I really didn't teach elves cunning

Not long after Li Ran's mother stayed in the hotel, she asked, "This suite only has one room??"

Nazi blushed and nodded shyly.

Li Ran's mother's eyes suddenly widened and she exclaimed, "It's progressing so fast."

If you think about it carefully, Li Ran and Na Zi are only 16, right?

Making a private decision for life at such a young age, even...

Today’s children are so precocious!

But it’s pretty good, I just want to have a grandson too!

"Then you go on, Mom has something to do, so she needs to leave first." Li Ran's mother showed an ambiguous smile and walked towards the door.

"I'll see you off." Li Ran hurriedly followed.

"I'll go too." Nazi stood up immediately, but was stopped by Li Ran's mother.

"It doesn't matter, Xiaoran just takes me to the door."

Seeing Li Ran's mother insisting, Na Zi gave up.

Arriving at the door, Li Ran's mother sneakily took something out of her backpack and stuffed it into Li Ran's hand.

He said in a mysterious tone: "Pay attention to safety measures. It is best to wait until Nana is 18 years old to reproduce."

Li Ran:? ? ?

Wait until mother leaves.

Li Ran looked at the thing in his hand in confusion.

A small square bag.

There seems to be something smooth and tender inside.

Li Ran was not a fool and recognized this thing immediately.

He reluctantly threw the small bag on the table.

He secretly complained about his cheap mother.

"What is it?" Nazi walked over curiously.

"Eh?! Isn't this a condom?" Nazi looked surprised.

"Wow, I still love the Elf brand. The workmanship of this brand is very fine and very expensive~"

Nazhi happily came to Li Ran's side.

He said excitedly in a tone that I knew you were an LSP: "You really want to have a kidney transplant with me, right?"

Li Ran: (?_?)

"My mother gave this to me." Li Ran decided to prove that he was not lewd.

In this relationship, he only cares about his heart, not his kidneys.

But what Nazi said next made Li Ran's expression suddenly change.

"What a timely gift, Mom is so kind." Nazhi looked touched.

Li Ran:? ? ?

Nazi turned to look at Li Ran and said, "The price of this brand is one of the best in all regions."

Looking at Nazhi discussing condoms with him, Li Ran suddenly thought of a famous joke from his previous life.

Woman: I think my boyfriend is very selfish.

Friend: Why?

Woman: Every time he buys granular ones.

Friend: That’s a good thing, it means he cares about you and hopes your experience will be better!

Woman: No, he wears it backwards.

I heard that pure people understand it.

Li Ran calmly threw TT into the trash can, forced a smile, took Nazi's hand, and walked towards the hall.

"Let's go watch Tiantian's drama! Recently, there was a popular TV show called Jinglian. I heard that I was very touched. It's very sweet."

Nazi had a slight smile on her face and nodded slightly.

So the two of them watched the show sweetly, while TT slowly died in the trash can.

"Ding ding ding" Not long after, the doorbell rang again.

Li Ran, who was confused, opened the door and saw his cheap father standing at the door.

Put on a professional smile.

"Hi, my dear baby son! You are handsome again!" Li Ran's father hugged Li Ran hard.

Nazi also hurriedly came to the door to say hello.

"Baby son, has your mother been here?" Li Mo, Li Ran's father, looked around and asked in a low voice.

"I just left not long ago." Li Ran replied.

Li Mo rubbed his hands and asked tentatively: "Then did she ask you to join Team Rocket?"

"Yes!" Li Ran nodded vigorously, and then said honestly: "I have decided to join Team Rocket!"

Li Mo's expression suddenly changed and he became a little panicked.

"Why? Isn't the alliance bad?"

"Son, please don't go to that ungrateful place of Team Rocket."

Li Ran showed an excited look on his face and said: "Mom said that it would be okay to get me accurate gods and mythical beasts, and the Rockets also have money, and they can also forge various identities for me. Although the alliance is powerful, these illegal things are definitely It can’t be done.”

Li Mo was silent.

Team Rocket is so ruthless.

He gritted his teeth and said with difficulty: "The benefits of our alliance are really good."

"How good is it?" Li Ran asked immediately.

Li Mo:......

think carefully......

It doesn't seem to be good.

Seeing his father's expression, Li Ran understood.

He took out the Team Rocket ID from his pocket.

"I am now a senior member of Team Rocket!"

But he saw his father with a surprised look on his face: "My dear son, from now on you will be our alliance's spy on Team Rocket!"

Li Ran: (?_?)

This cheap father is really unreliable.

Finally, Li Ran and Nazhi sent Li Mo away.

In Li Mo's heart, Li Ran and Na Zi have become alliance spies who sacrificed themselves and joined the Rockets in order to destroy the Rockets.

After dealing with his parents, Li Ran felt exhausted both physically and mentally.

He would rather play 100 wild matches than have to deal with identity issues with his parents.

He and Nazhi collapsed on the sofa and looked at each other.

His father is a senior executive in the league, and his mother is the deputy leader of the Rockets.

How are they combined?

This is a mystery.

"Maybe they met and fell in love when they were traveling abroad, and then gave birth to you, so even if they knew each other's identity, there was nothing they could do." Nazi gave a guess, with a look of longing on her face.

"So they appear to us to be loving, but secretly they are fighting each other."

After ending their speculation, both Li Ran and Na Zi had shocked looks on their faces.

Is this the daily life of the Infernal Affairs family?

So exciting!

Nazi was eager to try.

"Will we end up like that in the future?!"

Li Ran suddenly said with a black line: "No, although I am in the league, my heart is with the Rockets!"

.......

A week later.

Nazi received another commission from Team Rocket.

After the two of them stored their luggage, they set off towards the entrustment location.

"This is a confidential commission, to capture dreams!" Nazi told Li Ran about the details on the road.

"Mian? Did Team Rocket find Mian?" Li Ran looked surprised.

As a legendary elf, Meng Meng's trace has always been a mystery.

Unlike ordinary legendary elves, the super-powered Mew has moves such as teleportation and transformation.

Its ability to escape and disguise is beyond the ability of ordinary organizations to see through.

"Our Rockets have developed special equipment. Under the detection of this equipment, we can identify the difference between dream-transformed elves and ordinary elves."

"Not only that, we have developed a total weapon that can capture dreams."

"Electromagnetic network. The structure of electromagnetism is very wonderful. Electromagnetic waves of a certain frequency can interrupt the spread of superpowers and render instant movement ineffective."

"Once we release this electromagnetic wave network, dreams will have nowhere to hide!"

Nazi told the details one by one.

"We can't let Team Rocket's ambitions succeed." Nazi finally ended with these words.

There was a look of indignation in his eyes.

"No, you just want to get that dream." Li Ran complained mercilessly on the side.