I really didn't teach elves cunning

"New day, new mood~~"

"New day, new mood~~"

At the head of the bed, a hand-sized Dou Dou doll suddenly made a cry.

Snapped.

An arm struck Doud hard on the head.

The beeping stopped——

moment.

"Get up, sb!"

"Get up, sb!"

The sound of the Dudu Doll sounded again.

Li Ran opened his groggy eyes blankly, and subconsciously swung his right hand to bend the neck of the Dudu doll.

He stared at the white ceiling, fumbled for the glasses on his bedside, and put them on.

He sat up, straightened the doll's crooked neck, and then worked on its belly to cancel the alarm clock setting.

Dragging lazily to the bathroom.

He took out his Gyarados-shaped toothbrush and started washing.

When he accidentally raised his head, he saw himself in the mirror.

He has a handsome face and two thick eyebrows with cold ripples.

His face was expressionless, as if he was paralyzed.

"It's handsome!"

After washing, he carefully arranged the tools on the sink neatly.

……

Back in the room, Li Ran subconsciously took out his phone and checked the time.

2pm.

it's time for lunch.

So he put on a white casual suit, stepped on flip-flops, and walked outside.

After closing the door, there were several advertisements hanging on the door handle.

Li Ran pulled off the advertisement and glanced at it casually.

"Ai Elf Restaurant grandly launches new product Steamed Duck with Scallions"

"The horror restaurant is officially opened, the waiter Guisi will serve you throughout the whole process, no money is required if you don't scare people"

"The meat of duck with green onions is delicious and rich in fat. If it is steamed... I don't think it will work."

"I'm not afraid of being scared by ghosts just to have a meal."

Expresslessly crumpling the advertisement into a ball and throwing it into the trash can, Li Ran quickly went downstairs.

It has been five years since I traveled to this world.

Fifty years ago, a meteorite fell from the sky.

The meteorite carried strange fluctuations, and soon all creatures on the earth, except humans, slowly grew into elves.

For decades, humans and elves have been in constant conflict.

Although there are incidents of dangerous elves harming humans every year, fortunately, many elves are close to humans.

Ten years ago, the Poke Ball, which combined the wisdom and hope of human scientists, was launched.

From then on, professions related to elves began to spring up like mushrooms after a rain.

The earth has even established an elven alliance.

It is roughly divided into four regions: Kanto, Chengdu, Sinnoh, and Hoenn.

There are four kings and champions in each region.

The area where Li Ran is located is Guandu.

What’s interesting is that the small towns in the elf world have all become provinces here, and Li Ran is located in Shanglian City in the Zhenxin Province.

So in general terms, this world is similar to the elf world.

But the specifics will be slightly different.

When Li Ran first came to this world, he almost went crazy with excitement.

I am a die-hard fan of Elf games.

Then five years passed.

Now I have become accustomed to it.

In the eyes of his teachers and classmates, he is a cold and handsome academic master.

In the eyes of neighbors, this child is calm and mature beyond his years.

And Li Ran knew that he was just an otaku who didn't like to socialize.

As soon as you walk out of the house, you can see a lot of Dudu.

A few years ago, Dudu replaced cars that polluted the environment.

The payment method for Dudu Bicycle is like the little yellow bicycle in the previous life.

You can pay quickly by scanning the QR code.

Of course, if you want to travel long distances, you can choose the Flame Horse.

The flame horse's endurance and speed are both excellent, and its appearance is also particularly cool.

But the price is more expensive.

now. Many Dudus are sitting on the ground and taking a nap.

"Dudu is at your service."

As soon as they saw Li Ran, they immediately cheered up and started chirping.

They were shouting louder and louder, all trying to grab business.

"They are rubbish, Dudu is here to serve you, Dudu is professional." A Dudu with white hair on his head won the battle, and he came to Li Ran proudly with his head held high.

"Sorry, I don't need to take the car." Li Ran rubbed his white-haired back with a dead look and said.

"Dudu will never serve you again!" Bai Mao glared, swung his butt and returned to his companions.

Li Ran's eyes were calm.

Bai Mao Dudu said this every time, but when he saw himself, he still couldn't help but jump out to solicit customers.

They thought they couldn't understand their whispers and fights.

But in fact, Li Ran is a person with super powers. He can understand the language of any elf.

People with super powers do exist in this world.

Compared to ordinary people, people with superpowers do have an advantage in training elves.

Soon after, Li Ran came to a familiar small restaurant.

The restaurant owner is a genuine Shanglian native and is good at cooking.

The restaurant is only about 50 square meters, with one owner and one waiter.

After sitting down at your seat, the waiter has already handed you the menu. There are five cute little pink suction cups on the waiter's white palm.

After handing over the menu, his palms began to move in the air as if they were attached to the wall.

This is a super elf, a magic wall doll.

"A stir-fried greens and beef curry."

"Come on~" The Magic Wall Doll put the menu in his arms and left with a hip-hop pace.

At this time, the boss walked out of the back kitchen and greeted Li Ran.

"Xiao Ran! Why don't you order takeout today?"

"The takeout is not as delicious as here." Li Ran held his chin and said in a robot-like calm tone.

After saying that, he stared at the poster on the wall in a daze.

"Hahahaha! That's necessary!" Li Ran's rainbow fart made the boss smile.

In his eyes, the compliments given by such a cold Li Ran must be sincere.

"Would you like to try my special skill, stir-fried duck with green onions?" The boss raised his eyebrows.

"Would you like... duck with green onions?" Li Ran murmured in a daze.

I accidentally fell into my own long reflex arc and was unable to extricate myself.

For a long time, until the shop owner's eyes almost lost focus, Li Ran responded: "No, thank you."

Although duck with green onions is a very common ingredient in this world, Li Ran really can't eat it.

Not long after, the dishes were served, and the magic wall doll waited respectfully and danced the wall grinding dance.

"Go and do other things." Li Ran glanced at the Magic Wall Doll, with a rare tenderness in his eyes.

But he saw the magic wall puppet shaking his head, still waiting aside.

"Then it's up to you." Li Ran had no choice but to let him go.

I remember a year ago, Li Ran saw a homeless and hungry Magic Wall Doll on the street.

After giving food to the magic wall puppet.

He introduced the Magic Wall Doll to this restaurant as a waiter.

From then on, the restaurant became the home of the Magic Wall Doll.

He also formed a deep bond with his boss.

Therefore, the Magic Wall Doll is very grateful to Li Ran and will serve Li Ran seriously every time.

Li Ran eats very slowly and gracefully.

Soon after, he slowly put down his chopsticks with satisfaction in his eyes.

Amidst the reluctant farewell of the Magic Wall Doll, Li Ran walked out of the store and headed home.

While passing a supermarket, he saw a crowd swarming in front of him.

People pointed and seemed to be discussing something, their expressions were filled with fear and curiosity.

Li Ran took a closer look.

I saw a light yellow elf that looked like Pikachu lying in the middle of the road.

It's just that his painting style is a bit strange, even weird.

The ears are droopy, and the face is very perfunctory, like the circled eyes and slightly weird smile drawn by a primary school student with a paintbrush.

There were two small black holes in his abdomen, and two smart eyes seemed to be faintly visible through the holes.