I really didn't teach elves cunning

"Hello everyone." On the other side, Li Ran started the live broadcast and opened the sex page.

"Why are you having sex today? I'll lick you first as a sign of respect."

"Handsome as always, but we don't need you."

"The replacement anchor is online, where is the Mimikyu anchor?"

The barrage immediately gave sincere greetings.

I'm heartbroken, the substitute male anchor no longer has any status.

"Ahem, in today's ranking, I'll show you Mimikyu's laning skills." Li Ran coughed dryly.

"Yao Shou, the anchor actually said so many things."

"Oh my God, the anchor said several words in order to win favor."

"Feeling sorry for Mimikyu."

Li Ran ignored the barrage. Go directly to the game.

"Wow." The super rocket rose slowly, accompanied by a voice: "Where is Mimikyu Q?"

"Read a book." Li Ran cherished his words like gold.

After entering the game, Li Ran subconsciously glanced at the friends bar on the left.

There are no friend requests.

Feeling inexplicably unhappy.

Then he started live streaming.

Tonight's live broadcast makes people sleepy.

"We need Mimikyu! Or the goddess Nazi." The barrage wailed.

Li Ran felt that his career had suffered a setback.

With such pain, Li Ran fell into a deep sleep.

Mimikyu Q on the pillow also slowly fell asleep.

Silent all night.

The next day, Mimikyu had already woken up at dawn.

She still remembers what she learned yesterday.

"Cleaning can make the scavenger dependent on you."

?(???‵‵)?

But how?

Mimikyu Q stood in the empty living room and fell into deep thought.

Got it!

Decorate your living room to give it a cozy feel!

Full of energy, Mimikyu Q immediately transformed into a shadow claw.

First, take out the snacks from the snack box in the corner and place them on the coffee table in an orderly manner.

In this way, when you watch TV by yourself, you can reach out and get snacks!

Very homey.

"Wow."

Shadow Claw slowly flew towards the snack box.

"laugh."

There was the sound of claws digging into the box.

The claws were drawn out, bringing up large pieces of sawdust.

A trace of panic flashed in Mimikyu's eyes.

Then she stabilized her mood and comforted herself by saying: "Qiu (eating too many snacks is not good for your health, so throw them away)."

Then she focused on the vase in the corner.

"Qiu (the vase needs to be placed next to the TV to feel good)."

"Snapped."

The crisp sound of a vase breaking was heard.

"Qiu (it doesn't matter, it's unlucky to keep the vase, just throw it away)."

"Qiu (why don't you move things and do some cleaning)." Mimikyu murmured to himself.

Then she controlled the Shadow Claw to grab a rag and wiped it towards the TV, "Qiu (wipe the TV clean first)!"

"Snapped."

The shadow claw clawed its way into the LCD screen, bringing out a large pile of glass slag.

"Qiu (it doesn't matter, TV affects learning, no more)."

After half an hour.

Mimikyu stood in the living room with satisfaction and breathed a sigh of relief.

That's it!

In this way, a deep bond was formed with the shit shovel officer.

......

"Wake up, sb!"

"Wake up, sb!"

The beeping alarm clock on the bedside table rang.

"Snapped."

His strong arm expertly knocked his neck crooked.

Li Ran opened his sleepy eyes and yawned.

It's a new day, it's time to go to school.

He got up in a daze and put on his clothes slowly.

After finishing dressing, he yawned again and turned his head.

Mimikyu Q was standing at the head of the bed, with dark claws sticking out from under her skirt to squeeze out a weird smile on the painting.

"Good morning, Qiu." Mimikyu's tone was full of joy and expectation.

Li Ran rubbed Mimikyu's face expressionlessly.

I was really shocked when I saw this grimace when I got up.

Fortunately, I have a big heart.

If I change my trainer, I may not be able to withstand it.

Li Ran couldn't help but think of Kikuko, the ghost king of Kanto.

She is the eldest king.

Specializes in ghost elves.

It is said that he raised many thieves and Gengars.

Gengar is an elf who likes to express his love through pranks.

And Juzi can actually live such a long life!

It’s surprising to think about it.

After finishing washing, Li Ran yawned again. Under Mimikki's expectant gaze, he walked towards the living room.

As soon as he entered the living room, he paused.

His body trembled slightly.

The pupils were dilated, and a rare look of astonishment appeared on the calm face.

Almost everything he could see was blank.

The coffee table, vases, boxes, TV, and even the wool blanket in front of the TV were all missing.

There is nothing in the entire living room except a soft black sofa.

The corners of his mouth twitched and he turned his head.

At this moment, Mimikyu Q was looking at him with big eyes, and two black arms stretched out from the bottom of her skirt, spread out forcefully, as if waiting for a hug.

Her eyes were full of pride.

Am I a great shit shoveler?

Just give me a hug!

"I think you want to go to heaven." Li Ran's eyes showed a dangerous light, then he grabbed Mimikyu and gave him a burst of physical therapy on his butt.

......

Five minutes later, Li Ran walked out of the house refreshed, followed by an aggrieved Mimikyu.

She was puzzled.

Why is the plot development different from what is written in the book?

Soon, Li Ran came to the school.

Of course, he had already put Mimikyu back into the luxurious ball before entering the school.

After registering his name at the school gate, he came to his class, one for each year.

The students in the classroom were a little reserved as they introduced themselves.

Occasionally, a few people I know gather together to chat.

Li Ran's entry naturally attracted everyone's attention.

"So handsome." This is what most girls think.

"Isn't this guy the Mimikyu anchor of the Doujing platform?" This is the boy's idea.

"Hey, long time no see." In the classroom, a handsome man with blue hair walked towards Li Ran.

He is Li Ran's good friend Li Jin.

Li Ran nodded towards Li Jin, then picked a seat in the corner and sat down.

Li Jin saw this and smiled: "You are still as withdrawn as before."

Li Ran didn't speak, he looked out the window.

"Is this Mimikyu?" Li Jin didn't care and looked at the luxurious ball on Li Ran's waist.

"You actually bought a luxury ball directly. It seems you are very satisfied with this little guy."

In the luxurious ball, Mimikki is taking a nap.

"Look, Song is coming in." At this time, Li Jin pursed his lips toward another corner of the classroom.

Li Ran looked around and saw a red-haired young man striding towards this side, with a red and white ordinary elf ball hanging on his waist.

"It seems that the person who came here is not good." Li Jin said gloatingly on the side.