Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

"Boss, have I passed?"

Shocked, Zhou Youping couldn't help looking at the other party's "honor" with disgust.

What kind of face is this?

The texture of the entire face looks like it was first burnt in a fire and then soaked in water to make it swollen. It is best to use chili pepper to color it into a process of gradually changing from red to black. If I have to use one thing to describe it, That is: a rotten tomato.

Even Erha can't chew on a uglier "masterpiece" than this!

In nature, it is estimated that only those casually long things in the deep sea can compete with it in terms of ugliness, right?

Seeing this face, coupled with the other person's previous abnormal reaction of not treating the injury as an injury, Zhou Youping instantly thought of a person...

Zhou Youping: "What's your name?"

The ugly face put on a scary smile and replied: "Hello, boss! My name is Wade Wilson. People call me Handsome Wade. My friends in Asia call me Handsome. However, I plan to use the stage name Deadpool in the future.

We've actually seen it!Bars, mercenaries, green giants, any impressions? "

Wade!

Deadpool!

Sure enough, it's you!

Zhou Youping confirmed it instantly.

The ugly Wade didn't wait for Zhou Youping's reply, he continued, "Boss, boss, you asked my name because I've already passed the exam, so you want to put me in the personnel file, right?"

Zhou Youping shook his head: "No!"

Although he is an "acquaintance", and this "acquaintance" is a guy with special abilities who can play a big role in certain situations, Zhou Youping doesn't want to recruit people anymore. Even if he wants to recruit people, he doesn't want to recruit this kind of "acquaintance" Talents" come to find fault for themselves.

Wade looked miserable: "Why?!"

Zhou Youping gritted his teeth and said through his teeth: "Our prerequisite is that the appearance conforms to the public's aesthetics! Your appearance... is too niche!"

Wade took out a stack of photos from his pocket unconvinced: "Obviously when I was in school, everyone praised me for being handsome! You see, I was twenty years old at this time and just mature. This is me, sixteen years old and pretty. Tender... This is an artistic photo taken when I was two years old, without clothes on. Who here is not a handsome guy?"

Zhou Youping looked at him quietly for two seconds, then took out his phone and took a photo of him, then placed the screen next to Wade's photo, then pointed at the phone screen and said, "At least this one isn't the one now."

Seeing this, Wade reached out and touched his face: "Oh! My mask fell off!"

Zhou Youping took back his phone: "Do you want me to post it online and ask netizens if you are handsome?"

Wade shook his head: "No, my handsomeness needs to be experienced face to face. Believe me, as long as you meet me face to face, there are very few people in this world who can't help but be impressed by my handsomeness."

Zhou Youping didn't bother to pay attention to his coquettish words, and waved his hand directly: "Goodbye."

Wade: "Are you sure you won't let me pass?"

Zhou Youping: "Yes."

Wade nodded his scary head resolutely: "Okay!"

Zhou Youping took a step back, ready to close the door.

But at this time...

Wade took out a hammer from nowhere, and then he hammered his body with force and quickly, smashing his wrists, chest, knees, etc. out of shape in a short while.

After awakening, Wade has a strong self-healing power and vitality. He can recover no matter what kind of damage he receives. Even if he is hit to a vital point, he will not die. As long as there is one cell left, he can complete self-regeneration!

In addition, he has strong adaptability to pain. He is like a zombie. Unless he is disabled, he will not lose the ability to move due to pain.

After doing this.

Snapped

Wade suddenly sat on the ground and shouted loudly: "Big news! Zhou Youping beat innocent people! He is about to kill someone."

After shouting, he glanced at Zhou Youping triumphantly, and then lay his whole body on the ground.

After Wade finished shouting, several figures carrying cameras and microphones suddenly appeared from the surrounding flowers and grass. Some "passers-by" suddenly took off their casual jackets, revealing their uniforms, and then took out various items from various places on their bodies. kind of equipment......

After a while, the front of Zhou Youping's house was surrounded by reporters.

After Wade heard the noise and knew someone was coming, he decided to add something more, and then he began to write a "suicide note" on the ground with his fingers stained with blood.

Zhou Youping nodded to the reporters around, and then asked, "Have you captured everything?"

All the reporters nodded.

Then, Zhou Youping pointed to a place next to a certain door, lowered his head and said to Wade, "I still have a close-up."

