Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

After Zhou Youping used the "World Extinguishing Demonic Flame" to destroy the circuit of the Iron General and "kill" him.

A voice sounded above his head.

"Have enough fun?"

Zhou Youping recognized the identity of the voice's owner - Frank.

Zhou Youping raised his head and saw a circle of people gathered outside the pit. Except for Strange, who wanted to go back to resettle the imprisoned scientific researchers, everyone else was surrounding him.

After Zhou Youping heard Frank's words that ruined his image, he couldn't help but retort immediately:

"Play? How can fighting be called 'play'?

Do you know how hard I tried just now?

In order to get rid of this iron lump with a vibrating gold shell, a lot of effort has been spent, and it won't make up for it in two months! "

Frank nodded: "Well, for you who have nothing to do all day, the session just now can cover your exercise for two months."

Zhou Youping: "Do you think that I want to live in a dead house?

I don't want to!

But now I'm too strong, a little 'exercise' will cause landslides and earth cracks!

If I live a 'healthy life' and insist on exercising for an hour every day, the earth will soon be 'unhealthy'!

Do you know that I am trying to restrain myself for the safety of the earth, and there is pain in the dark?

How I yearn to go back to the time when I was weak and weak, at that time, it only took one bullet to kill me"

Well, that last sentence is true.

However, Zhou Youping noticed the sudden "confused" expression on everyone's face, as if to say: "What's there to be 'desired' to be killed by a single bullet?"

Zhou Youping

“At that time, I only needed one bowl of beef noodles every time I wanted to be full, and I could gain weight by eating two bowls every time!

Now, I can't get enough to eat, and I can't get fat!

Do you know how much I spend on fast food for a month now?

Four million!

This is a waste of food if you exercise again! "

Hearing what Zhou Youping said, Wade and Pietro couldn't help showing expressions of horror and empathy.

Wade will not talk about it. After retiring from the army, he was afraid of death and dared not take big orders, so he kept searching and searching. He just found a girlfriend.I was going to save some money to get married, but I got terminally ill again, and became poor again during the treatment.

After finally acquiring super self-healing powers, he became unafraid of death. He went around asking friends to borrow money to prepare for a big job. However, due to the side effects of acquiring the power, he was not able to use his brain properly and killed both his employers. , resulting in a negative equity of more than yuan

a month for food expenses is simply too much for Wade, who is now earning a monthly income of U.S. dollars (of which is from Zhou Youping’s salary) relying on Zhou Youping’s salary and doing odd jobs. Nightmare, what does this mean?

You spend most of your income just on eating, then rent a house, and then you can't do anything else!

What to marry and have children?

Why buy a car or a house?

What hydroelectric medical?

Nothing!

oh!Wait, it seems that I forgot to count the part of tax payment, after deducting tax, it will be even less.

Pietro also feels deeply about the high food expenses.

Pietro's superpower not only gives him super-speed athletic ability, but also brings super-speed consumption!

Once the ability is activated, Pietro will gain hundreds of times the speed of ordinary people, and at the same time, his energy consumption will be hundreds of times faster than ordinary people!

Therefore, Pietro feels hungry every few minutes when he activates his ability, and in daily life, just like a person who plays a lot of basketball always subconsciously makes a shooting posture, Pietro can't help but activate his ability, even if every time It is only turned on for a few seconds, but because of the accumulation of small amounts, he will consume nearly ten times the energy of a normal person in a day!

Why is Pietro addicted to games and dramas?

Because when Pietro does things in reality, he always uses his abilities unconsciously to complete what he is doing instantly.

But games and dramas don't work.

When playing games, Pietro is too fast for the game console's processor to keep up, so he has to "slow down", no matter how fast he is, he can only be limited to the range allowed by the game.

The same is true for watching dramas, other people's videos can only be played so fast, even if the "accelerated playback" is turned on to the fastest speed, it is far below the speed that Pietro's ability can achieve.

Therefore, when Pietro is addicted to games and watching TV shows, he can be in "low power mode" while he is awake, achieving the effect of "saving money and spending money." Otherwise, if Pietro is allowed to run at full speed every day , his monthly food expenses are hundreds of times that of an ordinary person, and one day is as much as someone else’s for one or two years. This would be enough for any ordinary family to collapse in minutes!

The focus of girls is a little different.

Wow!

You can eat whatever you want without gaining weight?

Envy~

One side is envy, the other side is empathy.

Then, Zhou Youping said with a "fearful heart" again: "Fortunately, I have money."

Zhou Youping's words directly pushed everyone to his "opposite".

Wade and Pietro wake up instantly!

Yes!This guy is rich, and he doesn't care about spending an extra a month on food!

We are different!

For a while, Wade and Pietro also switched to the camp where the girls envied and hated Zhou Youping.

As for girls, well, I'm even more envious.

What is happier than being able to "eat whatever you want"?

This is it!

Frank was the only one with a discerning eye in the audience.

Frank glanced at Zhou Youping with a slightly contemptuous expression and said, "It's not like I haven't seen you when you were 'weak' (although you were weak enough to beat me a few times), you clearly knew at that time Also like this!"

After being exposed, Zhou Youping became angry from embarrassment: "It's okay to let me exercise more first! How about you come and practice with me every day from now on?"

Although Frank had a drop of sweat dripping from his forehead, he still had a cool expression on his face. He said with a serious face, "Hmph! I'm not like you who do nothing all day long, but I have to do business every day."

Well, mainly because I don’t want to get beaten.

It would be fine if he could fight back, but Zhou Youping is not the kind of person who has nothing but physical strength. He has a lot of strong control and displacement abilities. Frank has no chance to fight back in front of Zhou Youping and can only be chased. beat.

Although Frank is immortal, and in Ghost Rider's skeletal form, he doesn't even have the nerve tissue capable of producing pain, but it's still embarrassing to be beaten.

While Frank knew something about Zhou Youping, Zhou Youping also knew something about Frank. After hearing what the other party said, he knew that he had won the argument.

After winning the next round, Zhou Youping was so happy that he jumped three feet high, um, not an exaggeration, because he wanted to leave the pit.

However, after jumping out, Zhou Youping suddenly remembered something, and he quickly jumped down again

I almost forgot about this pile of vibrating gold shells. At ten thousand dollars per gram, even if the density of vibrating gold is low, this shell can still be bought for hundreds of millions, right?