I really didn't teach elves cunning

"Ahem, old man, my goal is the stars and the sea." Li Ran politely declined the old man's invitation.

"It's such a pity. With your talent, you should shine in the field of weather prediction, instead of just being a stupid trainer." The old man said with regret.

I remember that my son was unwilling to inherit his mantle and was determined to become a so-called elf trainer.

The elves at that time were difficult to control.

The Poke Ball wasn't even invented.

So the result can be imagined. His son was forcibly married off by a strange elf, seemingly named Gardevoir, and he has never returned home a few times.

I heard that a few elves were also born.

It's scary just thinking about it!

"Xiao Ran, you are so talented. You really can't waste it on elves. You should become a weather forecaster." The old man did not give up and kept trying to persuade Li Ran.

But what he didn't know was.

Li Ran is not only very talented in weather forecasting, he is also a leader in other places.

So Li Ran took out his mobile phone from his pocket and opened his mailbox.

"Oh my God, why did Mr. Li, the master of mecha manufacturing, send you an email?"

"Oh my God! How come the master of anatomy also sends an email?"

"Oh my god, this is Chinese medicine."

"This is success learning."

"And the hypnotist."

"Why do so many masters send you emails and want to invite you to be their assistant?" The old man was shocked.

He felt his worldview had been impacted.

If Li Ran is a genius and can learn a major in one year, then he is 16 years old this year.

Assume that he can start thinking and learning when he is still an embryo.

Pregnancy in ten months, rounding off thoughts.

That's sixteen plus one.

17 years.

17 subjects.

But there are at least more than 30 letters in the mailbox. In other words, one subject a year for Li Ran is not enough to describe how awesome Li Ran is!

The old man was about to suffocate.

What a monster-level genius this is.

How could such a genius succumb to the weather research institute!

The old man understood and stopped trying to persuade him.

Li Ran naturally wanted to have some leisure time and concentrated on watching his elf learn and grow.

"Bubble." Floating Bubble looked at the student Snow Demon Girl with a smile.

"Luohaoluo" The Snow Demon Girl suppressed her blush and farted.

"Wow." Fine snow began to fall in the sky, but the difference was that this time the snow was accompanied by a smell.

Lying on the grass, Li Ran's nose twitched for a while, and finally his expression changed, and he roared:

"Snow Demon Girl, you ate randomly, your farts smell so bad!"

The Snow Witch's food is water and ice, so what she excretes will also be water and ice.

Only when she eats other substances will the Snow Witch excrete poop or even fart.

The weather of the Snow Demon Girl will change according to her physical condition.

So when the Snow Witch eats something bad and starts to fart, her weather will also carry a smell.

A few days ago, the Snow Demon Girl got out of control after stealing Li Ran's cheesecake, and often ate various snacks.

The result is farting.

Originally a beautiful girl who liked yin people, she suddenly turned into a foot-picking man who excretes sex.

"Low bang bang bang." Learning is too difficult.

The Snow Demon Girl looked sad. She felt that it was really difficult to control the weather.

Floating Bubble waved his hands helplessly.

There was nothing he could do about it, he was teaching with all his might.

It's just that the Snow Demon Girl can't grasp it.

Some moves cannot be mastered by learning, and one's own talents and conditions need to be taken into consideration.

This is why almost no elves can master more than two kinds of weather.

The performance of the Snow Witch has been very good. She has mastered the ice and snow weather and even created poisonous ice weather.

There’s really no need to push for more.

But the Snow Witch is not satisfied, she wants to become the Weather Queen who will scare her enemies!

"Luohaoluo" The Snow Demon Girl stood in front of Li Ran and let out a childish but determined cry.

"Based on the fact that if you eat badly before, your farts will change the taste of the weather."

“When I peeled it all back, I discovered that your physical condition can affect the weather.”

"Luohuanghuang." The Snow Demon Girl nodded vigorously.

"So, in other words, if you get angry, can you create sunny weather? If you have diarrhea, can you create rainy weather?"

Li Ran's words made the Snow Demon Girl's eyes light up.

But soon the light in her eyes dimmed.

"Low bang bang bang."

However, the ability to change the weather only when you are sick is too weak.

Moreover, the battle between elves is very fast, and there is no time to make yourself sick during the battle.

Although Li Ran's analysis hits the target and is well-founded.

But it's not feasible.

The Snow Demon Girl suddenly became a little lonely.

"Don't be sad, everything will turn around." Li Ran smiled slightly.

“The performance of the body can be deceived.”

"Hundreds of years ago, before the Alliance appeared, the Soviet Union once conducted an experiment."

"They locked a man in a dark cell and gave him the appearance of bloodletting by swiping a piece of wood on his wrist."

"Then they turned on the tap and let the water slowly fall to the ground."

"Under such torture, the man died. He was not injured at all, not even bleeding, but he died."

"Because his brain was tricked and he really thought he was being dismissed from school, his lips turned pale and he died of excessive blood loss."

Li Ran said calmly.

The Snow Demon Girl's eyes became brighter and brighter as she listened to Li Ran's words.

"Luo luo luo luo?"

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Li Ran: .......

"I want you to learn to hypnotize yourself, so that you can trick your brain into creating the right weather!"

"Luo Bao Luo!" The Snow Demon Girl's eyes lit up, she realized!

"Luo Bao Luo Luo!" The Snow Demon Girl shouted crisply.

Five minutes later, Li Ran and the Snow Demon Girl began to say goodbye to the people from the Weather Research Institute.

"Remember, you must come back to see this bad old man like me!" The old man held Li Ran's hand tightly and cried until he couldn't stop crying.

"Bubble!" Floating Bubble said seriously to the Snow Demon Girl.

"Luohuanghuang." The Snow Demon Girl nodded vigorously, her face full of determination!

"It's time to go. Thank you for taking care of me during this time." Li Ran waved to the researchers at the Weather Research Institute and bent his legs under the reluctant gaze.

"Bang." Explosive force came from under his feet, and a one-meter deep pit suddenly appeared under his body.

And Li Ran had already flown into the sky with the Snow Demon Girl, and disappeared from everyone's eyes after a gorgeous jump.

The researchers' expressions were dull and their hands were waving.