Wade realized instantly that everything he did was being photographed!

Seeing that Wade failed, he immediately climbed up from the ground with his twisted body, trying to escape from the scene by jumping up and down.

At this time, Zhou Youping lowered his head and looked at what Wade had written on the ground:

I, the honest, friendly and handsome Wade, went shopping today. I met someone who was jealous of my beautiful appearance. They punched and kicked me. I was about to die. Zhou Youping used his wealth and power to bully innocent passers-by. Please kindly seek justice for me... .The following two hundred words are omitted

Zhou Youping didn't finish it, but only read the beginning. Zhou Youping couldn't help but say a sentence in his mind: mentally retarded!

Good guy, it's such nonsense to say that you are "dying soon", don't you have the strength to use it to ask for help?

The next moment, Zhou Youping suddenly smiled, very relieved.

Everyone in Zhou Youping's "circle of friends" has a high IQ, which puts a lot of pressure on Zhou Youping.

After "Iron Fist", Zhou Youping finally met another well-known person who could give him a sense of superiority in IQ!

In this case, don't say I won't give you a chance...

The next moment, a bloody hand flew out from Zhou Youping's bloody coat.

The speed of nerve reflexes will affect the speed of Zhou Youping's doing everything, which naturally includes reading and thinking.

Zhou Youping can easily read a -word article with simple content in basically one second, which is much better than reading ten lines in one glance!

Well, if it weren't for the fact that Zhou Youping doesn't like to use his brain, and his brain circuit is different from ordinary people and he has a bad memory, then Zhou Youping can be regarded as a genius now.

Wade, who had limited legs and feet, just jumped out a few meters.

At this time, a big hand suddenly squeezed his head tightly.

Well, Wade is a rather narcissistic guy and is not willing to hurt his face. Although his ruined face can basically be treated as plastic surgery...

Wade froze instantly.

no way.

If he was caught in other parts, even if it was his penis, he would dare to cut it directly with his backhand, but if his head was cut, he would lose consciousness until his brain recovered.

"Boss, what's the matter?" Wade said with a smile.

Is that what you said?

Don't hit the smiling person.

But because of Wade's previous escape, now his back is facing Zhou Youping, Zhou Youping can't see his smiling face.

Thinking of this, Wade tried to turn around so that Zhou Youping could see his smiling face, using his smiling face to reduce the possibility of Zhou Youping attacking him.

Although he is not afraid of pain and can heal, it takes time to heal. If the injury is too severe, he will not be able to catch up with part-time work for a while.

But Zhou Youping didn't want to see his unappetizing face, Wade's head was held tightly by bloody hands, and he couldn't move.

At this time, Zhou Youping said: "I'll tell you good news! Your shamelessness touched me! So, I decided to give you a chance!"

Wade became excited when he heard it!

I'm coming!

Not long ago, Wade had just killed the enemy who turned him into this state and reconciled with his girlfriend.

After Wade killed his enemy, he didn't become peaceful because he lived a life of marriage and having children. Instead, he planned to use his immortality to do things that he wanted to do before but was afraid of dying. He spread all over the world. Run to be a "sin buster", take the task to receive the bounty, and then use the bounty to buy a car and a house, as well as the money to prepare for the wedding and honeymoon with your girlfriend.

However, the good times did not last long.

Wade had just begun to embark on his own journey as the "Crime Buster". However, for the sake of convenience, he accepted two tasks with the same target in the same city in the island country at the same time, two tasks to assassinate the gang boss.

Well, making money and punishing sins at the same time, Wade felt smart when he thought about it!

In order to complete this mission, Wade borrowed a large sum of money from his friends to fund the mission.

After completing the mission, he discovered that his two missions had a special feature. Their mission objectives and the names of the bounty posters were swapped to form another mission...

Yes, Wade killed both of his employers!

Wade couldn't get the money, and by the way, he also took in the deposit that he had handed in when he picked up the task.

Now Wade can be said to be penniless!

Because of the "killing employer" record, Wade can no longer accept the task.

In order to maintain his life, Wade had to honestly come out to work to earn money.

You say repay the debt?

What a joke!Why do I have to pay back the money that I, Wade, borrowed with my ability?

