I really didn't teach elves cunning

"When will the anchor go to the jungle competition?"

"Why has God been so lazy lately?"

In the room, the audience was making comments.

Li Ran has been doing live broadcasts this month and will also answer some questions.

"I've been busy training recently," Li Ran replied.

"The fourth elf? Which one is it?"

"Uh...I'm learning swordsmanship." Li Ran said honestly.

"Really? Learning swordsmanship?"

"Does Ran Shen want to kill people in a wild competition?"

Looking at the barrage, Li Ran showed a sinister smile.

"That's right. I'm going to rush through the level and challenge the leader of the 90th floor. I'll split him open with one knife."

After saying that, ignoring the barrage, Li Ran thought of the single sword scabbard.

This guy must be blowing air on the balcony again.

For Li Ran, this month has been extremely painful.

He not only has to practice swordsmanship, but also performs secondary performances with a single scabbard.

If he didn't say those shameful slogans, he would even go on strike.

too difficult!

After sighing slightly, Li Ran said to the camera: "I decided to go to the wild competition to torture vegetables."

For Li Ran, wild fighting is the best way to relieve stress.

Legally ravage your opponent with your fists.

This is the romance of a real man.

"666, that man is coming."

"After waiting for a month, Ran Shen finally found himself."

"Believe in your inner choice and rush!"

In this month, Li Ran barely participated in a game, but it made his opponents even more afraid of him.

Compared with most players, Li Ran's combat experience and on-site reaction are completely sufficient to cope with the National League.

After the broadcast ended, Li Ran turned to look at Nazhi who was lying on the bed with her chin on her hand reading comics.

Nazi was wearing a suspender top, with one of the suspenders removed to her shoulders, revealing a large area of ​​spring on her chest.

Spicy eyes.

Since confirming their relationship, Nazi has become less and less concerned about her image.

"Let's go to the wild competition." Li Ran sat next to Na Zi and said.

After saying that, Li Ran thoughtfully helped Nazhi's sling.

"Okay." Nazi nuzzled Li Ran and yawned.

"Then go to sleep." Li Ran patted Na Zi on the shoulder.

"I want a kiss before going to bed." Nazi pouted and closed her eyes.

"This..." Li Ran looked around furtively.

Mimikyu and Ghoststone are not at home, and the scabbard is on the balcony.

Yongjira and the Demon Wall Doll are not there either, and the Snow Demon Girl is nowhere to be found.

"Boo." Li Ran quickly pecked Na Zi on the lips.

"It's too light! I don't feel it." Nazi said dissatisfiedly.

"Okay." Li Ran leaned over.

"Ah, you Li Ran, you actually bit my lip!" Nazi's cry of pain echoed in the night sky.

......

"Ahem, I decided to return to the wild fighting competition." Li Ran said sitting in the living room early the next morning.

All four elves stood in front of him with serious expressions on their faces.

"Qiu I must participate." Mimikki raised his little paw seriously.

"Jie Jie, hey, is the boxing champion finally going to box?" Ghost Stone waved his fist.

"I'm not interested, I want to be a lovely girl." The Snow Demon Girl sat on the ground dignifiedly.

"Sword" scabbard looked at the TV with a melancholy expression.

"The sword goes in the direction of my heart."

Li Ran nodded with satisfaction.

"Then you can be the vanguard with the single scabbard, just in time to show me how sharp your sword is."

"The real sword gods always appear at the end. Besides, my lord, you haven't called out the slogan yet, and you haven't liberated me yet."

Li Ran:

Li Ran raised his sword and punched the coffee table three meters away with his left fist.

"Bang." The small tea cup suddenly turned into powder.

"Sword Master, I am willing to fight for you. Du Sword Sheath immediately changed his mind.

“Do you still need a slogan?”

"Sword." The single scabbard shook the sword wildly.

.....

The battles in wild fighting tournaments are very intense.

Need to warm up in advance.

The best warm-up is naturally a friendly match.

Li Ran started to make phone calls constantly.

"Hey, hey, Chihong, do you want to have a private wild match? Ah? If you have something to do, why don't you meet Qinglu? Okay, let's make an appointment next time."

"Hey, hey, Qinglu. Do you want to have a private wild match? Ah? Are you busy too? Looking for Chi Hong? Is Chi Hong busy? What? You just saw him finish a wild fight? Okay, I'll ask right away. he."

"Red Red, Qinglu said I just saw you playing in the jungle? You really don't want to have a game with me? What? Something suddenly happened and you have to go back? Okay, then you are busy. Huh? You also saw Qinglu finish playing in the jungle. Fighting match?"

Li Ran hung up the phone in confusion.

In the end, he still didn't call Qinglu for confirmation.

I believe Qinglu will also go home.

After a while, he continued to dial.

"Hey, hey, Li Jin? Are you interested in a wild fighting match?"

Li Jin's voice suddenly sounded on the other end of the phone, "No interest. According to my data analysis, the chance of me defeating you in a wild fight is 0%, and the chance of being slapped in the face by you is %."

"So I refuse." Li Jin's voice was very calm.

"Is that so? It's a shame that I still regard you as my opponent and want to fight you with the newly recovered elves." Li Ran's tone was filled with deep regret.

"What?" Li Jin exclaimed.

"Okay, I promise you." Li Jin immediately changed his mind.

"See you at the training ground." Li Ran had a wicked smile on his face.

The phone is turned off.

The sleepy Nazi rubbed her eyes and said coquettishly, "Who is it?" with a strong nasal tone.

"A fool." Li Ran closed the phone and gave Nazhi a good morning kiss.

"Want to watch me practice boxing?" Li Ran asked after the kiss.

"Forget it, I don't want to go." Nazi shook her head, then rubbed her belly in distress.

"I'm hungry."

"What do you want to eat? Li Ran asked.

"Get down here!" Nazi smiled sweetly.

"Okay!" Li Ran immediately rushed to the kitchen full of energy.

As for Li Jin...

Just wait a moment.

Singles will have no complaints.

Half an hour later, Li Ran quickly ran to the training ground after feeding Na Zi.

His blood was boiling all over, and he couldn't help but want to press Li Jin against the wall and bang him in various ways.

In the training ground, Li Jin was almost asleep.

After seeing Li Ran's figure, Li Jin's body shook.

"You are finally here, my destined opponent." Li Jin whispered.

"Where are your elves?" Li Jin looked behind Li Ran. They were empty, not even a poke ball around his waist.

"Who said elves are needed for wild fighting matches?" Li Ran smiled slightly.

Li Jin: ;°Д°

Li Ran, let me join in!

Ten minutes later, Li Ran left the training ground with satisfaction.

On the wall of the training ground, Li Jin was pressed in a humanoid shape, with shock and fear written on his face.

:. :mx

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