."

Mimikki played with his ears coyly, pretending to be shy.

A smile flashed in Juzi's eyes, and she gave Gengar a look.

"Jie Jie Jie!" Gengar immediately smiled strangely, then patted Mimikyu's stiff body: "Do you have a trainer?"

"mound!"

(?Д?)ノ

How to do?

If they say yes, will they beat up the shit collector?

If not...

I was supposed to be taken away by force.

That.......

"Qiu (I have a deadbeat housekeeper)."

Mimikyu tried to use a calm tone, but his voice was trembling, and he was obviously very frightened.

"Jie Jie Jie (there is a master, let's kill him)." Gengar immediately let out a sinister laugh.

Puzzle Q: ∑(O_O;)

Kill directly? This is too cruel!

No, I have to protect the shit shovel officer!

"Qiu (believe it or not, I called the police, but I actually wanted to kill someone in broad daylight. Is there any way to do this)?"

Mimikki plucked up the courage and spoke tremblingly in a childish voice.

"Jie Jie Jie." Gengar laughed horribly again.

Juzi had a weird smile.

Gollum.

Damn it, fucked up.

Mimikyu swallowed hard.

Then he plopped down on the ground, with tears welling up in his eyes, and shouted sadly: "Qiu (brothers and sisters, please let me go, I don't dare to do it anymore, my shit shovel officer is still seriously ill in bed, I have to rush today Go home, please let me go)."

While she was talking, the two small eyes on her belly moved very fast.

To be fair, they shouldn't be so cruel since they have suffered so badly.

Why don't you add some ingredients?

"Qiu (my shit shoveler is still mentally retarded, his biggest wish is to live in this world)."

As he spoke, Mimikyu also imitated the appearance of a mentally retarded person, his body kept twitching, the dark black claws he transformed kept stiff and twitching, water stains were flowing from his body, and he made a sound of "Abba, Abba." .

The performance can be considered superb.

At the end, she added: "You won't have trouble with a mentally retarded person."

After saying this, she took out a credit card from under her skirt.

"Qiu~ (This is the treatment fee for my idiot master, password 233333)."

She did everything she could to survive.

"It's really spiritual, but it's a pity that there is a trainer." Regret flashed in Juzi's eyes, and she tapped the ground with her cane.

"Jie! (We are joking)" Gengar made a face.

"Qiu (scared me to death)." Mimikyu breathed a sigh of relief.

"Qiu (goodbye, then)." She then waved and turned around decisively.

But before she could take a step, she was stopped: "Jie (wait a minute)."

"Qiu (wait...what are you waiting for)." Mimikyu froze and turned around like a robot.

"We are destined to meet each other. If your trainer treats you badly, you can come to me at any time." Juzi said slowly, leaning on crutches.

Gengar slowly stepped forward and pointed his purple finger above the eyes on Mimikki's abdomen.

"Bah."

A series of memories suddenly appeared in Mimikki's mind.

After carefully sorting it out, Mimikyu discovered that Gengar had taught him his "Ghost Elf Experience".

This is the spirit experience of the Four Heavenly Kings!

Money can't buy it!

You can only touch it by touching porcelain!

When she raised her head gratefully, Juzi and Geng Gui were gone.

"Qiu!" Mimikyu bowed gratefully into the air.

I met an expert today!

(*≧▽≦)

Sure enough, you have to choose a good partner when it comes to dating!

Now that I think about it, ￥2500 is not very attractive.

With this "Ghost Elf Experience", aren't you a proper future champion?

Touching porcelain makes me stronger.

A very strong one!

With cheerful steps, Mimikyu walked towards home.

inside the house.

Li Ran is playing sweet double queue.

Yes, he and Nazhi are in double queue again.

They met again in a ranked match.

After the game, he pulled Nazi at the request of fans.

"The anchor should take advantage of this third mating opportunity."

"Anchor, I've been watching your live broadcasts for many years. Can you be tougher and add me as a friend?"

"When two frigids meet."

Li Ran didn't even bother to pay attention to the barrages, he felt a little happy now.

At this time, Mimikki Q walked into the room.

"Qiu (I'm back)."

(* ^ ▽ ^ *)

"Oh, you go to the sofa and watch TV." Li Ran didn't look back.

Mimikyu Q: (??へ??╬)

A little unhappy.

She walked under Li Ran's chair, stretched out her paws to grab the handle of the chair, and climbed up with difficulty.

"Qiu (miss me)?"

"Yeah." Li Ran was extremely perfunctory.

Mimikyu Q: (??へ??╬)

Hearing Mimikyu's voice, the barrage immediately became lively.

"The anchor is finally here, hurry up and get rid of this substitute."

"I want to see Mimikki act cute."

"Mimikyu, please open the Hue head."

Mimikki stood on the armrest curiously, looking at the screen.

Super Queen, Nazi?

Is this the mating partner of the shit shoveler?

Hostess?

Mimikyu looked at Li Ran in shock.

This otaku master actually has a partner?

Long live!

At this time, Li Ran was operating the character intently, completely unaware of the Mimikyu next to him.

Mimikki then jumped off the chair and began to recall the books he had read in his mind.

"If you love a trainer, you must make them happy. The elements of happiness are very simple, love, friendship and family affection."

"For the shit shovelers, you are their family and friendship, and your lover corresponds to love."

Mimikyu Q was thoughtful.

So for the sake of the shit shovel's happiness, I need to help him get love!