Wade kept looking for jobs through the Internet and newspapers, and then found Zhou Youping's recruitment information.

A job with a base salary of $ per week plus commission!

More than ten thousand per week, rounded up to five or sixty thousand per month, and rounded up to one hundred thousand!

That's millions of dollars every year!

This is already far more than the income of middle-class families!

The combined bounty of the two gang bosses that Wade spent more than half a month of preparations to kill was only worth about U.S. dollars, and part of the U.S. dollars was the various fees he paid for this task. cost!

Relying on this income, Wade will soon be able to raise enough money to marry his girlfriend and settle down, and even soon enough to continue his "hero dream"!

Therefore, this income is full of temptations for Wade!

......

After Wade heard Zhou Youping's words, he said excitedly: "Boss! I will work hard! Boss, are you tired? I'll squeeze your shoulders, oh! Boss, relax a little, or I won't be able to get through..." .”

Zhou Youping frowned and controlled Wade with his bloody hand: "You have dirty blood mixed with mud in your hand, stay away from me!

I didn't say that I want you now, I just said that I will give you a chance, I can exempt you from the requirement of appearance, and you have completed the second condition, now you only need to complete any one of the other two conditions and I will accept it next to you. "

Wade didn't care at all about Zhou Youping's conditions.

He even passed Zhou Youping's level, so what's the point of playing with the US team for an hour?With an immortal body, he can't win at most, but there is no possibility of losing!

With this thought in mind, Wade jumped away and left.

Looking at Wade's back, Zhou Youping smiled slightly.

Thank me, Steve! Your senior life should be full of energy starting today!

Because there were a group of reporters around, the news that someone passed Zhou Youping's weird assessment spread instantly.

Those who have thoughts about the high salary of $ per week are eager to learn from the performance of those who pass.

However, when those people with ideas saw Wade's appearance after being punched by Zhou Youping twice, all his bones were twisted and became extremely terrifying, thinking that Wade was ugly because of the protagonist, they all backed down.

However, following what others say, there are still a few "heretics" who still do not choose to give up.

New York, inside a Catholic orphanage.

One of Zhou Youping's fanatic fans, Skye, repeatedly watched the video on the computer and analyzed:

"Zhou Youping did not use all his strength in his two blows. He did not want to kill anyone, so he saved his strength.

In this way, his first attack should be a test. After completing the test, he planned to knock down the opponent with the second attack. However, if Zhou Youping underestimated the opponent in the first test, it is likely that the second attack would fail. Knock the opponent down........

Um! There is a chance at this level!

As for the remaining two conditions, one has to be completed!

Fighting Captain America for an hour? This feeling never comes.

Take ten billion from Stark?

Hmm...can I do that with my computer skills?

Even if I can do it, will I be discovered by the Stark Group soon and be taken away by the police?

Wait, Zhou Youping and Tony Stark have a good relationship. He asked Stark to be the examiner for this level. He must have said hello to Stark, right?

If that doesn't work, I'll return the money immediately after taking the money, leave a piece of evidence, leave a message to Tony Stark to apologize, and then say that I'm Zhou Youping's subordinate... This should be okay, right?

Um!that's it!

Ha ha!You can't hide from me, Zhou!young!flat!

Oh hahahahahahahahaha”

......

Inside Stark's sea view villa.

"Haqiu"

Stark sneezed violently.

The artificial intelligence Jarvis immediately said: "Sir, you have not rested for 54 hours, and your physical condition is in danger. I suggest you go to bed immediately."

Stark shook his head: "How is that possible? I'm still young and strong! Oh, okay, but I'm a little tired. Forget it, wait until I finish processing this set of formulas... Jarvis, let's talk about the recent past. Something interesting happened to cheer me up."

Jarvis: "Okay, sir, three days ago, your friend Mr. Zhou Youping opened a new cultural media company..."

Hearing this, Stark whistled: "I don't feel sleepy anymore after saying this. Has the young man finally grown up?"

Jarvis: "Things don't seem to be what sir thought. The details are as follows..."

Jarvis and Stark displayed the weird recruitment information of Zhou Youping Company.

Jarvis: "Sir, Mr. Zhou Youping did not invite you to be an examiner. According to the law, his behavior has constituted a fraudulent behavior. It is recommended to call the police."

:. :mx